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So, Speaking of (Questionable) Cookbooks: Holocaust Survivor Cookbook

post #1 of 22
12/2/08 at 2:10am
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“The Most Important Cookbook
You Will Ever Own!”

OVER 120 HEART WARMING STORIES OF SURVIVAL
OVER 200 MOUTH WATERING JEWISH RECIPES

I'd appreciate pointers on "how to properly and appropriately feel about this", because my knee-jerk reactions are quite conflicted.

Eagerly waiting for the "When I Was In Treblinka, I Had to Remember the Melodies of Songs I Used to Like.... Get the new iPod Shoah, 60 GB so you Never Forget!" ad campaign.
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post #2 of 22
12/2/08 at 2:25am
First cookbook to win an Oscar.
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post #3 of 22
12/2/08 at 2:32am
Every recipe ends with "it tastes especially good because you're so goddamned glad you aren't a lampshade".
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post #4 of 22
12/2/08 at 2:56am
I think it's in pretty poor taste that it calls for the first 90 recipes all to be made in the same giant oven.
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post #5 of 22
12/2/08 at 10:32am
"This casserole...is an absolute good. It is life. All around its margins lie the gulf. And rich, savory butter."
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post #6 of 22
12/2/08 at 12:06pm
I heard that most of these recipes will give you gases. Shame.
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post #7 of 22
12/2/08 at 12:16pm
I loved this recipe:

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Dead Nazi Recipe

Ingredients
2/3 oz Jagermeister
2/3 oz Rumple Minze

Dead Nazi Directions
Chill ingredients before use. Pour rumple minze into a shot glass and add jagermeister
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post #8 of 22
12/2/08 at 12:18pm
Seriously, who the fuck is buying these things?
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post #9 of 22
12/2/08 at 12:56pm
The same people who will buy The Testicle Cookbook: Cooking With Balls.



Testicles Pizza. Glorious.

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post #10 of 22
12/2/08 at 1:49pm
*Dry Heaves*
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post #11 of 22
12/2/08 at 3:17pm
What, you don't like balls pizza?
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post #12 of 22
12/2/08 at 3:22pm
Does FUCK NO! Answer your question?
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post #13 of 22
12/2/08 at 3:23pm
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post #14 of 22
12/2/08 at 3:37pm
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Originally Posted by EdHocken View Post
Does FUCK NO! Answer your question?
You're overly strong reaction leads me to believe you may actually be very familiar with balls pizza.
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post #15 of 22
12/2/08 at 3:52pm
I think it's the pubes on it that Hocken didn't like.
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post #16 of 22
12/2/08 at 3:53pm
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Originally Posted by Martin Savage View Post
I think it's the pubes on it that Hocken didn't like.
Savage sees what I'm talking about here.

And for the record my sex life and frankly lack of one ain't that kinky.
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post #17 of 22
12/2/08 at 4:03pm
No manly man for Hocken. Only the clean shaven need apply.
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post #18 of 22
12/2/08 at 4:09pm
Got that right. No bears here. The bear patrol sees to that.
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post #19 of 22
12/2/08 at 4:14pm
That's what they call the Mystic Pizza. And Hocken ain't a fan.
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post #20 of 22
12/2/08 at 8:01pm
Hopefully the mushrooms will kill the taste of ball sweat...but I doubt it.
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post #21 of 22
12/2/08 at 11:49pm
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Originally Posted by James May View Post
First cookbook to win an Oscar.
And all the pictures are intentionally in black and white, except that one of the strawberry.
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post #22 of 22
12/3/08 at 1:22am
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Originally Posted by Francis Wolcott View Post
“The Most Important Cookbook
You Will Ever Own!”

OVER 120 HEART WARMING STORIES OF SURVIVAL
OVER 200 MOUTH WATERING JEWISH RECIPES

I'd appreciate pointers on "how to properly and appropriately feel about this", because my knee-jerk reactions are quite conflicted.
It's the Final Solution to all your meal planning difficulties. When they catch the aroma from your ovens, people will Wannsee what's cooking!
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