Toby Keith's "war on Christmas" song is pretty inspired and done completely straight-faced. Actual lyrics:
There's a war on Christmas, it's under attack
But this year America is taking it back
Separate church and state, that's what some liberal said
I say it's time we liberated him from his head
You can call me un-Christian, but that's not true
Buddy, I got a present for you *gunshot*
(It's the thought that counts.)
It's almost enough to make me forgive him for "Beer for My Horses" and that "boot in your ass" song. Almost.
There's a war on Christmas, it's under attack
But this year America is taking it back
Separate church and state, that's what some liberal said
I say it's time we liberated him from his head
You can call me un-Christian, but that's not true
Buddy, I got a present for you *gunshot*
(It's the thought that counts.)
It's almost enough to make me forgive him for "Beer for My Horses" and that "boot in your ass" song. Almost.
