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SLEEPER CELL SANTA CLAUS, the new holiday standard from The Lucky Nightsticks!

post #1 of 5
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MP3 FILE

SLEEPER CELL SANTA CLAUS
drums/vocals - Nick, guitar/bass - Steve

Walking through the mall
I got a bad, bad feeling
Bleeding from the scalp, kids are running away
From the jolly bearded mannequin of Yuletide hate

Sure enough, it's the Sleeper Cell Santa Claus

What a prick
What a shitty birthday preset for Jesus Christ
I said Jesus Christ
Now can we get some play on Christian radio?


I got a bad, bad feeling

Sure enough, it's the Sleeper Cell Santa Claus

What a prick
Why's an alien on that sleigh?
I used dig the holidays but now he's kicking my ass
How am I supposed to shop with aliens wearing phony beards?
post #2 of 5
Fantastic. Favorite of the bunch. All of these holiday songs are great.
post #3 of 5
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Thank you. This is my favorite... SO FAR.
post #4 of 5
This is also my favorite, mainly because John is nowhere to be found.
post #5 of 5
If anyone ever wants to get me to smile non-stop for two minutes and fifty seconds while dancing like Randy Savage after a fuel-air bomb has exploded in his hair they only need to play Sleeper Cell Santa Claus where I can hear it.
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