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post #51 of 174
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I was pretty blown away when I first found out that wasn't a song invented for South Park and, consequently, it was a "real" one. S
post #52 of 174
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Originally Posted by EdHocken View Post
Because it was Star Trek. I brought the ultimate Shatner moment!
The real reason why Leonard Nimoy's career never survived Star Trek.

Holy shit does Chuggo look like Vic Mackey, it's beyond weird.
post #53 of 174
http://www.warrenellis.com/?p=6781

Also, I've met Chuggo, and my ex-girlfriend used to date him. He's a nice guy.

I bid:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=97CtEReZEaQ
post #54 of 174
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From that Warren Ellis link:

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phatJ of brokencyde- November 30th, 2008 at 10:27 pm

people on the Internet are so quick to listen to us and hate what they hear and see. Freaxxx is a song that was put together for FREE! Also people don’t understand that brokencyde is 4 poor ass motherfuckers tryin to make music and have fun. Is that wrong??? And it’s said they we are “unoriginal” well to be exact we’ve been creating music for years as seperate musicians for years. Our different influences were key in creating a sound that I have never heard before. we started our band to make funny cool music that people could dance to. Emo fucks wouldn’t understand having a good time. Thank you for the publicity =)

PHATJ FROM BROKENCYDE <————————————————————————————–
post #55 of 174
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Originally Posted by Francis Wolcott
Case in point. What the fucking cocksucking motherfucking shit is this?
Have I finally found the objectively-speaking worst song ever made? Or, do you all know of a song that's worse than this? To be honest, I find it fascinating in a trainwreck atop Treblinka kind of way.
I probably just lost 5 of my friends, as I posted this video to their Facebook pages, but I couldn't pass it up. I just wish I could capture each and every one of their reactions on camera.

Here's their new song "Get Crunk." Awesome.
post #56 of 174
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Originally Posted by Pvt. Spunkmeyer View Post
I probably just lost 5 of my friends, as I posted this video to their Facebook pages, but I couldn't pass it up. I just wish I could capture each and every one of their reactions on camera.
Yeah, it's like that Man Eating Chicken scene in Carnivale.
post #57 of 174
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Originally Posted by Graynadian View Post
They look like Oompa-Loompas all growed up.
post #58 of 174
Fuck everyone who posted a link in this thread. Really. I hate you all. And I have to listen to them at least once.
post #59 of 174
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Originally Posted by DARKMITE8 View Post
Samwell's got something to say about this lovely thread.
Is that guy made out of plasticine?

I get the feeling that Samwell doesn't really care that someone wants to do something in his butt.I like the subtleness of biting into a chocolate heart,fuck it,they should have went wholehog and got him biting into a chocolate starfish,less confusing.
post #60 of 174
Thanks for the cancer, brokenwhatever.
post #61 of 174
Please God, don't let this be a new music genre. White kids doing crunk with "ruaaah"-vocals. Who the fuck comes up with these things?
post #62 of 174
Q-Tip weighs in on auto-tune. After an initially harsh dismissal, he backs off to a more diplomatic position on the effect, but his true feelings are pretty clear on the subject.
post #63 of 174
Chuggo is the worst because he says "bitches" the most times, but damn, each of these songs is balls in its own way.
post #64 of 174
It's official I will be breaking out these broken douche bags to piss off anyone who critiques my CD collection while bumming a ride from now on.

The screaming dude really makes me want to kill. A lot.
post #65 of 174
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Originally Posted by EdHocken View Post
Because it was Star Trek. I brought the ultimate Shatner moment!
I'll add to this madness
post #66 of 174
I caught myself "mouthing" that fucking brokenCyde "tune" just now.



I'll be killing myself on webcam tonight at 9pm EST.

Raaaah!!!
post #67 of 174
Yes, he's serious
post #68 of 174
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Originally Posted by Quarant View Post
Yes, he's serious
"Adding comments has been disabled for this video."

I can't imagine why.
post #69 of 174
Maybe because they made him cry?
post #70 of 174
But why must he? Why. MUST. He?
post #71 of 174
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Originally Posted by Quarant View Post
Yes, he's serious
Anybody got a razorblade?
post #72 of 174
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Originally Posted by Quarant View Post
Yes, he's serious
I remember seeing this a few years ago. Still made me laugh like I had seen it for the first time. Brilliant.
post #73 of 174
Oh for fucks sake! Why must I continue to subscribe to this thread?
RehDog reminds me of this clown who kept pestering me with demos when i managed a record store. I guess he thought I had inside connections.
post #74 of 174
This thread demands Metro Station.
post #75 of 174
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Originally Posted by EdHocken View Post
This thread demands Metro Station.
Nothing EVER demands Metro Station. EVER.
post #76 of 174
Unless it's an incomplete heap o'shit.
post #77 of 174
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Originally Posted by Nicholas Reed View Post
Nothing EVER demands Metro Station. EVER.
Well said, my friend. Well said.
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"
Just when I thought I was out, the thread pulls me back in."
post #79 of 174
I love it when a plan comes together.
post #80 of 174
Let's get freaky now
Let's get fuckin' freaky now

I hate you guys.
post #81 of 174
DaveB keeps randomly imitating that screaming loop. You can tell that he doesn't even mean to do it; it just comes out.
post #82 of 174
No... you are all wrong.

I actually forced myself to sit and listen to Kid Rock's "All Summer Long" for once. I tried listening to it before, because I thought someone actually had the wontons to play some Warren Zevon on the radio.

I could not have been more wrong.

Not only does he rape the eardrums of America with this dreck, he actually steals TWO riffs from respected, and actually talented, musicians.

Sorry... but I'm still pissed from listening to it. Yes, it's that irritating.

I would pay cashy money for someone to put their boot as far up his wow-hole as is humanly possible.
post #83 of 174
Goddam I fucking hate you people.

Also, Chuggo and Rehdogg remind me that Hustle & Flow is fiction. It's like the difference between movie sex and a real-person sex tape.
post #84 of 174
Yeah, I'm trying to think of an example of two classic songs being as efficiently defiled as in "All Summer Long", and I can't do it, but...just read that lyric Will just mentioned. Somehow, it's much, much worse in contexxxt.
post #85 of 174
So, Se7en's Myspace page lists his age as "20 threezy." Let's break this down.

1. His name is Se7en.
2. "20 threezy."
3. I actually went to his Myspace page.

So long, Internet.
post #86 of 174
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So, Se7en's Myspace page lists his age as "20 threezy."
Awesome. I think I'm going to start telling people I am "thitty-fizey"
post #87 of 174
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Originally Posted by The Rain Dog View Post
Damn you for bringing this to my attention - I need a brain wipe
Seconded.
post #88 of 174
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Originally Posted by Schwartz View Post
Yeah, I'm trying to think of an example of two classic songs being as efficiently defiled as in "All Summer Long", and I can't do it, but...just read that lyric Will just mentioned. Somehow, it's much, much worse in contexxxt.
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=6KD1EQMevRA

Maybe not as bad as that Kid Rock abomination, but the Freebird parts are pretty hilarious.
post #89 of 174
I've brought it up before, but fuck this girl and her faux-nostalgic sentiments.

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=yyapY97ugNk

Not only would any self respecting punk rocker murderise anyone who wore flowers in their hair, but this girl didn't even fucking exist in the golden age she's talking about.
post #90 of 174
Great, now I'm going to bed angry.
AGAIN!!
post #91 of 174
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Originally Posted by Spike Marshall View Post
I've brought it up before, but fuck this girl and her faux-nostalgic sentiments.

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=yyapY97ugNk

Not only would any self respecting punk rocker murderise anyone who wore flowers in their hair, but this girl didn't even fucking exist in the golden age she's talking about.
I literally had to turn this off after about six seconds.
post #92 of 174
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Originally Posted by Mr.Crowley View Post
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=6KD1EQMevRA

Maybe not as bad as that Kid Rock abomination, but the Freebird parts are pretty hilarious.
Definitely funnier. But "Baby I Love Your Way" sucked preemptively, so it loses.
post #93 of 174
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Originally Posted by Francis Wolcott View Post

Case in point.
What the fucking cocksucking motherfucking shit is this?
Have I finally found the objectively-speaking worst song ever made? Or, do you all know of a song that's worse than this? To be honest, I find it fascinating in a trainwreck atop Treblinka kind of way.
This is fucking awesome. The whole thing, video and music. Especially the video, watching them bounce around out of synch with the beat, the computer modulated singing, the ridiculous scream from the get go, the fact that a third guy shows up halfway through the video to help scream at a blond girl, and most imortantly that it was created without irony. It's awesome.

You could take it as is and drop into an art exhibition, set up a monitor, speakers, people would gather around and comment on its bold stance to whatever.
post #94 of 174
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Originally Posted by Spike Marshall View Post
I've brought it up before, but fuck this girl and her faux-nostalgic sentiments.

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=yyapY97ugNk

Not only would any self respecting punk rocker murderise anyone who wore flowers in their hair, but this girl didn't even fucking exist in the golden age she's talking about.
I think she's confusing "punk rocker" with "dirty hippie".
post #95 of 174
There the same right? Oh, god, I don't know... I'll ask my mom.

But she never did.
post #96 of 174
Fuck me, I just realized that I'm about to turn twenty-sexxxy.
post #97 of 174
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Originally Posted by Quarant View Post
I think she's confusing "punk rocker" with "dirty hippie".
I can't believe I'm about to do this, but...

ifyoulistentothelyricsofthesong,it'sobviousthatshe knowsthedifference,andisintentionallyconflatingthe summerofloveandlate70spunkrockforsomereason. youcantellbecauseshereferences77and69,whichrunparalleltothepunkrockerandflowersreferenc esinthefirstline.

So she's in the clear as far as having a grasp of the superficial differences between 60s and 70s counterculture. The comparison is intentional, so you're not pointing out anything she wouldn't know. That said, it's still absolutely stupid, because the two movements were, in many ways, at odds (although, both being youth movements with anti-authoritarian sentiments as their foundation, they're not diametrically opposed).
post #98 of 174
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Originally Posted by DaveB View Post
I can't believe I'm about to do this, but...

ifyoulistentothelyricsofthesong,it'sobviousthatshe knowsthedifference,andisintentionallyconflatingthe summerofloveandlate70spunkrockforsomereason. youcantellbecauseshereferences77and69,whichrunparalleltothepunkrockerandflowersreferenc esinthefirstline.

and breathe...
post #99 of 174
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Originally Posted by DaveB View Post
I can't believe I'm about to do this, but...

ifyoulistentothelyricsofthesong,it'sobviousthatshe knowsthedifference,andisintentionallyconflatingthe summerofloveandlate70spunkrockforsomereason. youcantellbecauseshereferences77and69,whichrunparalleltothepunkrockerandflowersreferenc esinthefirstline.
Yeah, I realised this when I listened to the song the whole way through. Still, the cognitive dissonance I get when trying to reconcile the 2 movements makes my head hurt.
post #100 of 174
Katy Perry's most biting social observation yet

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=10YmixzFSDw
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