Small left-field lines or moments that crack you up - Page 16

I love those weird mumbled thoughts he'd just blurt out. Similarly, I always crack up at that bit where they're wandering around the fucked up carnival-like place and he points and exclaims, "Two women fucking a polar bear!". This would be great enough on its own, but what makes it even better is Del Toro's reaction "Don't tell me that stuff now", him later asking a waitress, "They pay you to screw that bear?", and finally Depp frantically trying to cover for him when she asks, "What the fuck did he just say to me?".

First hearty LOL of the New Year! In STELLA EPISODE FOUR when Michael kicks David out of The Hang Zone and David says "Prince Machiavelli himself couldn't have orchestrated a more murderous coup". Cracked me up

Sorry if this one has already been mentioned - I tried to read through the whole thread but started to get word blind. I was watching Lethal Weapon 3 again the other day - I was bored and drunk - and there's a very silly but still funny exchange between Riggs and Lorna, the female IA cop played by Rene Russo.

He's winding her up in front of a computer where they're viewing the CCTV footage of the bad guy killing one of his henchmen, and the exchange runs...

"Are you trying to bait me, Riggs?"
"Yeah, I'm a master at it."
"Now that I can believe."

Raised a chuckle from an immature, inebriated 35 year old at any rate.


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One of my side jobs is as a bellhop/front desk worker at a really nice hotel, so we quote that film a lot.

Christopher Meloni as a flamboyant gay man is one of the funniest things ever imprinted onto celluloid.

As well as Christopher Meloni as a burned out vietnam veteran.

From Burn After Reading

 

"Harry, stop the foolishness and behave. You're not talking to one of your *shithole* buddies."

 

Christopher Meloni as a scary disfigured fundamentalist christian ex-junkie redneck is also greatness.

Just watched the Jurassic Park blu-ray, and a line that just completely killed me:  When they're on the weird little ride after the short film explaining the dinosaur cloning process, and it opens to the windows on the lab, Gennaro turns to Hammond sort of stammers out 'Are these auto-erotica?'

 

(and wasn't this thread stickied before?  WTF happened?)

Someone mentioned this in last evening's STARSHIP TROOPERS CHUD WATCH ALONG thread, but I figured I'd steal their idea and repost it here:

 

Jake Busey's creepy smile while Rico's about to get Administrative Punishment

Todd: Gelatto isn't vegan? 

Thomas Jane: Milk and eggs, bitch. 

 

From Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World 

Seinfeld episode "The Pothole":

 

"She has a taint...I can't see it, but I know it's there!"

 

I guess the word "taint" has sort of taken on a whole new meaning since 1997, so it's just really funny now.

Bumping this because Old School is on, which reminds me of the moment that always makes me crack up: