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post #1 of 14
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Have at it...

post #2 of 14
The Original Soundtrack is already out there at least.
Oh I wish I were an Oscar Mayer Wiener
That is what I'd truly like to be
'cause if I were an Os-car Mayer Wiener
Every one would be in love with me.


Where does this picture originate from originally? "Wetten daß?" maybe?
post #3 of 14
The full picture is way more interesting:

post #4 of 14
This show is an atrocity. Somebody shoot the moderator already.
post #5 of 14
I thought she was pulling a bong in the first picture.
Isn't it grossly offensive for a woman to play a Didgeridoo?
post #6 of 14
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Originally Posted by OCallaghan View Post
I thought she was pulling a bong in the first picture.
Isn't it grossly offensive for a woman to play a Didgeridoo?
What's offensive is when the Didgeridoo is wider than she is.
post #7 of 14
Nicole: Dance Bitch,Dance
Hugh:Ho,ho,ho oh Nicole,you sound just like Tim Rothman.

Its reaching but Nicole and the chap have made an N shape and Jackman an O with his legs.

"What do we say to Tim Rothman kids?"Altogether now!Just say NO!


Nicole:"So i sucked on it like this...
Hugh:....and my leg started doing this?"



I haven't seen a didgeridoo since Rolf Harris last graced the telly.
post #8 of 14
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Originally Posted by OCallaghan View Post
I thought she was pulling a bong in the first picture.
Isn't it grossly offensive for a woman to play a Didgeridoo?
I had the exact same notion Matt (I wonder why you and I went there exactly) and yes, it really really is.
post #9 of 14
http://www.sbs.com.au/news/article/1...igenous-people
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Kidman didge gaffe riles Indigenous people
16 December 2008 | 06:48:38 AM | Source: SBS/SMH

The Sydney Morning Herald has reported Nicole Kidman deeply offended Indigenous people by trying to play didgeridoo on German television.

The instrument is banned to women in many parts of the country.

Kidman had appeared on ‘Wetten Dass …?’, a popular German show, to promote her new film ‘Australia’. She appeared with co-star Hugh Jackman, who attempted to stand on one leg apparently in imitation of Indigenous customs.

Baz Luhrmann’s epic has already been criticised for promoting an Indigenous sacred site without the permission of its custodians.

"I presume she doesn't know, otherwise she wouldn't be playing it," Allen Madden, cultural and educational officer at Sydney's Metropolitan Local Aboriginal Land Council told the SMH. But [I would have thought] the women on that set would have told her.

"Baz should know something about it, after working with those traditional fellas on the film," he said.

Some Indigenous nations believe the didgeridoo, or yirdaki, can render women infertile.
post #10 of 14
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Some Indigenous nations believe the didgeridoo, or yirdaki, can render women infertile.
Aha! Now I know why my buddy really owns one, I thought he just dug the sound.
post #11 of 14
In Sydney I only saw one Digeridoo. And that was at some street thing near Circular Quay.
post #12 of 14
So does that mean that Lisa Simpson is infertile?
post #13 of 14
I know it's more complicated than this, but honestly, the kind of beliefs that say what women can't do seem like exactly the kind of beliefs we shouldn't mind violating.
post #14 of 14
Kidman should apologize for blowing their magic horn.
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