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post #51 of 101
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Originally Posted by Dragon Ma View Post
Well, from what I've read, she'll be getting her kit off in 'The Reader' anyway.
The "Winslet Fifty Percent Principle" states that Kate Winslet appears naked in about 50% of her films. So far, she's right on track.
post #52 of 101
In case it hasn't been said before, Winslet is aging like a fine wine. I didn't even find her all tht attractive in her Titanic days, but she's amazing now. Eternal Sunshine of a Spotless Mind sealed my crush(partially due to her character, no doubt).
post #53 of 101
post #54 of 101
Well, seeing Winslet does kind of put things in perspective...
post #55 of 101
Especially when she looks as divine as this...



Damn, makes me want to go out and commit Jewish genocide alllll over again.
post #56 of 101
Jesus according to that article that actor had to wait until he turned 18 to be allowed to shoot the sex scenes with Winslett.
Now that's a birthday gift. Beats the shit out of a cake.
post #57 of 101
"Holocaust chic which is all about sex, not mass murder." - Influential film critic Charlie Finch

Now what Miramax should do is take that little nugget and quote it on all their posters.
post #58 of 101
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Originally Posted by OCallaghan View Post
Jesus according to that article that actor had to wait until he turned 18 to be allowed to shoot the sex scenes with Winslett.
Now that's a birthday gift. Beats the shit out of a cake.
I hope he gets shot in the face on his nineteenth birthday.
post #59 of 101
I love the fact that seemingly, had Winslett NOT been as attractive as she is, Finch would have no problem with the film.

Apprently it's the fact shes's stunning that trivialises the Holocaust.

I look forward to many threads around her laughing merrily at this "respected" critic.
post #60 of 101
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In response to Finch's criticism, Daldry replied: "I am sorry you feel that way. There are about 225 films about the Holocaust. There is room for mine."
Kate Winslet playing the sexiest war criminal in a film ever, that's room enough.
post #61 of 101
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Originally Posted by The Rain Dog View Post
Especially when she looks as divine as this...



Damn, makes me want to go out and commit Jewish genocide alllll over again.
That kid is a lucky SOB. I'm pretty sure that Winslet had ruined him for life though since he'd probably compare all his gf with Winslet from now on.
post #62 of 101
very NSFW site http://blog.celebritymovieblog.com/c.../kate-winslet/

blame google and image search...

post #63 of 101
I keep reading everywhere about Angelina's ass in Wanted being the best nude scene in 2008. Then I read about all the Winslet flesh here and realise those people must be retarded.
post #64 of 101
Just because.

post #65 of 101
Winslet takes #1 spot in Sexiest Screen Nun charts with a bullet, knocking off this long-time champ:

post #66 of 101
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Originally Posted by Hammerhead View Post
Just because.

SO tempted to make that my av.
post #67 of 101
Nice.
post #68 of 101
Seriously, when I first saw that episode of Extras and she was mimicking licking her own nipple? Yeah I popped one a bit.

I ain't 'shamed to admit it.
post #69 of 101
I'm sure Sam Mendes watches that ep. then looks over at Kate and thinks maybe I'll get her a nun's outfit her birthday.
post #70 of 101
Watched LITTLE CHILDREN over the weekend. High-5s all around.

Would it be too much to ask to see Winslett in a lesbian scene with her doppelganger, Rachel Weisz?
post #71 of 101
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Originally Posted by DARKMITE8 View Post
Would it be too much to ask to see Winslett in a lesbian scene with her doppelganger, Rachel Weisz?
Yes, it would. Life would cease to have meaning afterwards.
post #72 of 101
Winslet and Weisz don't look anything alike to me.
post #73 of 101
Agree with DaveB. But I am someone who thinks that Dustin Hoffman and Jackie Chan share a resemblance...
post #74 of 101
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Originally Posted by DaveB View Post
Winslet and Weisz don't look anything alike to me.
For me, it's the accents, the age, the distinct eyebrows, and the acting abilities.

Maybe "doppleganger" was the wrong term. I definitely think they could play sisters easy enough.

post #75 of 101
Both are married to respected directors! Yeah, not dopplegangers but I can see why you would make a connection between them.
post #76 of 101
Adding Gugino to the mix for more confusion.
post #77 of 101
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Originally Posted by mcnooj82 View Post
Both are married to respected directors! Yeah, not dopplegangers but I can see why you would make a connection between them.
And both induce erections. Loss of blood flow to the brain and all...
post #78 of 101
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Originally Posted by DaveB View Post
Winslet and Weisz don't look anything alike to me.
Same, and I'm legally blind in one eye....
post #79 of 101
Let's just agree that Winslet and Weisz are members in good standing of the Sorority of Talented Upmarket British Sexpots (or STUBS).

House mother: Helen Mirren.

Deputy house mother: Charlotte Rampling.
post #80 of 101
Her breasts are immaculate.
post #81 of 101
Speaking of Ms. Mirren, one of her very early films, Michael Powell's 'Age of Consent', just got it's first official DVD release along with 'A Matter of Life and Death' (Stairway to Heaven) on 'The Films of Michael Powell' DVD set. 'Age of Consent' is great for reasons that have nothing to do with Mirren's absurdly bodacious and oft nude form, but if that's not a fucking bonus, I don't know what is.
post #82 of 101
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Originally Posted by DARKMITE8 View Post
Would it be too much to ask to see Winslett in a lesbian scene with her doppelganger, Rachel Weisz?
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Originally Posted by DARKMITE8 View Post
Maybe "doppleganger" was the wrong term. I definitely think they could play sisters easy enough.
Oh yeah?I can see where your going with this.

Never even heard of Powell's "Age of Consent"?I've let my country down there.I do prefer Helen Mirren now but i recently watched "The Cook,The Thief...and she's so sexy in that film especially the near sex-scene in the toilet.Taylor Hackford is a lucky man.Google-image Helen Mirren and be in awe!
post #83 of 101
Helen Mirren in EXCALIBUR and...shit, I just punched a hole through my Calvins.
post #84 of 101
I saw Excalibur in the drive in when it first came out.
My heterosexuality from that point on was more or less assured.
Following on from that: Weisz isn't even in the same league as Winslet. They are both carbon based, female and english but other than that; no.
post #85 of 101
I'd take Weisz over Winslet in a heartbeat.
post #86 of 101
Gay.
post #87 of 101
Hey, I wouldn't kick Winslet out of bed, but if I had my choice, I'm going with Weisz.
post #88 of 101
Gay.
post #89 of 101
I didn't mean to start some kind of war in here. WHAT HAVE I DONE????
post #90 of 101
You've started a foolish cause worth fighting for!!
post #91 of 101
Hot English actresses are being discussed, and the star of...The Flash, Max Headroom and Oxford Blues...The lovely...Amanda Pays is not mentioned even as a House Mother or...something?
post #92 of 101
She could do with getting a few greasy fry-ups down her to put some meat on those bones but still,looks-wise i think Saffron Burrows has them both beat.



Lovely voice too.
post #93 of 101
Saffron looks like the missing sword & sandal sister of Lena Headey and Connie Nielsen. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

post #94 of 101
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Originally Posted by duke fleed View Post
Hot English actresses are being discussed, and the star of...The Flash, Max Headroom and Oxford Blues...The lovely...Amanda Pays is not mentioned even as a House Mother or...something?
As far as vintage totty goes, I'll see your Amanda Pays and raise you a Jenny Agutter. Sanctuary? YES.
post #95 of 101
Too bad Justina Vail didn't stay in the biz.
post #96 of 101
On her MySpace page, Jenna Fischer wrote that she would go gay for Kate Winslet.
post #97 of 101
Fucking hell, nekkerbee. You had better take prompt steps to unexplode my penis or we're no longer friends.
post #98 of 101
My advice is to keep masturbating (you may wish to take breaks in between) to the imagery of Kate and Jenna getting it on until it's no longer unbearable.

Jenna was asked who she would go gay for by a fan who led the question with the information that Janet Jackson said she would switch teams for Alicia Keys, and that Hayden Panettiere would give it up for Angelina Jolie. So, if it helps, imagine a Jenna/Kate/Angelina/Hayden/Janet/Alicia menage a six.
post #99 of 101
I commented about the "awkward" hugs before...

http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/...CJPTQD95Q85R00
post #100 of 101
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Originally Posted by nekkerbee View Post
My advice is to keep masturbating (you may wish to take breaks in between) to the imagery of Kate and Jenna getting it on until it's no longer unbearable.

Jenna was asked who she would go gay for by a fan who led the question with the information that Janet Jackson said she would switch teams for Alicia Keys, and that Hayden Panettiere would give it up for Angelina Jolie. So, if it helps, imagine a Jenna/Kate/Angelina/Hayden/Janet/Alicia menage a six.
You, sir, are a douche.
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