Well, I'm back. Hide your daughters.
We've completed phase one of the move, and it looks like we have a buyer for the condo. We're taking a large bath on the sale price, but we'll still come out with a decent sum of money to live on until my wife finds work again, if that actually happens.
I spent the weekend moving into a basement apartment in a friend's house. He's letting us stay for free until the sale clears and we can find a real apartment. My friends rule.
So this was just phase one. I actually get to move again. This gets less fun every time I do it. The plus side is that I'm back on the Internet, so I can get back to wasting time with you fine ladies and gentlemen.