Remember that time I defended fleed out of pure Christmas charity?  

No good deed goes unpunished.

I have warm Holiday memories about being out of town, in my pj's and reading that thread...

Why is everyone so surprised that he's just as autistic in his political "views" as he is towards 80s nostalgia pieces?

I'm just surprised he has political views. It would be like finding out he has a sexual preference. I think we all just figured he reached the age of 12 and stopped growing. Like Gary Coleman, only emotionally instead of in stature.

I still refuse to believe fleed is a real person. He's nothing more than an elaborate alter ego for some Chewer. Why do I believe this? Because I have to. A world where duke fleed is real? Well, that way lies madness.

I go back and forth on that. It's sort of the rare thing where both options seem almost equally unbelievable.

Yeah, fleed is a troll. His obvious baiting in the political forum is proof of that.

But I am sure he'll come in and claim he's not a troll that he's just.............................................. ............duke fleed.


That's fine, because I have him on ignore now. I used to find the guy harmless and entertaining and even gave him the benefit of the doubt about being a real boy. Not anymore.

What is this, the fourth thread on this guy?

I blame the Nuke Fleed thread for all of this. If it weren't for that thread, nobody would have sympathized with him, and he would have been quietly banned in the subsequent weeks for being a pointless retard.

Ask Fleed if he's a Cronenberg fan.

When I first arrived, I found fleed to be quite amusing. At this point, I just scroll past his posts without thinking about it. Putting him on ignore might be easier but I don't have the heart. I think we can all agree he's real. Just not worth reading.

An opportunity to type... ellipses.

Wasn't he at ComicCon or some other conference. I know there was at least one other Chewer there, I'm disappointed nobody tried to check him out there to see if he's really like that or it's just all an act.

What do you mean? (PM?)

I still don't get it. I guess It's all about absurd solipsism. The nuke thread was fun and the collapse of the rep system too.

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Don't know if that's really true. In the last day there has been a STAR TREK and 2 AVENGERS articles. Plus there's been plenty of TRANSFORMERS coverage, not to mention a fair amount of news about an A-TEAM movie which has never even been all that close to being filmed. Lots of grist for fleed's mill.

I like to think that he's Devin or Nick, trying to get you guys to take the political threads less seriously.

For so many posts? Would be a bit much for something like that, wouldn't it?

If he's fake though... grats. Takes a passion to do it that way.

What I can't understand is why most of you spend so much time thinking about him.

At least he speaks his mind without being rude back to so many that constantly attack him. He also posts in movie threads much more than many of the posters on this board. His recent foray into the politics forum shows that although his views are unpopular he is willing to defend them to the best of his ability.

There are several duchebags here that get much more positive attention than Fleed. Let it go.

He's a Dolphin fan and therefore a cool dude in my book of cool dudes.

Who gives a shit? I'm starting to think Justin Clark is Fleed.

1. Fleed is real.
2. Who gives a shit?

But is he a Dolph fan?

This is what I'm struggling with. Even when he's attacked he's calm and very fleedian about it. He's never rude. Ever.

Politically wrong, yes, but this is a board that put up with Copperlocke, for goodness sakes.

I've never thought of fleed as a troll. Novelty poster yes, class-A moron definitely, but not a troll in the traditional sense. Was this latest thread created due to his insightful talking points in the politics thread? If so, I'd say to just ignore him.

This made me laugh out loud, and the answers probably yes.

I think, or hope, Devin got that out of his system with the whole Don Piano thing awhile back. Fleed has been so consistent for so long, I seriously think autism is the simplest explanation.

Unless Devin or Nick has an encyclopedic knowledge of South Florida sports teams, I'm pretty sure they're not.

I don't think he's someone's second login, but I do believe it's an act.

If it's an act, he's the most Method-y poster in the history of the Net.

Oooh, really? It does sort of make sense when you think about it.

Eric Cordo, Jay F, Thank you for the supportive words.

Sonic Boom, Richard Dickson, I am no act.

Schwartz, Why do you want to believe I am Autistic? Nobody should want anyone...even their worst enemy to have that.

Bailey, You're surprised I have political views. Wow! I am surprised in seeing that you think I do not have a preference when it comes to sex. Yes...I date, and I go out with women.

Mattioli, I am real, and I am a chewer, but I am not someone else's Alter Ego. Duke Fleed is the alter ego of me on the CHUD.COM Boards, That is why we have avatars and fake names...isn't it.

BobClark, Yes I am also a Dolph Lundigren Fan. Showdown In Little Tokyo, and The Punisher, are my favorites. I like Universal Soldier but not as much as the other two.

Eric Cordo, I am not and never have been Devin or Nick.

Mr Fabulous, James Kimbell I am also not Justin Clark.

BobClark, I am not a fan of Cronenberg.

Justin Clark, Well I post at CHUD.COM because I find these boards to be the best place to be on the net. Nick and Devin among others, run a terrific site.

P.S. Hello Russ Fischer, Yes I do know you do not like me.

lol. Watch out or you might catch it!

Wrong answer.

You know what? The hell with it. After his last post, I'm just willing to let Fleed be Fleed.

I believe you that you aren't Nick or Devin. But I think you're lying about never having been Nick or Devin.

Jay F makes the best point about the fleed: He's never rude or mean-spirited, regardless of the beatings that he takes from many of you on this board. Let fleed be...duke fleed.

Whatever he is, he obviously wants and likes attention, so it's good the haters are fanning the flames. If it's a fake, I'd say it's Molt. One way or the other, better to ignore.

No way am I doing that much research into the Miami Dolphins. Not happening.

Andre Dellamorte, Again...I am not a fake. You are absolutely correct about the fact I like attention though.

Is anyone going to Comic Con New York on the weekend of February 6th-8th 2009? I will definitely be there?

Fleed reminds me of my ex-girlfriends sister, who was annoying and always wanted to come out with us (and actually cried when we didn't want her to, "YOU GUYS AREN'T MY FRIENDS!"), despite the fact that she never had any fun and people (who she thought were her friends) would make fun of her and she was just too dumb to realize it. After a while you'd just feel bad, because making fun of someone who's too stupid to know their being made fun of gets old, so instead you just coped with her annoying ways, tried to ignore her as much as possible, and just dealt with it.

Edit: Come to think of it, she was born in Boca. Could this be a Florida thing?

I'll be there for work fleed.

Pictures Cordo. Pictures. Video if you want to.

That weekend can't get there soon enough.

fyp

That's one helluva slogan.

Eric Cordo, What booth?

InTheShadows, I remind you of your ex-girlfriend's...Sister!?! I am a guy! I usually do know when I am getting teased, and I tease back as well. So clearly, I cannot be this sister of your ex-girlfriend.

I'll be with Arthur Suydam and Jim Steranko. I don't know where they're going to be on the floor at this moment, obviously.

Wait a minute, did someone say Devin was Don Piano? I knew he couldn't have been fleed after fleed showed he knew something about football. Frankly, after the fabbong incident, I'm surprised if Devin actually had an alt here at all?

It's Slater. Has to be.

If not him, another one of those Fake Life guys. Or someone else, but I can't see someone who never interacted with the boards spend his entire time doing this.