She has no tits, and the face is full of make-up. I saw her in Montreal. NOT THAT HOT, trust me.
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Well, if you're gonna ruin the fantasy by meeting them in person and shit.....
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I only saw her, and it was enough.
Rachel Weisz, on the other hand is THE hottest.
Rachel Weisz, on the other hand is THE hottest.
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 Rachel Weisz, on the other hand is THE hottest.
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Also, in my younger days, this movie, along with Lion King, was one of the VHS tapes that I watched so often that I broke the tape.
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Love this movie. Oh, and the guy that tells Korben he's never negotiated before is the same guy in "There's Something About Mary" who fakes that he can't walk.
"I didn't come here to play Pumbaa on the radio. So tomorrow from 5 to 7 you're gonna give yourself a hand, green?"
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She has no tits, and the face is full of make-up. I saw her in Montreal. NOT THAT HOT, trust me.
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MAKE-UP. Still, her face ain't that bad, it's the lack of forms that's wrong.
And I saw Weisz near work during what I presume was the period she was shooting The Fountain. Stunning.
And I saw Weisz near work during what I presume was the period she was shooting The Fountain. Stunning.
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Weisz is high on the long list of Why Aronofsky Is Better Than Us.
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Not disagreeing with the Weisz-appeal, but I remember reading an interview where she practically admitted that she was a very hairy person.
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Women can be hairy?
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There are too many funny answers to that question for me to just pick one!
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A bunch of us on Facebook got into a huge 300+ comment-athon after Patrick mentioned the ZF-1. Finding these comment threads again on Facebook gets more difficult as time passes, so I'm saving it here for posterity.
I think those five-in-one gadget guns from Fifth Element are among the coolest fictional weapons ever. Not enough love in that direction.
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Zorg's ZF-1 gunwww.youtube.comThe villain Jean-Baptiste Emanuel Zorg (played by Gary Oldman), in the movie The...See MoreNovember 24 at 9:18pm · -
Daniel Baldwin Gary Oldman needs to work with Luc Besson again. That is a match made in Heaven and fucking begs for a threepeat.November 24 at 9:19pm · Like -
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Patrick Ripoll "So we have this gun with a freeze ray. What should we call it?"
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"...really? That's it?"
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Daniel Baldwin It's also a crime against humanity that The Fifth Element didn't make enough money to warrant Besson filming the second half of his massive screenplay. Come on Luc, you still have time to make Mr. Shadow and complete your saga!November 24 at 9:21pm · Like
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Patrick Ripoll Even as a kid, the fact that none of these features were ever utilized by the plot struck me as odd. "Oh boy, how is Bruce Willis going to handle that replay button?!?!? ...oh. I guess he won't."November 24 at 9:22pm · Like
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Daniel Baldwin Another favorite bit? The dude with the picture of the hallway on his head.November 24 at 9:23pm · Like
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Joon Kim Reminds me of the way Q touted Bond's fancy new car in Goldeneye... which was only used to drive to the villain's lair.November 24 at 9:23pm · Like
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Daniel Baldwin "Behind the headlights........Stinger missiles!" I'm still waiting to see those stinger missiles fly out from behind the headlights in Goldeneye!November 24 at 9:23pm · Like
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Patrick Ripoll How do you think the net launcher got to be famous? You think it's just, like, an industry joke? "There goes Zorg with his net launcher bullshit."November 24 at 9:24pm · Like·
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Daniel Baldwin Does this movie even have any flaws? I can't think of any off the top of my head. Dammit, now I want to pop it in and watch it!November 24 at 9:25pm · Like
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Patrick Ripoll Flaw number one: The arrows with supposedly explosive heads don't explode when they hit the dummy.November 24 at 9:25pm · Like· 1
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Joon Kim I don't think the movie's all that great. I don't even really like any of the action sequences.November 24 at 9:26pm · Like
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Joon Kim But it's still a lot of fun. Love the colors, love the score, love the randomness... I even like Chris Tucker in it.November 24 at 9:26pm · Like
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Daniel Baldwin I love every single last bit of The Fifth Element. It is a clusterfuck of awesome in the most gloriously ridiculous way possible.November 24 at 9:27pm · Like
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Daniel Baldwin Probably the best Heavy Metal movie that ever WILL be made.November 24 at 9:28pm · Like· 1
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Gabe Powers I feel pretty hardly out of love with 5th Element over the years (even gave away my DVD), but Oldman is still amazing.
My vote for totally rad sci-fi weapon nobody talks about: Those spinny impact guns in Minority Report.November 24 at 9:28pm · Like· 1 -
Daniel Baldwin Yeah, I'd love to have one of those as well. It's a shame we didn't get to see them used more.November 24 at 9:29pm · Like
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Piet Burns They're neat, but that spinny action is kind of silly. I guess it recharges itself without a battery? Or is it just that guns' version of cocking?November 24 at 9:29pm · Like
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Gabe Powers God, the spin is so fucking cool. MMMM. Makes me want to pump my fist in the air.November 24 at 9:29pm · Like· 1
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Piet Burns Speaking of cool action scenes, Minority Report had them, but they didn't gel with the rest of the movie for me. Too Indiana Jonesy.November 24 at 9:30pm · Unlike· 1
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Patrick Ripoll http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=vuamSKIvhcA#!
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Joon Kim The complaint about the lack of payoff for the ZF-1 could kinda be applied to Zorg as well.November 24 at 9:31pm · Like
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Patrick Ripoll I can't believe how he pronounces "causes". That's an epic mangling.November 24 at 9:31pm · Like· 2
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Daniel Baldwin I could be wrong, but I'm pretty sure that had the sequel been made.............it would have had a resurrected Zorg schizophrenically possessed by Mr. Shadow. I'm sure Oldman would have had a field day with that.November 24 at 9:32pm · Like
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Gabe Powers I thought Minority Report was so perfectly set between story and set-pieces. I think the Indiana Jones angle was very much the point.November 24 at 9:32pm · Like· 1
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Piet Burns So... the thing in Zorg's desk...
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Patrick Ripoll His hot secretary (with boob slits!) was the hot secretary of the future.November 24 at 9:33pm · Like· 2
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Daniel Baldwin Well Zorg doesn't help it out when it is gagging............so why should it reciprocate?November 24 at 9:33pm · Unlike· 1
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Joon Kim Lookit all these little thaaaangz! So bizzy now! Notice how each one is USEFUL!
What a lovely ballet ensues, so full of FARM and CULLUH!
Now... think of all those people that created'em. Technicians! Engineeeeerz! Hundreds of people! Who'll be able to feed their chillen tonight who'll be able to feed their chillen and so on and so fooorth... and THUS... adding to the grrrrate chu-aaaaain....
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Piet Burns I like how every woman in the movie aside from the soldier with Brion James looks like a supermodel in the future.November 24 at 9:35pm · Like· 1
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Joon Kim They were TOO supermodelly. I don't think I found any of them 'hot.'November 24 at 9:36pm · Like
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Daniel Baldwin Tiny Lister as President of the Universe. That is all.November 24 at 9:36pm · Unlike· 2
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Piet Burns You crazy Joon. Even the bald one in who was a Mangalor in disguise was hot.November 24 at 9:36pm · Like· 1
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Patrick Ripoll Does Zorg really need a robot voice to say "a CHERRY" every time he picks up a fruit?November 24 at 9:37pm · Like· 1
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Piet Burns Um maybe a tiny bit? Her Mangalor buddy burped and then she busted out a gun and dove into garbage.November 24 at 9:38pm · Unlike· 1
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Patrick Ripoll I like the conceit that in the future, RADIO DJS ARE SUPER STARS.
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Piet Burns "That's a very nice gun"
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Patrick Ripoll Do you guys think Besson wrote all fucking weirdo line deliveries in the script? Or that all these actors came to the same weird conclusion to pretend to be Christopher Walken?
Also: SMOOOOOKE YOOOOOOUUUUUUU!
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Piet Burns People in future New York really got over the whole "fear of heights" thing.November 24 at 9:40pm · Like
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Piet Burns How many countdowns are in that movie? It feels like a billion.November 24 at 9:42pm · Like· 1
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Willis - BLAM "Anyone else want to negotiate."
Soldier - "Where'd he learn to do that?"
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Patrick Ripoll Also, did those people in his fridge freeze to death? I know we see the general later, but I'm pretty sure the rest of them died. Or at least, had horrible full-body frostbite.November 24 at 9:42pm · Like
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Gabe Powers I was bored enough to actually time some of the countdowns once. They're waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay off.November 24 at 9:42pm · Like· 2
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Patrick Ripoll That "countdowns are way off" factor always drove me nuts when I was a kid. The final ten seconds of the game in Space Jam last near a minute.November 24 at 9:43pm · Like
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Joon Kim I think the first time I questioned the dramatic license of movie countdowns was in Robocop 3.November 24 at 9:44pm · Like
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Piet Burns She would take over in the end battle and just head butt everything.November 24 at 9:44pm · Unlike· 2
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Gabe Powers The bad countdown I've ever seen, based on the lack of cutaways and slow motion, is probably The Mask, where I believe 30 seconds lasts over three minutes.November 24 at 9:44pm · Like
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Joon Kim When I finally saw The 5th Element on VHS in high school, I kicked myself for not seeing it in theaters.November 24 at 9:46pm · Like
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Patrick Ripoll The very worst ever is in this Dragonball Z tape I had. The first episode on the tape starts with "On the last episode of DBZ!" where Frieza claims the planet will explode in 5 minutes. FOUR EPISODES LATER: "On the next episode of Dragonball Z...Namek only has five minutes left 'til it explodes!"November 24 at 9:46pm · Unlike· 1
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Daniel Baldwin I kicked myself for only seeing it 3 times in theaters.November 24 at 9:46pm · Unlike· 2
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Piet Burns Oh god the Frieza saga. I think there are ten episodes of them charging up a fireball or something while dead people talk. Then they blow up a planet.November 24 at 9:47pm · Like
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Gabe Powers Ha, DBZ. Yeah, it took Namek a very long damn time to explode.November 24 at 9:47pm · Like
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Patrick Ripoll "...five minutes OR SO. I'm not a fucking geologist. I literally punch people to death for a living."November 24 at 9:48pm · Unlike· 1
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Gabe Powers Frieza just lied. (old lady voice) 'This will probably take five minutes. Or a day and a half.'November 24 at 9:48pm · Like
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Patrick Ripoll "Namek is about to explode. Please assume crash position."
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Joon Kim My favorite part of Serra's score: the cello solo as the police vehicle corners Leeloo on the building ledge.November 24 at 9:51pm · Like
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Joon Kim Even better... win a Gemini Croquet Contest!
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Piet Burns I think the ammunition comes from the same dimension as that chicken Leeloo "cooks".November 24 at 9:53pm · Like
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Patrick Ripoll Other important Fifth Element moment: Kid Patrick realizing the insane cuteness that is black girls with freckles:
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Piet Burns Chris Tucker gets progressively more and more annoying in that movie, but I think his first scene is kind of amazing.November 24 at 9:54pm · Like
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Joon Kim I'm still waiting for that technology. Slightly more advanced than what we saw going on in Hill Valley 2015.November 24 at 9:54pm · Like
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Patrick Ripoll I don't know, Joon. Leeloo still had to press buttons. All Mama McFly had to do was croke "Leevel 4 plleaase.."November 24 at 9:55pm · Like
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Piet Burns Haha of course Patrick links to the only supermodel in the movie I don't find attractive. *shrug*November 24 at 9:55pm · Unlike· 1
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Joon Kim Now I have the image of Lea Thompson croaking "Leevel 4 plleaaase..."
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To quote Devin Faraci, this is why Thomas Edison invented film.
www.youtube.comDJ Ruby Rhod (Chris Tucker) performing "Ruby Rap" in The Fifth Element. LOL!November 24 at 9:58pm · Like· 1 -
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Patrick Ripoll Well I do know that Korbin Dallas is fuel...LYKE FFIII-RRRREE. He's hotter than hot...he's HOT-TER!"November 24 at 9:58pm · Like
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Piet Burns I'd watch a whole movie with the two stoner guys under the ship and their hijinks.November 24 at 9:58pm · Like
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Patrick Ripoll That Jamacian was so fucking pleased to be shoving that Ninja Turtle ooze canister into the ship's tailpipe.November 24 at 9:59pm · Unlike· 2
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Joon Kim And what are those colorful jiggly leeches that have to be flamed out of the ship's innards?
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Patrick Ripoll To be fair, he was not as excited as that group of ship captains showing Ruby Rhod the ship's ledger...for some reason.November 24 at 10:01pm · Like
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Piet Burns I wonder he only rocked that hairstyle when he knew he'd be going down on a stewardess at some point in the day.November 24 at 10:07pm · Like
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Patrick Ripoll You think Pixar purposefully made the Pizza Planet guards have the same voice as "THIS IS A POLICE PATROL." people?November 24 at 10:09pm · Like· 1
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Patrick Ripoll It feels like it, but I can't seem to find either clip on YouTube.November 24 at 10:10pm · Like
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Gabe Powers You guys are too fast, I wanted to tell Patrick the timing didn't work.November 24 at 10:11pm · Like
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Piet Burns I wish Besson would stop writing/producing action movies of varying quality and direct again.November 24 at 10:11pm · Like· 1
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Piet Burns There's a girl on YouTube who does the Diva song without any trickery. It's kind of terrifying and awesome.November 24 at 10:12pm · Unlike· 2
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Patrick Ripoll "Do we know what kind of being will be spawned from this DNA?"
"Not at all."
"Do we have the fabric straps ready at relative nipple height?"
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Piet Burns It's probably supposed to be just as indestructible as the glass.November 24 at 10:18pm · Unlike· 1
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Gabe Powers I'm actually ready for Besson to retire entirely. The stuff he directed after Fifth Element was dreadful, and of the dozens of films he's produced and/or written since then I only genuinely like 3 of them.November 24 at 10:18pm · Like
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Piet Burns I figure he'll produce action flicks until he dies at this point.November 24 at 10:18pm · Like
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Joon Kim I've actually never known that there was more to his 5th Element script.November 24 at 10:19pm · Like
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Piet Burns SUPPOSEDLY it was just the first half, but I don't know if they just skippedtotheend when they had doubts.November 24 at 10:20pm · Like
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Patrick Ripoll Just checked, the police patrol voice isn't the Pizza Planet voice. 96 tears.November 24 at 10:21pm · Like
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Joon Kim It used to really bug me that a race of perfect beings were so damned slow.November 24 at 10:22pm · Like
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Piet Burns The very end with Leeloo and Dallas is a total Moore Bond moment, complete with a similarly creepy age difference going on.November 24 at 10:22pm · Like
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Gabe Powers You know, I just said I'd fallen out of love with Fifth Element, and dumped my DVD, but I'd buy a re-release disc if it featured a solid retrospective documentary. The nuggets I know are fascinating.November 24 at 10:23pm · Like
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Joon Kim "Director Luc Besson has stated in numerous interviews that the "fifth element" is actually sexual intercourse."November 24 at 10:24pm · Like
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Gabe Powers I want to talk more about the fact that the Diva is the victim chick in Haute Tension. This fact shocked me.November 24 at 10:27pm · Like
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Joon Kim The trivia about how she and Besson could converse in Leeloo's native language... I've always been skeptical about that.November 24 at 10:27pm · Like
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Patrick Ripoll That's such bullshit. I bet I could ask Milla how to say "never without my permission" and she'd be stumped!
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Patrick Ripoll Because then it'd be revealed that the supreme language is actually pig latin.November 24 at 10:29pm · Unlike· 2
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Piet Burns My Leon DVD has an isolated score, why none on the Filth Element?!November 24 at 10:30pm · Like
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Patrick Ripoll Watch out Justin Lin, Milla Jovovich is coming for you!November 24 at 10:30pm · Unlike· 1
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Patrick Ripoll The Sega Dreamcast was almost as loud as Ruby Rhod.November 24 at 10:33pm · Unlike· 2
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Patrick Ripoll How many Aziz lights can one man take? Luke Perry is on the job, to find out.November 24 at 10:35pm · Unlike· 1
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Patrick Ripoll And the plastic dogshit that Holm's protege wears on his head.November 24 at 10:36pm · Like· 2
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Joon Kim Which is why I've always been disappointed that Oldman is pretty inconsequential to the story by the end.November 24 at 10:36pm · Like
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Gabe Powers Well, he's kind of an idiot. He knows that he'll die if his employer is successful, right?November 24 at 10:37pm · Like
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Patrick Ripoll Oh man, I forgot about robot bartender. That kills me every time.November 24 at 10:39pm · Like
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Joon Kim What was with all the junk at the airport? Was it an actual mess? Or some fancy art installation to class up... THE AIRPORT?November 24 at 10:40pm · Like
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Patrick Ripoll I'm pretty sure the black girl with freckles said ti was real garbage. I think that's just all ground in Fifth Element world.\November 24 at 10:40pm · Like
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Piet Burns There's something on the DVD that says the city's garbage people are on strike.November 24 at 10:41pm · Like
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I love the late 80's Prince-styled music that opens this section.
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Gabe Powers I get a huge 5th Element vibe off the early shit in Clones, and think the Dredd universe is A LOT like a cheaper, less CG version of 5th Elements.November 24 at 10:45pm · Like
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Piet Burns Yeah I think it's supposed to be a zany comedy for most of the running time, just some jokes don't play very well here. Did the French love it?November 24 at 10:46pm · Like
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Joon Kim I really want someone to re-score AOTC with Serra's score and Besson's choice in songs.November 24 at 10:46pm · Like
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Gabe Powers I think that SECTION of Clones is a comedy, but that is also a good point. For the most part Dredd is a comedy too. Rob Schnider says so.November 24 at 10:47pm · Unlike· 1
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Patrick Ripoll The moral of The Fifth Element is literally "Satan Hates Fucking".November 24 at 10:48pm · Like
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Gabe Powers I think my problem in thinking is that they all have a huge Euro-comic slant.
Man Blade Runner is a perfect counter point to 5th Element. They're both essentially graphically driven directors making live action Heavy Metal movies.November 24 at 10:49pm · Like· 1 -
Joon Kim Too bad AOTC starts with a dreary assassination attempt and political dullness. The Coruscant chase is pretty fun, but I thought it was a little too extended. And Lucas can't push the silliness enough.November 24 at 10:50pm · Like
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Patrick Ripoll Even when Lucas pushess silliness, it's like a six year old's sense of humor (Jar Jar) as opposed to a 13 year old's sense of humor (Ruby Rhod).November 24 at 10:51pm · Unlike· 1
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Gabe Powers I'm talking Clones though. I think Clones is totally a 13 year old movie.November 24 at 10:51pm · Like
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Gabe Powers There is definitely a gulf in dialogue. I can accept that that makes the difference.November 24 at 10:52pm · Like
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Patrick Ripoll Except instead of a 13 year old making silly jokes and Monty Python references, it's a 13 year old convinced that, like, he's in LOVE, man.November 24 at 10:52pm · Like
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Patrick Ripoll As a late bloomer, I associate that sort of thing more with ages 14 and 15. But you know, hairs and the splitting thereof.November 24 at 10:53pm · Like
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Gabe Powers Well, anything Obi-Wan says is 13 year old funny. Death Sticks, etc.November 24 at 10:53pm · Like
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Gabe Powers I think we can at least all agree that Blade Runner isn't very funny at all.November 24 at 10:54pm · Like
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Joon Kim I've never been able to get through Blade Runner. I can't really speak about it.November 24 at 10:54pm · Like
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Piet Burns Blade Runner is totally humorless and I love that. Doesn't even try.November 24 at 10:55pm · Like
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Patrick Ripoll Also, as this 250+ comment(!) thread has shown, Fifth Element is RELENTLESSLY silly. Every 5 minutes there's a new baffling absurdity.
I haven't seen any of the prequels since I saw them in theaters, so I can't really comment. But Blade Runner is funny, in a "if you find round funny" sort of way.
Doesn't the replicant maker have little dancing clowns welcome him home?November 24 at 10:56pm · Like -
Piet Burns Yeah but they come off as creepy. Pretty sure Sabastian has sex with them. Which could be funny I suppose.November 24 at 10:57pm · Like· 1
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Joon Kim 5th Element is silly in itself.
With the prequels, you could tell someone was TRYING to be funny/silly. Reeked of effort, maaaaaan.November 24 at 10:57pm · Like -
Patrick Ripoll http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qpK6GcViC88
Nothing is funnier than the phrase "Jiggity Jig".
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Gabe Powers Did everyone here see that episode of Batman: The Animated Series that featured William Sanderson playing basically Sebastian, complete with robot friends?November 24 at 10:57pm · Like
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Patrick Ripoll If I did, I was too young to recognize what I was seeing.November 24 at 10:58pm · Like
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Patrick Ripoll "She didn't give a shit." is probably how most stories of cinephiles trying to share their passion with their mothers/sisters/girlfriends ends.November 24 at 10:59pm · Unlike· 3
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Patrick Ripoll If I was teaching a film class, I'd make the final on The Fifth Element. "Good luck explaining this, fuckers!"November 24 at 11:00pm · Like· 1
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Gabe Powers That's the best thing about hanging out with my 10 year old half brother, he remembers all of this shit I tell him. Then he repeats it back to his parents.November 24 at 11:01pm · Unlike· 2
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Joon Kim It would be a slap in the face if they listened to the same stuff coming from him.November 24 at 11:01pm · Like
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Patrick Ripoll "So, Patrick, what's your podcast about?"
*Launch into a long empassioned explanation, using Steven Soderbergh and his famous "one for them, one for me" filmmaking policy as an example, stopping to explain films that fall in the middle like the big-budget experiment that is The Good German*
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Gabe Powers I don't even tell people I was on your Dario Argento podcast anymore. I give up trying to explain what a podcast is.November 24 at 11:04pm · Like· 1
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Gabe Powers I just say 'I talked with them about an Italian film director on Skype'November 24 at 11:04pm · Like
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Piet Burns I tried when I was in Australia and it was no help. Long distance(within Australia) was a bitch and a half.November 24 at 11:05pm · Like
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Patrick Ripoll It's the first piece of technology they've encountered that comes from the Jetsons. They know the concept of a "video phone", even before it existed.November 24 at 11:05pm · Unlike· 1
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Piet Burns I'm of the notion that video phones are only good for phone sex and seeing relatives' newborns.November 24 at 11:07pm · Like
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Gabe Powers I told my 85 year old grandmother that a podcast was basically talk radio that people listened to on their iPods. She knows iPod too.November 24 at 11:07pm · Like
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Patrick Ripoll I'm headed to bed, but God bless all the other people who watched The Fifth Element way too much as a kid.November 24 at 11:08pm · Unlike· 5
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Daniel Baldwin Over 310 comments about The Fifth Element. I love you all!November 25 at 1:12am · Like· 1
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Daniel Baldwin BTW, I can't believe no one busted out the "I only speak two langues: English and Bad English" bit. For shame!November 25 at 1:12am · Like· 1
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Patrick Ripoll Did everyone have a good night's sleep? It's time to get back into it.
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It's a bit weird that Bruce Willis is arranged to look like Luc Besson in this film and that his character gets to fuck Milla Jovovich who Besson was fucking in real life.
It's a bit weird that Bruce Willis is arranged to look like Luc Besson in this film and that his character gets to fuck Milla Jovovich who Besson was fucking in real life.
It's called the Mary Sue Syndrome. It's why Bella Swan looks like Stephanie Meyer and why Johnny Depp always looks like Tim Burton in a Burton flick.
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I don't really like this movie, but certain elements of the design and world building please me immensely. Also, Chris Tucker and Leeloo were fun characters. There, I said it!
Favorite quote would have to be "Leeloodallasmultipass". I've been dropping that one in conversation since highschool, and it still manages to perplex most people
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