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Juice no longer loose.

post #1 of 19
12/5/08 at 4:10pm
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O.J. gets 10 years.
I also enjoyed the headline on Fark: Former Running Back soon to become Former Tight End.
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post #2 of 19
12/5/08 at 4:14pm
Damn, Who's gonna find the real killer now.
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post #3 of 19
12/5/08 at 4:19pm
I hate to bring out a very tired internet joke. But I would qualify this as a PWNED (Or however it's spelt).
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post #4 of 19
12/5/08 at 4:46pm
http://www.colbertnation.com/the-col...simpson-guilty
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post #5 of 19
12/5/08 at 5:56pm
Simpson's going to be the King of Jail, but fine.

Fred Goldman always cracks me up:

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Although Simpson insisted in court that he meant to retrieve some items to give to the Goldmans, the judge pointed to his words, as captured on the tape: "You didn't want those items falling into the hands of the Goldmans. You made reference on the tape to them as the gold-diggers."

"If our efforts for all these years of pushing him drove him to commit armed robbery in Vegas, great!" Fred Goldman told reporters after the hearing.

"This monster is where he belongs -- behind bars."
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post #6 of 19
12/5/08 at 6:00pm
Dear Lord,

Please somehow make it so that Norm MacDonald is hosting Weekend Update again just so he can make jokes about this.

Your pal,

Misfit
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post #7 of 19
12/5/08 at 6:01pm
I concur with what Misfit is saying Lord.
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post #8 of 19
12/5/08 at 6:08pm
At least a special comment is in order.
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post #9 of 19
12/5/08 at 6:09pm
Looks like Simpson won't be making that Nordberg cameo in the Naked Gun remake. (You know it'll happen)
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post #10 of 19
12/5/08 at 6:11pm
Was this verdict ever really in doubt?

By the way, CNN is saying that it's 15 years, not 10.
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post #11 of 19
12/5/08 at 6:11pm
If only he could kill his way out of this...
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post #12 of 19
12/5/08 at 6:43pm
Sadly Johnnie Cochran won't be able to save him now. Not unless his ghost helps him.
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post #13 of 19
12/5/08 at 6:47pm
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Looks like Simpson won't be making that Nordberg cameo in the Naked Gun remake. (You know it'll happen)
He'll phone it in.
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post #14 of 19
12/5/08 at 6:49pm
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Originally Posted by EdHocken View Post
Looks like Simpson won't be making that Nordberg cameo in the Naked Gun remake. (You know it'll happen)
I always thought they should've made a 4th one in 1995, just for all the OJ Jokes.

Like, "Hey, where's Nordberg?" "I don't know, but he left a bloody glove!"

Or, if they really wanted to get meta, they'd have Police Squad try to find the real killers.
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post #15 of 19
12/5/08 at 6:57pm
See if did that and they really wanted to get meta. They would discover it was white Nordberg who framed Nordberg.
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post #16 of 19
12/5/08 at 6:57pm
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He'll phone it in.
Ya mean he hasn't alreaedy? OH SNAP!
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post #17 of 19
12/5/08 at 7:25pm
I should have ended that with, literally.
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post #18 of 19
12/5/08 at 10:50pm
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Originally Posted by EdHocken View Post
Sadly Johnnie Cochran won't be able to save him now. Not unless his ghost helps him.

For some reason, my picture of Johnnie Cochran using the Chewbacca defense may not be showing up.
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post #19 of 19
12/6/08 at 12:21am
I was glad to see the Juice...get squeezed. I hope that when OJ looks in a mirror, that he sees, the real killer of his wife...himself, where he belongs...in jail.
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