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Foxy Lady!

post #1 of 17
11/6/08 at 12:49pm
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http://www.ajc.com/news/content/news...fox.html?imw=Y
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post #2 of 17
11/6/08 at 1:00pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JigdiowuGuM
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post #3 of 17
11/6/08 at 1:11pm
Kind of makes me feel like a pussy for walking if I get a cramp.
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post #4 of 17
11/6/08 at 1:25pm
"You kids have it too easy nowadays. We used to walk to work in my day. Uphill. Both ways. With rabid fucking foxes attached to our arms."
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post #5 of 17
11/6/08 at 1:27pm
Woman is tough. The fox also sounds like a badass, however.
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post #6 of 17
11/6/08 at 1:37pm
A great new superhero idea would be this: While jogging in the forest, a double amputee is attacked by two rabid foxes. During the attack, the foxes attach themselves to her stumps. She soon learns that if the doctors remove the foxes, she'll die, so she's got to keep them alive and take a steady stream of anti-rabies pills. Over time, she tames the foxes and learns to harness their powers.
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post #7 of 17
11/6/08 at 1:39pm
And how was this double amputee jogging in the forest?
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post #8 of 17
11/6/08 at 1:40pm
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Originally Posted by Minsky View Post
A great new superhero idea would be this: While jogging in the forest, a double amputee is attacked by two rabid foxes. During the attack, the foxes attach themselves to her stumps. She soon learns that if the doctors remove the foxes, she'll die, so she's got to keep them alive and take a steady stream of anti-rabies pills. Over time, she tames the foxes and learns to harness their powers.
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post #9 of 17
11/6/08 at 1:40pm
Robot legs? Stop asking stupid questions.
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post #10 of 17
11/6/08 at 1:41pm
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And how was this double amputee jogging in the forest?
Do you jog on your hands? If so can I have your autograph?
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post #11 of 17
11/6/08 at 1:44pm
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Do you jog on your hands? If so can I have your autograph?
You idiot. How's he going to sign an autograph if he's jogging on his hands?
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post #12 of 17
11/6/08 at 1:50pm
With my mouth. As any proud and self respecting double amputee would!
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post #13 of 17
11/6/08 at 6:56pm
FOXES!!!

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post #14 of 17
11/6/08 at 7:08pm
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Originally Posted by Minsky View Post
A great new superhero idea would be this: While jogging in the forest, a double amputee is attacked by two rabid foxes. During the attack, the foxes attach themselves to her stumps. She soon learns that if the doctors remove the foxes, she'll die, so she's got to keep them alive and take a steady stream of anti-rabies pills. Over time, she tames the foxes and learns to harness their powers.
Please, no spoilers for 'Crank III'!
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post #15 of 17
11/6/08 at 8:13pm

"Bitch had it comin'!"
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post #16 of 17
11/11/08 at 6:53pm
The 1st thing I thought when I read this was: "Why the hell didn't she just shake the damn thing off and run to her car?" Then the article goes on to say she wanted it tested for rabies. I think my citified puss ass would never have had that kind of presence of mind. Apparently, Arizona women are pretty damned tough and clear headed in a crisis situation. My hat's off to her. And to the 1st guy to open her trunk to get the fox out to be tested.
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post #17 of 17
11/11/08 at 8:07pm
The really shitty thing is, she kept the fucking thing in hopes that it would check out not to have rabies, but she's getting the incredibly painful rabies shots anyway.
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