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Ryan, you ignorant slut!

post #1 of 4
7/17/03 at 3:27am
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Why the hell are you bitching about AMC debuting PINATA: SURVIVAL ISLAND in October. PINATA is a classic! It is a movie destined to become a bad movie classic. A movie that hysterically inept only comes along once in a blue moon and I for one am thrilled that AMC will soon be sharing is schlocky goodness with the world.

Besides, American Movie Classics runs the movie TENTACLES on a regular basis so PINATA is definately a step up.

Now where the hell are those DVDs you're supposed to send me? I swear, getting me to do your dirty work by watching GHOST RIG! Why I ought to...
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post #2 of 4
7/17/03 at 8:48am
AMC is better than that. If you like it so much, Foy, then I suggest you contact the channel so you can participate in those annoying TV spots they run. You know the ones: people standing in a white environment talking about their favorite films.

I can see you now, "Pinata is a masterpiece of terror. Sure, Jaime doesn't show us her knockers but you just gotta love that killer Pinata!"

DVDs are on the way, as soon as I remedy this car engine problem that seems to be screwing up my daily schedule. (By the way watched 13th Child wink review to come.)

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post #3 of 4
7/17/03 at 8:56am
The Pinata looks more real than Jaime Pressly.
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post #4 of 4
7/17/03 at 9:31am
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AMC is better than that. If you like it so much, Foy, then I suggest you contact the channel so you can participate in those annoying TV spots they run. You know the ones: people standing in a white environment talking about their favorite films.

I can see you now, "Pinata is a masterpiece of terror. Sure, Jaime doesn't show us her knockers but you just gotta love that killer Pinata!"
AMC is better than that? Not for a long, long time, Ryan. Now if this was showing on Turner Classic Movies then I'd be worried. Hell, I suspect AMC will be running LEAGUE OF EXTRAORDINARY GENTLEMEN in a few years too.

And if I was going to appear in one of those ads I'd spend about 5 minutes rambling on about my love for NO RETREAT, NO SURRENDER.

By the way, did 13TH CHILD actually have a Jersey Devil in it unlike MOTHMAN PROPHECIES which totally skimped on the Mothman?
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