I'm an Art Director for a small business/consulting company in Pennsylvania that uses game boards in training. Occasionally, I get to work from home instead of driving 45 minutes across state lines.
Until recently, I had a steady freelance gig designing ads for a local "coupon clipper" magazine, which has since folded. I'm planning on updating my resume and sending samples to several other magazines for extra work.
Also, I'd dearly love to be a goon, as it's been a long-held dream of mine, ever since I was a kid. I'd watch the old "Batman" TV series from the '60s, and could totally rock a black bowler hat, and a shirt with GOON across it. However, if the goon positions are all filled, I'm also available as a flunky, henchman (especially if SPECTRE, SMERSH, QUANTUM, Dr. Doom, Hydra, AIM, or KAOS is hiring), sidekick, thug, ne'er-do-well, blackguard, scoundrel, rapscallion, hoodlum, or even a guy that stands off to the side and says "Hey, boss...". Oh, and my wife has our medical covered, so there's a savings for my future employer.