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Nick Nolte's Twitter

post #1 of 13
11/13/08 at 4:35pm
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That is all.

http://twitter.com/nick_nolte
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post #2 of 13
11/13/08 at 4:43pm
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Out for a ride on my hog this mornin. Accidentally inhaled a pigeon. Thinkin bout buyin a helmet.
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post #3 of 13
11/13/08 at 4:48pm
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Woke up in the yard again. Nice day out today.
Nice. Needs more "Aww hell!" and "Goddammit!" though.
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post #4 of 13
11/13/08 at 10:51pm
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Don't hate the player, hate God.
That is great.
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Riddle me this: Starbuck's got a green logo but they won't make an Irish coffee? Bunch a goddamned communists, you ask me.
The man makes sense.
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post #5 of 13
11/26/08 at 10:31am
Just bought a new shirt off a hobo. Fits real nice, hardly any holes.

Way to go Mr. Nolte. Taking care of your fellow man.

Like I always tell the kids that still talk to me - don't be afraid to foller your dreams, or stab 'em in the guts in a bar fight.

Yup.

Nolte is sore this mornin'. Tell ya what, callin em "parachute pants" seems like false advertising.

Damn Nick. The 80s are over man.
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post #6 of 13
11/26/08 at 10:37am
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Originally Posted by Barkatthemoon View Post
Just bought a new shirt off a hobo. Fits real nice, hardly any holes.

Way to go Mr. Nolte. Taking care of your fellow man.
I would have liked to see him throw a candy bar at that hobo.

"There's yer Goddamned dinner!"
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post #7 of 13
11/26/08 at 10:45am
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I hereby appoint this bottle of whiskey secretary of being my best friend.
Amen, brother!
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post #8 of 13
12/2/08 at 2:32am
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Ha, told the cops my name was "Jack Daniels". I'm ready for round two whenever you are, train. http://tinyurl.com/6dzw9p

That is fucking awesome.
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post #9 of 13
12/2/08 at 10:42am
This year for Thanksgivin' I'm bakin' an armadillo stuffed with iguana skins. Jus' like ma used to make, before she died of dysentery.

HAHAHAHA
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post #10 of 13
12/2/08 at 12:08pm
Michael Bay has gotten kinda stale, but Nolte continues on with the beautiful gravel.
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post #11 of 13
12/2/08 at 1:13pm
"Sick of people confusing me with Gary Busey. Gary Busey is an errand boy, sent by grocery clerks to collect a bill. Basically, a pussy."

Favorite, hands down...if only because it could end with a fight between Busey and Nolte leveling a city on its wake.
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post #12 of 13
12/27/08 at 11:27pm
Ahh, Christmas. Reminds me a when my pa used to beat us with socks full a coal. He said our present was that he wasn't using fists.
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post #13 of 13
1/2/09 at 1:33pm
Nowt to do with Twitter but here's Nolte at Sundance a few years back.

Legend.
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