MP3 FILE
The Menorah is a Weapon
drums - John, vocals - Nick, guitar, bass - Steve
Once upon a time we were golden
now we're bent over Santa's sled
Civilization has the realization
that dude is fucked in the head
Now we've got to figure out
how to make amends with the dudes who don't celebrate
that fat motherfucker from the nebula
who'd have thought that Santa was an alien
Once upon a time Christians made fun
of the funky rituals that other dudes did
but that fat bearded spaceman needs an ass kicking
what a weird way to unify the world
The Menorah is a Weapon
drums - John, vocals - Nick, guitar, bass - Steve
Once upon a time we were golden
now we're bent over Santa's sled
Civilization has the realization
that dude is fucked in the head
Now we've got to figure out
how to make amends with the dudes who don't celebrate
that fat motherfucker from the nebula
who'd have thought that Santa was an alien
Once upon a time Christians made fun
of the funky rituals that other dudes did
but that fat bearded spaceman needs an ass kicking
what a weird way to unify the world
