I second that, on all counts. "It's hard to run with a cold, let alone the most serious malady of them all", namely death, quoth the article. Bloody brilliant. One thing I think he missed is the so bad it's good "Children Shouldn't Play With Dead Things", which featured fast zombies earlier than any example he cites. But I agree with his overall point; being a traditionalist in most things, I agree that the implacability, the inevitability, of the slow zombie is much more effective as a cinematic device.