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Pennsylvania couple name child Adolf Hitler, but not "so racist"

post #1 of 51
12/16/08 at 11:34pm
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Second oldest child named JoyceLynn Aryan Nation Campbell.

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Heath Campbell said he named his son after Adolf Hitler because he liked the name and because "no one else in the world would have that name." He sounded surprised by all the controversy the dispute had generated.
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post #2 of 51
12/16/08 at 11:38pm
The other kid is named Hinler, just a guess but misspelling 'Himmler' must not have been intentional right?
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post #3 of 51
12/16/08 at 11:56pm
Hows THIS for intentional:

The Campbells' other two children also have unusual names: JoyceLynn Aryan Nation Campbell turns 2 in a few months and Honszlynn Hinler Jeannie Campbell will be 1 in April.



...but theyre not racists.

Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with some of your countrymen, my yank chewers?

I could go into a witty Wilde-esque missive on what I think of this, but really, people like this aren't worth it.

Let me just say they're beyond fucked in the head and should have been sterilised before they had a chance to breed.

Seriously tho - what the FUCK?
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post #4 of 51
12/17/08 at 12:11am
Daddy Cracker's got emphysema and is unemployed, and Mama Cracker's got a bad back and is unemployed.

Clearly these people are both fine examples of the master race.
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post #5 of 51
12/17/08 at 12:25am
Seriously, naming your kids that, not to mention the ideas thier fine and upstanding parents will implant in their heads, should be considered a form of abuse.

ETA: Ive said it before I'll say it again, you need a license to drive a car, own a boat, a gun hell a frikkin TV in some countries...

...but any old fucktard can pop out a litter of little miracle morons with impunity. Fuck I hate our species sometimes.
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post #6 of 51
12/17/08 at 12:36am
Self-fulfilling prophecy.

I expect to see this kid in the news sometime down the line.
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post #7 of 51
12/17/08 at 12:58am
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Originally Posted by Tom Logan View Post
I expect to see this kid in the news sometime down the line.
In interracial porn.
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post #8 of 51
12/17/08 at 1:11am
Wow they're pug-fugly as well...






...so they don't work, leech off the government, and look like their parents were related. So essentially they add zero to the society in which they live and do nothing but clutter up an already over-crowded planet...

...and they insist on breeding to boot.

Fuck these people and anyone and everyone like them.
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post #9 of 51
12/17/08 at 1:55am
SEE? I FUCKING TOLD YOU.

Homeboy looks like Gollum, homegirl looks like my great-grandmother. Watching those two bone must be like watching children, kittens, and puppies getting executed in the street.

Maybe it's for the best that they're both racist wastes of space.
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post #10 of 51
12/17/08 at 2:17am
The "It's not like this kid is going to grow up to be like Hitler" sentiment is kinda rendered iffy when taking into consideration they tried to get Swastika's on the cake two years ago.
Fuckballs.
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post #11 of 51
12/17/08 at 6:08am
Why bother with a baby name book when you have the index of Mien Kampf to look through?

These kids need to have their names changed and be put into foster homes now or else they're going to have the life-expectancy of about 15yrs.They will grow up with so much self-hate that they'll choke themselves or someone will do it for them.

or the scariest alternative is that they'll grow up to have their own little Hitlers.


either way they are fucked from the get-go.
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post #12 of 51
12/17/08 at 6:11am
You commies wouldn't be acting so pissed of if they were naming the baby Lavrentiy Beria Campbell or Pol Pot Campbell.
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post #13 of 51
12/17/08 at 11:40am
Know who else no one thought would grow up to be like Hitler? Hitler.


This thread is Godwin.
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post #14 of 51
12/17/08 at 11:46am
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Originally Posted by The Rain Dog View Post
Ive said it before I'll say it again, you need a license to drive a car, own a boat, a gun hell a frikkin TV in some countries...

...but any old fucktard can pop out a litter of little miracle morons with impunity. Fuck I hate our species sometimes.
You're paraphrasing Keanue Reeves in Parenthood, actually.

And let's show a little bit of respect for the facts, here - this couple is from New Jersey, not PA. The ShopRite that refused to write on their cake was in PA. (Wal-Mart was down wit it, though)
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post #15 of 51
12/17/08 at 11:50am
Racist? Why always assume the worst? Maybe they want the kid to grow up as an inspired painter. They sure look like cultivated and educated people.

The kid will have a nice time at school with that name. But then again chances are that he will be homeschooled anyway.
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post #16 of 51
12/17/08 at 11:54am
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Originally Posted by stelios View Post
You commies wouldn't be acting so pissed of if they were naming the baby Lavrentiy Beria Campbell or Pol Pot Campbell.
James Jones Campbell.
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post #17 of 51
12/17/08 at 11:55am
They're bringin' it back! I hope they force the kid to grow the Hitler 'stache.
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post #18 of 51
12/17/08 at 12:20pm
"I don't like the sound of these 'ere Boncentration Bamps..."
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post #19 of 51
12/17/08 at 12:21pm
The neck tatoo really sells the white trash.
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post #20 of 51
12/17/08 at 12:23pm
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Originally Posted by Jan View Post
The kid will have a nice time at school with that name. But then again chances are that he will be homeschooled anyway.
I don't think these guys homeschool at all, they're too lazy.
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post #21 of 51
12/17/08 at 12:29pm
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Originally Posted by Matt Goldberg View Post
They're bringin' it back! I hope they force the kid to grow the Hitler 'stache.
Now I have Justin Timberlake singing "I'm bringin' Hitler back" stuck in my head.
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post #22 of 51
12/17/08 at 1:43pm
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JoyceLynn Aryan Nation Campbell
Awesome. Not even Chris Morris could have come up with a better name.
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post #23 of 51
12/17/08 at 1:51pm
Ahh, the sanctity of heterosexual marriage. So very precious.
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post #24 of 51
12/17/08 at 2:03pm
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Originally Posted by Phil View Post
You're paraphrasing Keanue Reeves in Parenthood, actually.

And let's show a little bit of respect for the facts, here - this couple is from New Jersey, not PA. The ShopRite that refused to write on their cake was in PA. (Wal-Mart was down wit it, though)
Shit. My mind was so blown by the story that I missed that part.
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post #25 of 51
12/17/08 at 9:11pm
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Originally Posted by Jacob Singer View Post
Ahh, the sanctity of heterosexual marriage. So very precious.
Ha! Fuckin' A.

And that family photo tells you all you need to know. The best we can hope for is that the kids will be placed in foster care at an early age, otherwise they're going to be little mini-rednecks spreading racism all throughout their trailer park.
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post #26 of 51
12/17/08 at 9:19pm
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Originally Posted by Phil View Post
Now I have Justin Timberlake singing "I'm bringin' Hitler back" stuck in my head.
Actually, I think you were thinking of The Whitest Kids you know "Hitler Rap".
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post #27 of 51
12/18/08 at 12:59am
LEAD fucking story on local news. The lead.
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post #28 of 51
12/18/08 at 1:02am
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Originally Posted by EdHocken View Post
The neck tatoo really sells the white trash.
Hey, Nicky Katt has a neck tattoo.
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post #29 of 51
12/18/08 at 1:06am
Video. THEY WANT AN APOLOGY FROM SHOP RITE.
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post #30 of 51
12/18/08 at 1:23am
I'm more offended by celebrities naming their kids shit like Audio Science.
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post #31 of 51
12/18/08 at 1:31am
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Originally Posted by Ambler View Post
I'm more offended by celebrities naming their kids shit like Audio Science.
I think there's a lot of Jews that might disagree with you on that one.
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post #32 of 51
12/18/08 at 1:54am
Rednecks are supposed to be stupid. I expect a bit more from celebrities. Wait, what the fuck am I saying...?
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post #33 of 51
12/18/08 at 6:08am
I think they missed the golden opportunity to get a Hitlerina roaming around out there. Hitlerina LynnEngela Campbell. No one would have them either.
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post #34 of 51
12/18/08 at 10:32am
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Originally Posted by Jan View Post
Racist? Why always assume the worst? Maybe they want the kid to grow up as an inspired painter. They sure look like cultivated and educated people.
Or maybe the kid was born with one testicle, and they just wanted to set him on the right path...or is that the reich path?
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post #35 of 51
12/18/08 at 11:13am
Funny thing is, this kid's playtime friend is Jewie Jewstein.
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post #36 of 51
12/18/08 at 11:18am
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Originally Posted by Boogen View Post
Funny thing is, this kid's playtime friend is Jewie Jewstein.
Yeah, just don't let them play with the Easy Bake oven....
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post #37 of 51
12/18/08 at 12:42pm
The classy middle finger paperweight in the picture really tells you a lot.

Seeing the Wii and hearing what I usually hear on Xbox Live, there HAS to be a 360 just out of frame. Also, dad's gamertag is probably something like "ss MENGELE ss" or "MASTERraceCHIEF".

Fucking sad.
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post #38 of 51
12/18/08 at 2:15pm
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Originally Posted by Jake View Post
Daddy Cracker's got emphysema and is unemployed, and Mama Cracker's got a bad back and is unemployed.

Clearly these people are both fine examples of the master race.

And how much do you want to bet that they vote Republican to "keep niggers from using my tax money on welfare"?

I feel sorry for the kids, they don't have a chance in life due to their parentage.
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post #39 of 51
12/18/08 at 2:39pm
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Originally Posted by C.Swicegood View Post
I feel sorry for the kids, they don't have a chance in life due to their parentage.
Oh, they do, but it involves dating a Hasidic Jew wrestler with a thirst for vengeance.

"Wait, your name's NOT Candy? FUCK LIFE."
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post #40 of 51
12/18/08 at 2:52pm
It never ceases to amaze me. The amusing thing is, is that fucktards like Billy Bob and his sister/wife would be one of the first in the ovens back in the 40's.

No worries, though. When I become emperor, I will have oxygen thieves like this sterilized, then exiled.
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post #41 of 51
12/18/08 at 3:07pm
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Originally Posted by Eyeball Kid View Post
The classy middle finger paperweight in the picture really tells you a lot.


Fucking sad.

It's actually a classy middle finger cigarette lighter - perfect for white trash menthols.
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post #42 of 51
12/18/08 at 3:11pm
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Originally Posted by Phil View Post
The ShopRite that refused to write on their cake was in PA. (Wal-Mart was down wit it, though)
I think this is some important sub-text that should be brought more into focus here. Wal-Mart had no problems wishing happy birthday to Adolf Hitler. Two years in a row.
Wal-Mart.
Adolf Hitler.
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post #43 of 51
12/18/08 at 3:17pm
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Originally Posted by Senator Keene View Post
It's actually a classy middle finger cigarette lighter - perfect for white trash menthols.

Hey! Don't knock menthol! Their tumors will smell minty fresh.
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post #44 of 51
1/14/09 at 2:23pm
Looks like the state stepped in and took the kids away for some unspecified reason.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/0..._n_157787.html
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post #45 of 51
1/14/09 at 2:33pm
Someone on FARK: "This response is likely to cause a little furor."

That made my morning.
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post #46 of 51
1/14/09 at 2:33pm
Buy your own fucking icing next time, retards.
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post #47 of 51
1/14/09 at 3:03pm
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Originally Posted by Phil View Post
Buy your own fucking icing next time, retards.
Sure, but what makes you think they can write, let alone correctly?
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post #48 of 51
1/20/09 at 6:56pm
Hitler's Mom Speaks Out, Defies Court Order

Actual headline for the article.

The best quote comes here:

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Jeanne Coverdale, the kid’s aunt, offered an analogy to people who feel the names are in bad taste.

“What about tomorrow night when the President of the United States stands up and say, is forced to say, my name is Barack Hussein Obama. How’s that going to hit the world?” Coverdale said. "I'm saying the one with the middle name he has, was a terrorist.”
I'm wondering what her hopes for her nephew Adolph Hilter are in the future if she thinks you can judge someone from their name.
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post #49 of 51
1/21/09 at 12:35am
Here is the thing that gets me...

Why would a anti semetic couple choose to live in NEW JERSEY?

Seriously, New Jersey has the second most amount of Jews, percentage wise, in the USA.

Edit:

http://www.jewishvirtuallibrary.org/.../usjewpop.html
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post #50 of 51
1/21/09 at 11:00am
The more this family speaks out the more they reveal themselves to be racist cocksuckers (as if naming your kid Hitler didn't clue people in).

Now they're milking it and becoming the next Joe the Plumber, except not as annoying.
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