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There ' s a monologue in the film about being a washed-up action star. Did you improvise that?
I like structure—like driving: go past the school on the street, stay on the right side, no hitting the car, go in right, you'll see a big church, stop and take a left, and you'll have it. By doing this I'm giving a structure of life, a path of light, and showing what happens between me and me, which is something very beautiful.

Beautiful? Why?
I really opened myself up in "JCVD." I peeled back the skin of the fruit, cut the pulp and then took that very hard seed. In this film I cut that hard seed, and inside that seed was a kind of liquid cream substance of the man I am, or the woman you are.

OK
It was like being naked—I would love to be naked in front of you.

Well, I
Not being naked being naked. I say such things in Hong Kong and they thought I was being a crazy Frenchman. Being naked of protection.

So you ' ve no regrets at all?
Believe me—I've done very good stuff and very crazy stuff, and I don't regret the crazy stuff. So are you in New York?

Yes, I am.
And are you 27, or 32?

I ' m 22.
Oh, f–––. That is very young. Will you come to the premiere?

I don ' t know. When is it?
I don't know. You will wear all black, a black dress and high heels?

Uh
You can come find me, I will be the one with the very broad shoulders, dark hair and a simple suit. We can have some champagne, you and me.
post #2 of 11
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Creepy Van Damme
You misspelled "Awesome Van Damme", I'm afraid.
post #3 of 11
That's just Van Damme being Van Damme.
It would be creepy and weird if he *wasn't* hitting on a 22 year old and offering her drugs (probably happened after the actual interview).
post #4 of 11
Oh that crazy Jean Claude...
post #5 of 11
"And are you 27, or 32?"

Is there something special about those two ages that he had to specify? Unless that's some kind of pedo code language for asking if she was 5.
post #6 of 11
That's not a movie interview, that's the girl applying for a job. Sounds like Van Damme is screening prostitutes. He's just asking her if she does it without protection. Duh!

And all that 'seed' talk. Definitely a prostitute. Or maybe Van Damme was confused, and only thought he was talking to a prostitute.
post #7 of 11
And this is why I love Van Damme. Well, I should rephrase that. Interviews like this, him popping boners on live television, and his mind-blowing dance moves in "Kickboxer" are all reasons why I love the Muscles from Brussels.
post #8 of 11
Still shouldn't have cancelled his JCVD Q & A's for his damn dog
post #9 of 11
That's good, but you guys are missing the real show. The French interviews. Much better than this.
post #10 of 11
If you cut and paste it's even creepier.

"I love structure. How old are you? 22? You will come to the premiere. You will wear all black, a black dress and high heels. I would love to be naked in front of you. Liquid cream substance, it's very beautiful. We can have champagne you and me."
post #11 of 11
"Moofies are moofies, I make muy moofie, I make muy choice. Some pippul like it, some pippul dun like it, what can I do? I cannot explain you... uh... DE MYTH UF MOOFIE.

I am only Jean Claude Van Damme."
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