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Caption This! Brangelina edition

post #1 of 23
12/9/08 at 8:17pm
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Brad's porn 'stache is just icing on the cake!
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post #2 of 23
12/9/08 at 9:26pm
New avatar, Diva!
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post #3 of 23
12/9/08 at 9:37pm
Pitt:Ya!ya! das ist good,sheise!sheise!eat mein schnooodle noodle!aaahhhhhhhh!

Jolie:Schwul!
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post #4 of 23
12/9/08 at 9:52pm
Looks like someone's a big fan of Crank.
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post #5 of 23
12/9/08 at 9:52pm
Brad: And if I weren't awesome enough, I'm now going to sign autographs with my meatstick up Angie's stinker. Bend over so I can use your back as a table, hon.
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post #6 of 23
12/9/08 at 10:36pm
Brad: Y'see Jen, this is why I left you for Angie baby, forget the kids, this is all I need.
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post #7 of 23
12/9/08 at 11:06pm
In a bizarrely NC-17 publicity stunt for a PG-13 film, Pitt appeared at the premiere as a character he described as "Ben Butt-On, the man who gives Dirty Sanchez-es backwards".
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post #8 of 23
12/10/08 at 2:04am
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dragon Ma's sig, from Magnolia
This isn't funny. This isn't cute. See the way we're looked at? Because I'm not a toy. I'm not a doll. The way we're looked at because you think we're cute?
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post #9 of 23
12/10/08 at 2:08am
I'll take a cue from Gene Shalit.

"Come see this Inglorious Bastard put all SE7EN inches in this Girl Interrupted's Foxfire."


I win.
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post #10 of 23
12/10/08 at 3:41am
First pic:
Brad- "Ohhhh yeahhh... pumpin' the rump, pumpin' the rump! Oh fuck, paparazzi!"
Angelina- "Don't fucking stop, you asshole! Fuck me like someone with a real mustache would!"

Second pic:
Brad- "Pull a Brolin? Here?! NOW?!!! Oh Jesus, Angie, they're all over me! Pumpin' th-shit they want autographs!"
Angelina- "RRRRRROOOOOOOOAAAAAARRGHHGGHHGHG BRAD!"
Brad- "Wait, what's your nephew's name again?" *signs photo*
Angelina- *multiple orgasms*
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post #11 of 23
12/10/08 at 3:57am
"What's in the box? Ohhhhh God, what's in the box? That's right, Brad's in the box now baby!"
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post #12 of 23
12/10/08 at 6:12am
Pitt: "Oh, it's a little homestyle practice that I decided to apply after the arrival of the twins, us Okies call it the "Uterus Dam", or "cockplugging". It's basically the most natural form of birth control, outside of abstinence, known to man. I have five kids now, dude, I can't keep her from adopting, but it was time to put the ovaries on lockdown."
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post #13 of 23
12/10/08 at 9:19am
Brad: I guess this just isn't my day, I trip and my cock get's stuck in your ass.
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post #14 of 23
12/10/08 at 9:51am
Pitt:Er Darling?Just bend over while i look at all these photos of myself.

Jolie:Ok Braddykins....hehe..ooh<FART!>.

Pitt:Fucks sake!

Just Photo 2;

Pitt:Oi Mate?Guide it in for me while i signs these.
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post #15 of 23
12/10/08 at 9:56am
"Well, I guess we're not adopting the next one."
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post #16 of 23
12/10/08 at 9:58am
Quote:
Originally Posted by Jakespeare View Post
"What's in the box? Ohhhhh God, what's in the box? That's right, Brad's in the box now baby!"
Perfect. I was going to try to come up with my own, but nothing is going to beat this.
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post #17 of 23
12/10/08 at 12:11pm
"Then after Brad puts on my assless chaps, I make him sit like this while I adjust my strap-on..."
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post #18 of 23
12/10/08 at 12:26pm
"Gatsby?!? She barely knew me!"
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post #19 of 23
12/10/08 at 1:07pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by Anderson View Post
I'll take a cue from Gene Shalit.

"Come see this Inglorious Bastard put all SE7EN inches in this Girl Interrupted's Foxfire."


I win.
Nice.
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post #20 of 23
12/10/08 at 2:28pm
Picture 1: "Ok folks, now with one quick thrust and..."
Picture 2: "PRESTO! I've made my 'magic wand' disappear!! And at no time did my hands leave my sleeves! THANK YOU!! You're too kind! Howsabout a big hand for my assisstant, Angie!! Attagirl, Angie!"
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post #21 of 23
12/10/08 at 3:27pm
photo #2

"Hey Brad! Over here! I've got pictures of you and Angela doing it in publi... oh nevermind."
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post #22 of 23
12/10/08 at 8:00pm
BRAD: "All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I f**k like you wanna f**k, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not."

Too true Brad, too true. *high-fives*
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post #23 of 23
12/16/08 at 2:38pm
Brad: "Even Clooney would never have tried this."
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