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post #51 of 68
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Originally Posted by neaux View Post
Occasionally I'll see things and think damn I wish I had a camera just so Nick could add it to his list of the dumb.

This weekend, I almost cried. I swear to you, I got behind a big pickup truck that had the license plate DNKYPNCH.

Yes. either its DonkeyPunch or DinkyPinch. Either way I wish I had a camera phone.

anyone else have these moments where you wish you could have picture-proof?
At the Del Mar Fair this past Summer, The AA stand was right in front of the beer garden. Just past the booth, a big sign advertising spirits and beer.
post #52 of 68
I saw spotted dick today at Sainsbury's. Sadly, camera-less.
post #53 of 68
Ah, around the time this thread started I would sometimes pass by a house that had an Obama sign in front. The sign was just a white board with Obama hand drawn in brown crayon. Seemed like an afterthought of a political sign.
post #54 of 68
I remember an odd (and suggestive) sign driving past the LJS last summer...

post #55 of 68
What is suggestive about that?
post #56 of 68
A sign in front of a local park read 'NO PARKING'. I know they meant 'park' the verb, but it seemed like they verbed the noun form. It reminded me of Nick's word play, which I love.
post #57 of 68
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Oh, there was also some very large Polish dude at Home Depot a few years ago with a gold necklace on. Hanging from the necklace was Jesus... crucified on an anchor. WTF? Anyone know what the deal is with that?
Moby Dick fan.
post #58 of 68
Bumped beacause on my travels yesterday I found these in a Toy Store.

http://nerdapproved.com/wp-content/u...n-magnet-1.jpg
post #59 of 68
Marquee on "AAA News" store:

FLESHLIGHTS ARE HERE!
MILITARY DISCOUNT
post #60 of 68
Yesterday I saw a van for what must be a new daycare service in the area. Name of the business? Children of the Corn Daycare.
post #61 of 68
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Originally Posted by Sammy Jankis View Post
What is suggestive about that?
Hmmmm.
post #62 of 68
Imitation bacon bits.

They make bacon bits from real bacon too. At Walmart they're on a shelf right above the fake ones. They're only 20 cents more. Why would you ever feel the need to put that hard, bland, imitation crap in your salad, when chewy, salty goodness is so close, and only two dimes more?
post #63 of 68
Last week I was at a college graduation when I saw an obese man and woman (with two little kids in tow) sporting "FUCK ME I'M IRISH" tshirts. It was their graduation attire.
post #64 of 68
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Originally Posted by Princess Kate View Post
Last week I was at a college graduation when I saw an obese man and woman (with two little kids in tow) sporting "FUCK ME I'M IRISH" tshirts. It was their graduation attire.
They were my parents, and we're going through a hard time. Lay off.
post #65 of 68
Is it common practice to have liposuction clinics next to the food court?

Because the Music City Mall in Odessa, TX has one next to their food court. Right hand to the man.
post #66 of 68
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Originally Posted by Kevin Macken View Post
They were my parents, and we're going through a hard time. Lay off.
For reals..?
post #67 of 68
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Originally Posted by Princess Kate View Post
For reals..?
Yes, money's tight these days.
post #68 of 68
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Originally Posted by Kevin Macken View Post
Yes, money's tight these days.
Ah, I get it now Humor!
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