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post #51 of 265
Toddler Fuck Machine. Something something Chris Hansen.
post #52 of 265
One of the best band names I have ever heard of was from and actual band. I don't think they lasted that long but they were called Photo By Husband.

My fake band is going to be a Johnny Thunders cum L.A. Guns via Junk records-esque band called FAG.
post #53 of 265
Thread Starter 
Why not have a band called "This space for Rent"?
post #54 of 265
I'd love to be in a scum punk band called Anencephaly, just so I can gleefully take part in fucking up the day of anyone that googles us looking for shows.
post #55 of 265
Lots of bands have tried to build a following, or at least bring a crowd by calling themselves "Free Beer". It usually ends badly.
post #56 of 265
Here's one Hi 5, only it'll be rendered as HI V.
post #57 of 265
Actual name of a local band:

Lassie The Cat
post #58 of 265
Marvin Dangle and the All Nite Lovers
post #59 of 265
My band is an '80s power metal outfit called Perilyzed.
post #60 of 265
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Originally Posted by EdHocken View Post
Oh and a CHUD exclusive

Ted Levine and Vending Machine
A lot of CHUDcast episode titles would be delightful band names.

Night of the Kwapis
The Rise of Shify Peterson
Robert Englund's Chauffeur
post #61 of 265
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Originally Posted by BubWilliams View Post
Here's one Hi 5, only it'll be rendered as HI V.
Maybe change it to The High V and I'm on board
post #62 of 265
Real bands:

Roomfull of Jimmys - the guys realized soon after getting together that they all did bad Jimmy Stewart impersonations and just went with it.

The Juice Looseners - jam band. They spent a lot of time high. Beyond that, who the hell knows?

My fake band:

Poop DuJour
post #63 of 265
GOITER
with opening acts THE CALIFORNIA TEST and JERSEY BARRIER.
post #64 of 265
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Originally Posted by JacknifeJohnny View Post
I'd love to be in a scum punk band called Anencephaly, just so I can gleefully take part in fucking up the day of anyone that googles us looking for shows.
You are a bastard.

Bastard.
post #65 of 265
well I guess they're fake bands right now cause we've not really played much

But my main band is called BattleFetus

and my other band is 'AHNULD! and the True Lies' we're an Arnold-core band, hardcore music with all the lyrics sung in an Arnold Schwarzenegger voice, mostly random movie quotes though, cause those are the easiest to do. Trying to make an EP with this band eventually
post #66 of 265
I'm kind of partial to "Gargamel and the DeathSmurf's."
post #67 of 265
Thread Starter 
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Originally Posted by El_Kurgan View Post
and my other band is 'AHNULD! and the True Lies' we're an Arnold-core band, hardcore music with all the lyrics sung in an Arnold Schwarzenegger voice, mostly random movie quotes though, cause those are the easiest to do. Trying to make an EP with this band eventually
Please tell me the song list would be this:

1. GET DOWN!
2. GET TO THE CHOPPAH!
3. Come with me if you want to live
4. Who is your daddy and what does he do?
5. It's not a tumor!
6. I'm Detective John Kimble!
7. I'm a cop you idiot!
8. I'll be back
9. Hasta La Vista, Baby!

and so on.
post #68 of 265
A friend of mine is in a punk band called The Kiddie-Fiddlers. Their first album is called "Fiddlers on the Roof"
post #69 of 265
The Bumpus Hounds
post #70 of 265
Auschwitz Camp Counselors.
post #71 of 265
Quote:
Originally Posted by El_Kurgan View Post
= 'AHNULD! and the True Lies' we're an Arnold-core band, hardcore music with all the lyrics sung in an Arnold Schwarzenegger voice, mostly random movie quotes though, cause those are the easiest to do. Trying to make an EP with this band eventually
Eh, it's been done.
post #72 of 265
A few years ago I got radio play with several of my songs on the local university radio station releasing completely self-recorded songs under the names Muscular Beaver and Love Slaves Of The Amazons. The songs sounded like full bands playing them even though I recorded all the parts so I put them out under names that sounded like bands. Fake bands, real music.


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Originally Posted by Chavez View Post
Holy shit, there are more than one of these bands? That's super news.

ArnoCorps
post #73 of 265
Minor Dickens.
post #74 of 265
Chick-fil-Atio

Well, actually that's the name of my weekly trivia team at a local bar, but I always thought it'd be a good band name.

I also like Pep Streebeck & The Dragnets.
post #75 of 265
Two Girls One Finger Drum Kit
post #76 of 265
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Originally Posted by scott_nappo View Post
Two Girls One Finger Drum Kit
That's just nasty.
post #77 of 265
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Originally Posted by Quarant View Post
A friend of mine is in a punk band called The Kiddie-Fiddlers. Their first album is called "Fiddlers on the Roof"
Stellar? You decide.
post #78 of 265
Quote:
Originally Posted by EdHocken View Post
Please tell me the song list would be this:

1. GET DOWN!
2. GET TO THE CHOPPAH!
3. Come with me if you want to live
4. Who is your daddy and what does he do?
5. It's not a tumor!
6. I'm Detective John Kimble!
7. I'm a cop you idiot!
8. I'll be back
9. Hasta La Vista, Baby!

and so on.
AND that the follow-up album's title would involve getting oneself to Mars!
post #79 of 265
Orphans for Abortions
post #80 of 265
A few years ago a friend of mine & I were talking about starting a band that played nothing but '80s-style monster ballads & calling it Sweet Secretions. Didn't happen.
post #81 of 265
Yeah it's unoriginal I know...but my Rock Band 2 band is The Royal Canadian Air Farce, and then my friends and I have a 2nd band that probably nobody would understand, as the name is an inside joke that only my friends and I would really get...it's called Butt Chug Allstars.
post #82 of 265
Quote:
Originally Posted by EdHocken View Post
Please tell me the song list would be this:

1. GET DOWN!
2. GET TO THE CHOPPAH!
3. Come with me if you want to live
4. Who is your daddy and what does he do?
5. It's not a tumor!
6. I'm Detective John Kimble!
7. I'm a cop you idiot!
8. I'll be back
9. Hasta La Vista, Baby!

and so on.
Buddy of mine wanted to start a band called 'What's Got Billy So Spooked?'

In the playlist were songs like 'You're Ghosting Us, Motherfucker' and 'Sexual Tyrannosaurus (Just Like Me)'.
post #83 of 265
Here are two fake bands, along with their fake frontmen.


all of these names came to me in dream/halucinatory states, so they come from the deepest part of my mind, through the internet, straight to you!: ) enjoy!


Electric Cartouche
Lead Guitar: Jahay Mason Baze (pronounced yah-hey mason baze--like daze)

Provolone Atom Bomb
Lead Vocals: Johan Sebastian Agrocrag
post #84 of 265
PEPPERMINT POX



Came up with that one about 2 minutes after I woke up this morning. My mind works in mysterious ways
post #85 of 265
Electrified Fooling Machine

Guillermo Monsoon Y Los Americanos Estupidos

Belch N' Waffles
post #86 of 265
STRAWBERRY MORPHINE DRIP was the other one I came up with, but I feel like my real triumph this morning was Peppermint Pox
post #87 of 265
We used to go through the newspaper and pull bits of headlines that would make good band names. Just pulled these from the World News page on CNN:

Gladiator Cemetery
Middle East Bishops
Van Der Sloot Remains Jailed
Poisoned Nigerians
post #88 of 265
1. The Jack-Booted Actuaries.

2. Toots Mahootie and the Buck Forty Nine Band
post #89 of 265
The two I use for Rock Band:

Gizmo and the Gremlins

The FAQs
post #90 of 265
Probably been used:

Mendoza!

Zuul or Züül

From the recent fashion/dressing like an adult thread:

Canadian Tuxedo

which reminds me of:

Canadian Girlfriend

And why not:

CHUD
post #91 of 265
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Originally Posted by Nardo View Post
Canadian Tuxedo
Allow me to add that: Denim Dan and the Canadian Tuxedo's.
post #92 of 265
Dead as Dillinger
Awkward Classroom Erection
post #93 of 265
One of my friends thought of a pretty funny one that's just so wrong.

Uncle, Daddy and the Family Secret.
post #94 of 265
Take out the comma and it's even better.
post #95 of 265
Hitting up CNN's US news page:

Stillborn Birth Certificates
Deadbeat Parents
Hit By Lightning Again
Media Literacy Question
Lesbians' Kids
post #96 of 265
Shinebox feat. Billy Batts
post #97 of 265
Has there ever been a band called Fishin' with Fredo? I always thought that woudl be a good name.

Then again, the short time I was in a band, my ideas were always getting shot down. No love for Wheelie Poppin' Maniacs whatsoever.
post #98 of 265
If you want to have a longer band name (more than two words) make sure the acronym rolls off the tongue. My two bands are Surprise Big Yawn and Y Tu Papa?, both (SBY & YTP) examples of great sounding acronyms.
post #99 of 265
Crotch Rot & The Boogie Brigade
post #100 of 265
I was always partial to having a band called Tang Don't Smoke. And if you get that reference, God Bless.
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