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post #101 of 127
You better pray David Brunt never shows up. Cause that man is industructable with his shotgun.
post #102 of 127
My 3:

Cobretti - this one's a given
Schlonk - gotta have my rampage buddy

annnnnnnnnnd.........

Duke Fleed - you know someone is going to get eaten, might as well be him. Also there's a slim chance his uber stunted man-child nature might confuse the zombies allowing the rest of us to escape.
post #103 of 127
Wait. I want EdHocken. He can kill. Zombies. With weird punctuation.
post #104 of 127
You people would all be dead by sunrise.
post #105 of 127
Tough one, but here I go:

Tati: After a while, someone's gonna observe, "Surely there are some hot zombies out there." Tati'll find 'em.

LeFors: Whether we decide to make our stand in the desert or the mountains, LeFors is the guy who'll know how to keep us fed, warm, and dry.

LD: Once the zombies have established their new governing order, we're gonna need a lawyer to secure our rights. "Your honor, ladies and gentlemen of the jury, nnnnnnngggggggggg, errrrrrrrrrrrrrr, brraaaaiiiiinnnnnssssssss. Thank you very much."
post #106 of 127
Thread Starter 
That's it, you've all read it! Frank is on MY team!
Fuck all of you!
post #107 of 127
Alex--Duh.

Tati--Fucker. Eats. BABIES. Come on, people....

Ripoll--Because I have faith that, when the shit truly hits the fan, that boy's mind will snap, and he'll be that guy who saves our asses when we least expect it by stabbing the same attacking zombie 537 times while laughing/weeping uncontrollably. Covered in filth, gore and effluvia, he'll look at us, then the sky, whisper "I never loved you, mommy," then take his out eyes out with an ice cream scoop.

Oh, I know he'd be no good after that. I'd just be down for that for sheer entertainment value.
post #108 of 127
That's messed up man.
post #109 of 127
I live near a nice area of countryside with a lot of horses wandering around it, and if these are traditional zombies I imagine they're the kind that only go for human meat.
So I guess my three would depend on which other chewers have a clue how to ride. Horses don't run out of fuel.
post #110 of 127
Thread Starter 
I've actually given a lot of thought to the Zombie Apocalypse and I determined that the best place to survive is my family's ranch. 60 miles away from civilization, surrounded by cattle fences, lots of cattle to feed, unlimited water supply and horses. I've even had a nightmare one night were the whole family was staying there. And at night we had to defend ourselves shooting from the roof. Kinda had to do a lot of shit to stop that wave, then the leader asked for a cease of hostilities, and he came for dinner. We negotiated to give them a cow a week and they'd leave us alone.

Good deal.
post #111 of 127
Dammit it all Tati, some of us aren't wealthy to own ranches*.


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Originally Posted by James Kimbell View Post
Wait. I want EdHocken. He can kill. Zombies. With weird punctuation.
I never noticed. Funky punctuation? Really?

*Although if you happen to have a spare steak please feel free to send it to the following address: EdHocken c/o......
post #112 of 127
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I never noticed. Funky punctuation? Really?
Yes, dude. It's like you're turning into Christopher Walken. Which would totally earn you a place on my team if you really were him. You could creep Zombies out and dance them to death.
post #113 of 127
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Yes, dude. It's like you're turning into Christopher Walken. Which would totally earn you a place on my team if you really were him. You could creep Zombies out and dance them to death.
I can say without a doubt that I am not him. Otherwise, if I was. I'd have to justify my reasons for Kangaroo Jack.
post #114 of 127
Well at least someone picked you. Weird? puctuation! and all:

I remain undrafted despite my Rampaging ability. More zombies to kill for me!!
post #115 of 127
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Well at least someone picked you. Weird? puctuation! and all:
Damn straight, I had been trying to improve my writting by reading Elements of Style. Apparently, it's not working.
post #116 of 127
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I can say without a doubt that I am not him. Otherwise, if I was. I'd have to justify my reasons for Kangaroo Jack.

I always figured it was just for booze money.
post #117 of 127
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Originally Posted by B_MetalSucks View Post
Well at least someone picked you. Weird? puctuation! and all:

I remain undrafted despite my Rampaging ability. More zombies to kill for me!!
I'd draft you in the second round, B_Metal, but I'd probably end up shooting you in the face. = (
post #118 of 127
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I'd draft you in the second round, B_Metal, but I'd probably end up shooting you in the face. = (
Well at least you wouldn't let the zombies eat me alive.
post #119 of 127
I'd draft B-Metal, except I'd be more worried about upsetting him, getting yelled at, then apologizing and getting bit while begging mercy.
post #120 of 127
I'll draft Metal simply to add to the list of forgotten chewers who are forced together because of their unwanted ness.

B Metal
Nick Nunziata
post #121 of 127
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Originally Posted by BillyG View Post
I'd draft B-Metal, except I'd be more worried about upsetting him, getting yelled at, then apologizing and getting bit while begging mercy.
Wow, a guy loses his shit one time on GTA IV and you never let him live it down do ya. Of course I will admit I probably let job stress and everything else push me over the edge over something that turned out to be totally retarded on my part. My apologies, even if they are WAY late.*


*please don't let the zombies eat me
post #122 of 127
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Originally Posted by Eric Cordo View Post

Spike Marshall - He's also freakishly tall, so he'll run distractions for the group.
I think you might want to reassess that after our 'Team Work' on L4D last night.

I'd definitely have to go with Eric, Justin Clark and Nate K

If we could find some rocket launchers and organise ourselves into a TF2ish squad we'd be nigh on unstoppable.
post #123 of 127
Hey! I finally got picked!

And our "team work" consisted of you shooting us, so if you cut that back even an iota I think we'll be alright.
post #124 of 127
Thread Starter 
Some nice teams were formed. I still think my first team takes the prize.
post #125 of 127
Your first team will be killed in the first wave.
post #126 of 127
I can only assume that any zombie epidemic would be led by some sort of uber-zombie Richard Dreyfuss. So I think I'd want devin on my team just to take some of the heat off of me.
post #127 of 127
Id take Fleed off ignore long enough to feed him to the zombies and then do my part to repopulate the planet with Werewolf Girl.
My third person can be Dragon Ma; i want to come visit him in the harbour city and I know he would be one of the last few standing. Solid.
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