or Connect
CHUD.com Community › Forums › MUSIC › CHUD's House Bands › SANTA'S GETTING LAID, the new holiday standard from The Lucky Nightsticks!
New Posts  All Forums:Forum Nav:

SANTA'S GETTING LAID, the new holiday standard from The Lucky Nightsticks!

post #1 of 7
Thread Starter 
Track two off our upcoming HOLIDAY 2008 EP, CHRISTMAS IS FUCKED.

MP3 FILE

Nick - Keys, Keyboard Percussion, Voice
Steve - Drums, Backing

Is that beard real?
Christmas time is so inviting!

Santa's getting laid
Santa's getting laid


Christmastime and Mrs. Claus is feeling so damn good
She's got the warmest body that you ever seen and now Santa's sporting wood
Ms. Claus is hotter than asphalt, she's hotter than than elves
Santa's going to unwrap his present and send her straight to Hell

Santa's getting laid
Santa's getting laid


He'll lubricate down the chimney and bring some GI Joe
Then he'll eat the cookies you left and fuck your mom under the mistletoe

It's that time of the season
Santa's beard is white for reason
Gotta cut Ms. Claus some slack
About to spend eleven months on her back

Looks like Santa's getting laid
Smells like Santa's getting laid


"Left, right, Santa's ass moves.
Santa works that ass.
Santa works every part of that girl.
You know for an extraterrestrial you've really got some smooth moves Mr. Santa Claus.
You must work out.
Damn.
I thought that was a belly under there but shit you've got a coiled up motherfucking extraterrestrial alien Santa snake.
That's the real present.
Santa's getting laid.
Santa's fucking good.
Santa's hotter than Hell."
post #2 of 7
Whoa, this might be my favorite Nightsticks tune yet. I'm no trained ear, but the production value on this is no joke - tune is catchy as fuck and love whatever you did to the vocals.

And it really goes without saying that Christmas Witch and Sending the Christmas Aliens Home With a Headache are possibly the best titles in the history of music.
post #3 of 7
Thread Starter 
Thanks!
post #4 of 7
I am loving this.
post #5 of 7
I. Fucking. Love. This.

One of my favorite from all your shit that I've heard.
post #6 of 7
Thread Starter 
Lyrics added.
post #7 of 7
Thread Starter 
Also, this and Christmas Witch's lyrics were ad-libbed so fuck off.
New Posts  All Forums:Forum Nav:
  Return Home
  Back to Forum: CHUD's House Bands
CHUD.com Community › Forums › MUSIC › CHUD's House Bands › SANTA'S GETTING LAID, the new holiday standard from The Lucky Nightsticks!