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Originally Posted by Big Jim Slade View Post
Ugh... why do those two look more like brother and sister? That girl is kinda obnoxious.
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The clothes come off. But that hat stays on.
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Jake...

That's some pure sexiness right there. I don't even want to know what your search criteria is on Google Images to find that.
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"Photos That Jake Would Fap To".

Don't forget the quotes, they're crucial.
post #59 of 130
Ran the search with quotes - no hits.

Without quotes?

Yeah.

You should all just go look for yourselves.
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This?
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Thank you.
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Damn.....
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Gonna whip me a Korean ass.
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I'll resist!
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Too late! I saw what image you linked!

Scandalous...
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HA I only edited it because the image failed. Found a better one, anyway!
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That sex fiend device, which I've seen many times before, has a peculiar HR Giger-esque vibe to it. I don't know why. Is it the placement and angle of the piece? Is it the color and the lighting? I think its the tickler appendege off to the side that sets it apart, and makes it look alien. Very creepy.

I like that.

But to stay on topic: the lovely orifice on the right really strikes a passion in me that I never knew I had.

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Originally Posted by Jennifer View Post
HA I only edited it because the image failed. Found a better one, anyway!
Oh...

Oh, my word...
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Oh, those Kooky Koreans...
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Present-day Kathleen Turner. I can't resist that husk.

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Originally Posted by Sonic Boom View Post
Present-day Kathleen Turner. I can't resist that husk.

Dear lord, it's a cross-dressed Benny "The Jet" Urquidez!
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She's turning into Anne Ramsey.
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I can't decide if this thread is hilarious or frightening.
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Well, you know what they say; hilarious sex is just frightening sex with distance.
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I trust google and this came up when searching for "ideal sex partner".



So take your pick...
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Dude.
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That's awesome, Nexus.

The rubber suction vage totally sells that.
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BUNNY!

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Originally Posted by Jake View Post
Hey there stud..
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Oh man, I haven't tried one but by the looks of it those rabbit vibrators could make your whole gender obsolete.

I'm gonna have to start me a colony of women with fierce rabbit vibrators and a plentiful supply of AA batteries.
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Good luck finding AA batteries, lady! Our man colony will be hogging them all to power all our handheld videogame systems and many TV remote controls!
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The rabbit vibrator won't erotically strangle you at strategic moments, WG. I know all the safewords.

Also, fuck this thread. Are you guys all 12?
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Originally Posted by Nexus-7 View Post

HAHAHA


That nearly gave me a stroke!
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Originally Posted by Phil View Post
The rabbit vibrator won't erotically strangle you at strategic moments, WG. I know all the safewords.

Also, fuck this thread. Are you guys all 12?
Depends, would that make me a more ideal sex partner in your eyes?

If so, yes.
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You'll always be my little piece of chicken, Jake.

I should have been more specific. Fuck page 1 of this thread. Jake saved it in subsequent pages.
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Originally Posted by Nexus-7 View Post
you leave my mom out of this.
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Originally Posted by Jake View Post
Y'know, the more I see of Jake's ironic, self deprecating sense of humor, the more I think "He'd be cool to hang & get a beer with."

And despite his purported size I'd feel safe about it, too, since I look nothing like his apparent ideal sex partner.
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That's just the fucking appetizer. Jake's thirst for a healthy slathering of YOU is mighty.
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Originally Posted by Domingo View Post
Yum!
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Mad Man Mundt

red rep for you sir,among all the lame jokes you picked the worst.
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C/O Conan O'Brian...

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Originally Posted by DARKMITE8 View Post
BUNNY!

Hahahahahha.

Doesn't anyone else think it's weird that sex toys for aimed towards women always have little bunnies or kitties on them? I mean, I love me some fluffy little animals, just not really in my cooch.
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At least we know she goes south; for a lot of men, that's pretty much the ideal sex partner right there.
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