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post #1 of 24
12/19/08 at 12:33am
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So these fucks have just had their 18th child. I honestly can;t even begin to understand the mentality that not only justifies, but seemingly celebrates this ridiculousness...

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"The ultimate Christmas gift from God," said Jim Bob Duggar, the father of the 18 children. "She's just absolutely beautiful, like her mom and her sisters."
The Duggars now have 10 sons and eight daughters
http://www.theage.com.au/world/arkan...1219-7243.html

So in a world thnats been competely over-populated for decades now, we get this shit.

Is it a christian thing? An Arkansas thing? An EGO thing maybe?

I seriously don't get why anyone would do this, let alone why they would want to.
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post #2 of 24
12/19/08 at 12:37am
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Originally Posted by The Rain Dog View Post
Is it a christian thing? An Arkansas thing? An EGO thing maybe?

I seriously don't get why anyone would do this, let alone why they would want to.
Quiverfull Movement
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post #3 of 24
12/19/08 at 12:37am
18 Buttons on their shirts + 36 Crocs on their feet = 54 reasons Ragnarok should happen TONIGHT
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post #4 of 24
12/19/08 at 12:40am
The kid in the middle with the blue shirt has the best crazy eyes ever. Five bucks says Daddy's going to be whipping his ass tomorrow morning for setting the cat on fire.
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post #5 of 24
12/19/08 at 12:55am
I love the identity buttons... How do two people afford to look after this many kids? College fees times 18?
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post #6 of 24
12/19/08 at 12:56am
Catholic?

Huge Government benefits?

Too cheap to buy condoms?

Maybe the bloke has a lactation fetish?

The woman has pretty much had a kid a year since she was 22.





(The first thought that came into my head was Bill Hick's skit on abortion)
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post #7 of 24
12/19/08 at 1:05am
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Originally Posted by Tom Logan View Post
(The first thought that came into my head was Bill Hick's skit on abortion)
Same, and I think that was like four kids ago.

Seriously, this woman has spent a majority of her adult life knocked up. That really bothers the fuck out of me, and while I know that it's their decision and she's apparently happy always being with child, but being a broodmare for Jesus is just scary.
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post #8 of 24
12/19/08 at 1:07am
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Originally Posted by Tom Logan View Post
(The first thought that came into my head was Bill Hick's skit on abortion)
THUNK

...joy to the world...

THUNK
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post #9 of 24
12/19/08 at 1:10am
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...and can I apologise for the misspelled title. Posting at work is irritating sometimes
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post #10 of 24
12/19/08 at 1:10am
Underneath the blanket in the photo? Giant, pulsating egg sac. She may very well be the only human to closest resemble the Alien Queen.
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post #11 of 24
12/19/08 at 1:20am
Now I want to see Ripley rescue one of the daughters, whilst torching the rest with a flame thrower, after shooting an RPG into mom's kootch. Bishop can drive the getaway car.
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post #12 of 24
12/19/08 at 1:24am
Obligatory, though now outdated:
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post #13 of 24
12/19/08 at 1:33am
I don't know what i should find more disturbing?

The duplicate haircuts or that i thought the picture was ruined by the father and one of the sons having a comb-over that goes right to left instead of left to right.
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post #14 of 24
12/22/08 at 10:36pm
That can't be healthy for her vagina.
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post #15 of 24
12/22/08 at 10:48pm
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That can't be healthy for her vagina.
if there is even a vagina left...
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post #16 of 24
12/23/08 at 3:50pm
Then it can't be healthy for her Sarlacc.


And TLC gave these fucking idiots a show to boot. Fuck TLC.
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post #17 of 24
12/23/08 at 4:16pm
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Originally Posted by C.Swicegood View Post
fucking idiots
Never has this phrase been more hilariously/scarily apt.

Hell, I only have two kids, and there are admittedly days where I think that's two too many. I would've killed myself by baby number five, max.
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post #18 of 24
12/23/08 at 4:39pm
This boggles the mind. I have three kids, and more often than not, I'm completely overwhelmed, and my kids are ANGELS compared to other folks kids. What I would like to know is what that guy does for a living. How much bank is he pulling down annually? Does she home-school these kids? I would assume so, but how much home-schooling can you do if your bedridden with kids year round. Do they get around in a fleet of cars? If so, who's driving all of these? Do they have gorceries air-lifted to them?

My wife and I decided that three is enough because at the end of the day, you can only give so much time to your loved ones. I WISH I could spend even more time with my little fuckers, but there are so many hours in a day. It comes across to me as irresponsible, but if they're all happy and smiley and all that swill, good on 'em, but I just can't see how those kids themselves benefit from this kind of behaviour.
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post #19 of 24
12/23/08 at 4:44pm
These were the guys that had that reality show? After 10 kids, I think they all take care of themselves (the older ones take over) and heck, in that show they were building their own house and making their own clothes. These guys are a self sufficient manufacturing unit.
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post #20 of 24
12/23/08 at 4:50pm
You can't have that many good kids. It's just odds, man. I'm wagering kid #4 and kid #7 do somethng REAL bad before they hit 25.

So has anyone actually SEEN the show for more than 30 seconds? Have the older siblings been given the job of becoming Parent C & D? Are they allowed to move out? Or are they some sort of mob that won't let anyone escape.

I'm having People Under the Stairs shit going on in my head right now. I just can't fathom how any of that would work without one of them ending up a serial killer. One or more of those kids is going to blame Mom & Dad for not giving enough to them.
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post #21 of 24
12/23/08 at 4:52pm
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Originally Posted by Mr. Fabulous View Post
What I would like to know is what that guy does for a living. How much bank is he pulling down annually?
I think he's a politician. And a GOP one at that. If I'm remembering right, there's your bankroll.
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post #22 of 24
12/23/08 at 4:55pm
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I think he's a politician. And a GOP one at that. If I'm remembering right, there's your bankroll.
Ok, fair enough, so when he's out being all political and shit, to my knowledge, that ain't a 9-5 job so he's probably pulling 11 hour days.
Maybe 12?

I have too many questions. I think I need to watch this fucking show. I don't want to, but man, this shit needs 'splainin'.

I don't believe in telling people how to conduct their lives or whatever, but I have a hard time swallowing somehting like this. Maybe I'm jealous that i can't have gaggle of kids. Maybe I'm jealous I can't afford it. Maybe I'm jealous that I don't master time and space to enable all my kids to have equal hang out time with Pops.
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post #23 of 24
12/23/08 at 5:27pm
He was a politician. The guy sells real estate.
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post #24 of 24
12/29/08 at 1:19am
This thread needs to be updated every 9 to 11 months.
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