-Do you travel downtown?
Never past about ten. It's dangerous in Vancover these days
-Will you wash up before sex?
Listerine on the dick? Sure.
-Are you willing to trim the pubes? If you want me to head down there, don't make me bust out a weed-whacker to hit the target.
If you want to blow me, I'll take a weed-whacker down there myself.
-Do you have the balls to state exactly what you what, how you want it, and for how long?
As long as you tell me what it is I want, how I want it, and for how long.
-Will you not be intimidated if I do the same?
I'm not afraid of you. Vagina haver.
-Are you willing to indulge my fantasies via roleplay?
This is where I say yes blindly, only to realize this involves a strap on...
-Will you keep your cool if I bust out some handcuffs?
Only if your intention is to fuck me to death, and not steal my wallet and leave... Cause I'm not putting up with that a third time!