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post #351 of 397
Love the costumes, everyone!

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Originally Posted by Werewolf Girl View Post
Here's a better picture of some of the spooky cookies we made. Santa and the one that looks like vampire Hitler are my favourites. No one would eat Santa! He stayed alive until some super super drunk girl grabbed him at the end of the night. I guess there's just something unwholesome about biting into Santa's head on Halloween.
That is hilarious.
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Where are Cleo's tits?
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When did this become Unofficial Larry Flynt Tribute Day on CHUD?
post #354 of 397
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Originally Posted by Diva View Post
Love the costumes, everyone!



That is hilarious.
It was even more hilarious when she puked up a bunch of pink Santa goo on our walkway as she was leaving.
post #355 of 397
I know I'm pretty, but I'm not as pretty as a couple of titties:

post #356 of 397
Ya Mr. Majestyk! Muthafuckin' Charlie Bronson!

Great job there, TCD. Extra points if midway through the night you put fake blood on your underwear.
post #357 of 397
It wasn't fake.
post #358 of 397
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Originally Posted by Tati View Post
Where are Cleo's tits?
On her chest, I would presume.
post #359 of 397
Best costume I saw on Halloween was Kenny Powers. This guy looked EXACTLY like him.
post #360 of 397
Okay, here goes:
Patchless:


Looking mean in the very back of the hallway:


Looking kinda fat here with a friend:
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Me in the middle, between Aku, and the worst jpopstripper i've ever seen
post #362 of 397
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Originally Posted by TCD View Post
I know I'm pretty, but I'm not as pretty as a couple of titties:

He must have thought it was white boy day. It ain't white boy day, is it?

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Originally Posted by Jake View Post
Love the shoes. It makes you look classy.
post #363 of 397
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Originally Posted by Jake View Post
Okay, here goes:
Patchless:
Holy shit Jake, is that your real hair? If you don't ever dress up as Evan Stone one year you've wasted incredible potential.
post #364 of 397
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Originally Posted by Diva View Post
Love the shoes. It makes you look classy.
Yeah, I couldn't find any decent boots that weren't $200 so I just wore those. :/

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Originally Posted by wydren View Post
Holy shit Jake, is that your real hair? If you don't ever dress up as Evan Stone one year you've wasted incredible potential.
Yeah, it's my real hair, haha. I don't know how to dress up like a porn star, though. I guess I could just go naked, but my dick is average.
post #365 of 397
I guess I'll be the first to ask: who's the gal in the red dress, Jake? And how many years too old am I for her?
post #366 of 397
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Yeah, it's my real hair, haha. I don't know how to dress up like a porn star, though. I guess I could just go naked, but my dick is average.
Just tape a blow up doll to your crotch.

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I guess I'll be the first to ask: who's the gal in the red dress, Jake? And how many years too old am I for her?
I will fall out of my chair if he says "A man". It would mean that was a damn nice costume though.
post #367 of 397
Since I like to go as pseudo-recognizable characters, I've determined I can pretty much only ever go as someone played by Patrick Stewart.

My buddy as Rowdy Roddy Piper and me as Captain Picard


I've always wanted a Star Trek uniform...
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Originally Posted by wydren View Post
I will fall out of my chair if he says "A man". It would mean that was a damn nice costume though.
It's the outcome that seemed logical in my head before I even saw your response.
post #369 of 397
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Originally Posted by Ratty View Post
I guess I'll be the first to ask: who's the gal in the red dress, Jake? And how many years too old am I for her?
Friend of a friend. She's like 23 I think. Total sweetheart, except for when her brother and I were trying to carry her to his bedroom so that she could at least pass out in a bed and she screamed "GET OUT OF MY LIIIIIIFE" at both of us.
post #370 of 397
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Originally Posted by Jake View Post
Friend of a friend. She's like 23 I think. Total sweetheart, except for when her brother and I were trying to carry her to his bedroom so that...
This story almost went to a dark, dark place.
post #371 of 397
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Originally Posted by Jake View Post
Friend of a friend. She's like 23 I think. Total sweetheart, except for when her brother and I were trying to carry her to his bedroom so that she could at least pass out in a bed and she screamed "GET OUT OF MY LIIIIIIFE" at both of us.
Ah, okay. Born a year after I graduated from high school. Noted.
post #372 of 397
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Ah, okay. Born a year after I graduated from high school. Noted.
You PMed him for her number didn't you?
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Originally Posted by TzuDohNihm View Post
You PMed him for her number didn't you?
Lamentably, no. 23 is wee too young for this old coot.
post #374 of 397
WHERE ARE CLEO'S TITS???
post #375 of 397
On her website.
post #376 of 397
haha tati's a mod
post #377 of 397
Didn't she go all capitalist? Don't you have to pay to see them now?
post #378 of 397
Haha Chri's Miller is an idiot.

She just made SUCH a big deal about her tits this year and her costume, i figured she needed a reminder on them.
post #379 of 397
And yet, Jake is the rapist.
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Originally Posted by Tati View Post
Haha Chri's Miller is an idiot.

She just made SUCH a big deal about her tits this year and her costume, i figured she needed a reminder on them.
Apparently some sort of elder god idiot.

You stay classy, though, ladies man.
post #381 of 397
Here's my meager attempt at the Most Interesting Man in the World:

post #382 of 397
Nice! Lookin' sharp, and I'm pretty sure anyone who's seen the commercial would know who you are, the hair and the beer nail it.
post #383 of 397
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Originally Posted by Tati View Post
WHERE ARE CLEO'S TITS???
They're not exactly hard to find if you know how to internet. My halloween costume, sadly, is. The mummy costume lasted like 2-3 hours before falling to bits. The one or two photos that got taken of it are deeply unflattering (I was seriously drunk) as well as being NSFW because getting bandages to cover your nipples is tricky. I changed into an emergency devil costume for the night out, only one photo got taken and that's on my husband's phone and hasn't been uploaded yet. Sorry to disappoint :P
post #384 of 397
Jake,

I assume your costume is Snake Pliskin? You did an excellent job. You have the hair just right!
post #385 of 397
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Originally Posted by Cleo View Post
They're not exactly hard to find if you know how to internet. My halloween costume, sadly, is. The mummy costume lasted like 2-3 hours before falling to bits. The one or two photos that got taken of it are deeply unflattering (I was seriously drunk) as well as being NSFW because getting bandages to cover your nipples is tricky. I changed into an emergency devil costume for the night out, only one photo got taken and that's on my husband's phone and hasn't been uploaded yet. Sorry to disappoint :P
We can move the thread....
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Originally Posted by Princess Kate View Post
Jake,

I assume your costume is Snake Pliskin? You did an excellent job. You have the hair just right!
You got it. Thanks! Bummed that I couldn't find decent boots, but I'll fix that the next time I decide to go with this costume.
post #387 of 397
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Originally Posted by Jake View Post
You got it. Thanks! Bummed that I couldn't find decent boots, but I'll fix that the next time I decide to go with this costume.
I didn't even notice the shoes, so for the purposes of your photo I think your costume worked perfectly
post #388 of 397
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Originally Posted by Richard Dickson View Post
Here's my meager attempt at the Most Interesting Man in the World:

I don't get the reference. But you definitely clean up nice. When I read your posts now they will no longer come from the mouth of a crazed Star Wars fan pointing at his hat. :P
post #389 of 397
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Originally Posted by Diva View Post
I don't get the reference. But you definitely clean up nice.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U18VkI0uDxE
post #390 of 397
Guess what I found today? Yep, my husband had a few photos on his camera that we'd forgotten about, and in a few my costume was still intact

post #391 of 397
Cleo is that a mummy?
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Cleo, you look more Leeloo from The Fifth Element than mummy [/not a complaint]
post #393 of 397
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Originally Posted by Princess Kate View Post
Cleo is that a mummy?
Original idea was a mummified Cleopatra (because of my haircut at the time, and my name), which then turned into a slutty mummy (or 'yummy mummy' as one of my friends said, haha). But Ratty, you're right, a couple of people pointed out that it was closer to a Leeloo costume.

Like I said though, it became irrelevant what it was pretty fast as it fell to bits - next year, more planning in advance!
post #394 of 397
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Originally Posted by Cleo View Post
Original idea was a mummified Cleopatra (because of my haircut at the time, and my name), which then turned into a slutty mummy (or 'yummy mummy' as one of my friends said, haha). But Ratty, you're right, a couple of people pointed out that it was closer to a Leeloo costume.

Like I said though, it became irrelevant what it was pretty fast as it fell to bits - next year, more planning in advance!
It's a good costume! The wrappings look sturdy in the photo even if they ultimately proved to be less than durable

I was just posting though to tell you that unfortunately a paucity of bandaging is a surefire indicator of a mummy who perished in dire financial straights! I went to a mummy exhibit earlier this year and it talked about how one mummy priest (Pahat) had been put through a haphazard mummification process that left his remains ill prepared to deal with the ravages of time. It's speculated he died in poverty after having emptied his coffers to pay for the funeral and mummification of his son, and when it came time for his own send off to the afterlife, his finances prevented him from getting the full mummy treatment (he didn't have enough resin poured in his chest cavity, ETC)

If you want your costume to last next year, I'd suggest investing in some canopic jars!
post #395 of 397
I'd say Cleo's doing well with having enough in her chest cavity.
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Originally Posted by Ryan C.B. View Post
I'd say Cleo's doing well with having enough in her chest cavity.
(it was Egyptology humor, Ryan)
post #397 of 397
(it was tits humor, Kate)
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