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Kate Winslet in Vanity Fair (NSFW)

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Commence with the "i'd fuck that" and "monica bellucci is way hotter" cliched posts!
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Mmmmmeat!!
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From now on, Winslet is only allowed to wear that dress in the second picture. Everywhere. Forever.

Oh yea, and I'd fuck that.
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I think she looks much hotter with red hair. Cute little tush though.
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She was always hotter than Liz Hurley, now it's between her and Weisz for hottest thing to ever come out of England.
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Originally Posted by Brendan View Post
[Commence with the "i'd fuck that" and "monica bellucci is way hotter" cliched posts!
Gladly.

I'd fuck that til I couldn't fuck no more.
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Forgive me for being crude, but if Sam Mendes walks away empty-handed on Oscar night, I imagine that he can simply goldplate his dick as a substitute. It's the one honor he deserves.
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Hot damn!
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I can't stop staring and I'm at work. She's going to get me fired.
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I've had the hots for her for ages. I'm pretty happy today.
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Thanks I think KW is always hot



and...just posted on egotastic

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I love this week. I love it so very much.
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Like a fine wine, she has improved with age. I'd fuck the shit out of her.
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I love this week. I love it so very much.
I know! Man, what a caboose.
post #15 of 101
Rasberry Leper, I have always believed that...Kate Winslet was a...well rounded actress. Fixed.
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No ellipsis, Fleed? Your post seems, like Ms. Winslet, a little...naked.
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Touche Raspberry Leper...touche.
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NSFW?!? More like NSFMP (Not Safe For My Pants)!!!! Amiright, fellas?

Yeah, you know what I'm talkin' 'bout, Fleed.
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She's pretty.
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I have always believed that Kate Winslet was a well rounded actress.
There was a guy I worked with when I tended bar that had this incredibly bad stutter. The only time it went away was when he got really mad, and would scream at someone. I think Kate Winslet's ass has that affect on fleed.
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God that ass is just glorious.
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God that woman is just glorious.
FIFY.

(And while I'd tap that until the boys dropped off, I do prefer her as a redhead.)
post #23 of 101
But the ass is the featured part of that picture. Who cares about the rest?
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Wow, I might have to buy that Vanity Fair. I would like to say she is as beautiful inside as outside--but-----I can't stop staring at her ass. I have a "thing" for asses.
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Brigitte Bardot would be proud.
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Originally Posted by duke fleed View Post
I have always believed that Kate Winslet was a well rounded actress.
I see what you did there.
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Originally Posted by Brendan View Post
Commence with the "i'd fuck that" and "monica bellucci is way hotter" cliched posts!
1. Yes, I would.

2. Never thought I say it, but that's now open to debate. That ass is iconic.
post #28 of 101
They are the best pictures of anyone ever.
post #29 of 101
They sure retouched the hell out that one didn't they.
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Maybe they did. All I know is I can't stop retouching the hell out of this one.

And by 'this one', I mean my....well, you can guess the rest.
post #31 of 101
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Originally Posted by Brendan View Post
Commence with the "i'd fuck that" and "monica bellucci is way hotter" cliched posts!
I'm on board with both sentiments here.

Just because Bellucci makes an agnostic re-consider belief in a higher power has no bearing on the fact that Kate Winslet is a VERY attractive woman.
post #32 of 101
I'd fuck that and Monica Bellucci, if they'd let me and if it was ok with Sam and Vincent.
post #33 of 101
Yet another reminder that Hollywood casting agents are terrible at their jobs since they continually cast Winslet as the homely girl in flicks.
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Yet another reminder that Hollywood casting agents are terrible at their jobs since they continually cast Winslet as the homely girl in flicks.
At least they don't cast her as the fat woman.
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Originally Posted by Matt OCallaghan View Post
They are the best pictures of anyone ever.
I must concur with my learned coleague for the defense.

[GRUMPY OLD GUY]I have adored the hell out of Ms Winslett for many many years now, probably since Ken Branaghs Hamlet, and not just because of her utter stunning luminous beauty, but because of her obivous brain and fierce unquestionable talent, along with an unwillingness to compromise herself artistically.

Maybe I'm dull, but ALL thise factors combined make her irresistable to me, not just her looks.

But please, by all means, back to man-children talking about how much fun it would be to 'tap dat caboose' or whatever you kids say these days...[/GRUMPY OLD GUY]
post #36 of 101
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Originally Posted by Brendan View Post
Commence with the "i'd fuck that" and "monica bellucci is way hotter" cliched posts!
Just because.

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Just because.

You're a helluva guy
post #38 of 101
wow her breasts are really pretty
post #39 of 101
Weird. Bellucci looks really irritated in that 2nd photo. Like she's about to rip off her skin and reveal a monster underneath. Still gorgeous.
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Yeah to Google "Monica Bellucci" is to go with God.
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Monica Bellucci is god.
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I'd fuck god.
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"Woooowheee!you good looking!"





That "bouncer" needs to get his mind on the game.
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I'd hit it from all kinds of angles.
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I'd pound it until I was illiterate.
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Too bad Mendes already has.
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Thet fagggat. Me kilze hin deed nax tyme I seese!!!!
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Love her. Classy, talented, gorgeous woman who isn't a stick figure.
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Love her. Classy, talented, gorgeous woman who isn't a stick figure.
Nothing sexy about sticks. Curves and depth are what make a woman sexy.
post #50 of 101
Well, from what I've read, she'll be getting her kit off in 'The Reader' anyway.
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