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post #1 of 88
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You deserve it!


Here's hoping all you shitheels have a great holiday season.
post #2 of 88
Happiest of holidays to all you Chewers - hope you all get lots of loot this year.

Special shout-outs, noogies, and Jingle Bells to the NY/NJ posse - Iggy, Alex, Jcassady, Doc Happenin, Lisa, Diva, Shadows, etc., my fellow Time Lord EdHocken, and the ever effervescent Darkmite.
Thanks for another great year on the boards, yo!
post #3 of 88
Happy Christmas to all.
post #4 of 88
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Originally Posted by Timothy225 View Post
Happiest of holidays to all you Chewers - hope you all get lots of loot this year.

Special shout-outs, noogies, and Jingle Bells to the NY/NJ posse - Iggy, Alex, Jcassady, Doc Happenin, Lisa, Diva, Shadows, etc., my fellow Time Lord EdHocken, and the ever effervescent Darkmite.
Thanks for another great year on the boards, yo!
What he said. Have a Merry and a Happy, all. Special thanks are due our patron, the Almighty Nick, the Founder of the Feast, for creating and running this special playground for us to frolic in. I tip my nog to you, sir!
post #5 of 88
Feliz Navidad a todos! It has been a great year at the boards.
post #6 of 88
I sincerely hope you all have a great time this holiday season.
Let's also hope for a better 2009.
post #7 of 88
Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays, and a Happy New Year to all who work, and post on CHUD.COM.
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Merry Christmas everybody!
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post #10 of 88
Merry Christmas to everyone not on my ignore list and special greetings to Eric, Justin, Nate, Xagrath, the Gregs, Bees, Trejo and Phil.
post #11 of 88
Happy Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, Happy Kwanzaa, Happy Festivus, Happy Holidays.

Here's some lutefisk for all of you to share and enjoy:
post #12 of 88
Merry Christmas everyone. And now the annual tradition for all single folk, jews and non-religious on this holiday: Going to the movies and finding a restaurant that's open.
post #13 of 88
Festivus for the rest of us!!!
post #14 of 88
I ask, where the hell is my yarmaclaus?

post #15 of 88
To all you miserable bastards I know and love, have a Merry Christmas, a Happy Hanukkah, a Kwazy Kwanzaa, and a solemn and dignified Ramadan.

Stay safe and happy, everyone.
post #16 of 88


It's good to be the King... of Jing-a-ling.

May you all get that DVD boxset you can't otherwise afford in your stockings this year!
post #17 of 88
Happy Chrismakwanzaahanukkus Day, fuckers. I hope you all have the happiest of holidays, and a wonderful new year.
post #18 of 88
Happy Holidays, everyone. Hope everyone enjoys themselves doing whatever it is you chose to do or your religion dictates for you.

Special shouts to the staff, Phil, Iggy (went with cigarbid and bought Onyx Torpedos*), Tati, Nooj, Jake, Spike, Brendan, Kimbell, The ZooeyB's, and Rath.



*Went over well. Thanks for helping me kiss the bosses ass!
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post #20 of 88
Merry Christmas to all. Remember the golden rule: Christmas is like all holidays, the more you drink the better it will be. This rule takes on extra significance when family is around.

And I hope Duke Fleed gets that life-size Shogun Warrior he's wanted since he was just a wee lad.
post #21 of 88
Is it really been a year since the Christmas Miracle that took Duke Fleed from deep red reputation to green? Was that you Clark that made that mistake?
He's behaved a lot more this year. He even made a couple of good puns (out of thousands of bad ones).
post #22 of 88
Hahaha, suckers! Enjoy celebrating the birth of your non-existent god!

I'm kidding, partly. Heh. Merry Christmas, Happy blah blah.
post #23 of 88
Happy non-denominational winter festivities to everyone.
post #24 of 88
Fuck all of you. I hope you get dead animals in your stockings.








(lol merry holidays)
post #25 of 88
As I said in the Thanksgiving thread:

- If you're stuck with family members/in-laws that you don't like: may the time pass quickly and without violence.
- If you're going to drive anywhere: may the traffic be going with you, not against you.
- If you're going to fly anywhere: may your luggage arrive at the same destination as you.
- If you're stuck at work: may you be able to play Desktop Tower Defense instead of actually work...and earn time and a half in the process.

Me, I'm going on vacation down to Mexico for a week starting Sunday. You guys can freeze your asses of on New Years; I'll be on my 8th Margarita down on Cozumel celebrating the arrival of 2009.
post #26 of 88
I hope everyone drinks responsibly, and has the time to spend with their loved ones. Enjoy, and Merry Christmas!
post #27 of 88
Best Christmas special ever, man.

I love Gary Hoey. And scantily clad web hos.

Merry Week-of-Christmas-and-other-holidays, folks. Stay warm.
post #28 of 88
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- If you're stuck with family members/in-laws that you don't like: may the time pass quickly and without violence.
Too late. A friend of mine is already dying to push his wheelchair-bound father in law into the pool.
post #29 of 88
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Too late. A friend of mine is already dying to push his wheelchair-bound father in law into the pool.
A coworker is in the same boat. He's going to have 17 relatives over to his house on Christmas, some of whom are actually staying in his house. He may spend most of 2009 in prison, from what it sounds like.
post #30 of 88
Well, there goes Mr. Fabulous getting me fired for the holidays.
post #31 of 88
FAbulous, really. Stop being such a retard.
post #32 of 88
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Originally Posted by Tati View Post
Is it really been a year since the Christmas Miracle that took Duke Fleed from deep red reputation to green? Was that you Clark that made that mistake?
He's behaved a lot more this year. He even made a couple of good puns (out of thousands of bad ones).
Yeah, that was me. I still go back and forth as to whether this was a good idea or not, but with the spirit of the holiday and all that shit, I'm on the positive side of the fence today.

Fleed is just all right with me.
post #33 of 88
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Well, there goes Mr. Fabulous getting me fired for the holidays.
It showed up as an X earlier, now I'm afraid to page up. Really, man...if your picture is what it sounds like it is, remove it. That belongs in threads that are labeled NSFW. Use your head.
post #34 of 88
Seriously, this is the first time in years I'm actually looking forward to the holidays. But only because it means that this damn disaster of a shitcake year is ending.
post #35 of 88
I don't need to name names; y'all are my strenf.

Nobody do anything stupid. Stay warm and safe and feelin' good.
post #36 of 88
You guys are the best. Merry Christmas.
post #37 of 88
I made this last year to spread to my friends on Myspace like a virus, might as well give it some more use...

post #38 of 88
Nexus, that's fantastic. Thank you.
post #39 of 88
Thanks man. I don't know why I even bothered animating it, I got really lazy with the snow.
post #40 of 88
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I don't know why I even bothered animating it...
To cause siezures with the blinking/alternating complimentary colored text?

I think Tiny Tim just swallowed his tongue.

I kid.
post #41 of 88
That's what the lil' fucker gets! Bah humbug!
post #42 of 88
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That's what the lil' fucker gets! Bah humbug!
Serves him right for being all crippled and shit.

God bless us, everyone.
post #43 of 88
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You deserve it!


Here's hoping all you shitheels have a great holiday season.
Holy shit, is that Andy Devine playing Santa?
post #44 of 88
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Originally Posted by Tati View Post
FAbulous, really. Stop being such a retard.

Merry Christmas and Go Fuck Yeself.
post #45 of 88
Santa says Merry Christmas...and fuck Prop 8.

post #46 of 88
Hope all your Merry Ho Ho Days are great success! Naming names for extra-special wishes doesn't seem right when I'd have to make a page-scrolling list to include all the awesome people around here, but you guys (and gals) know who you are!

Oh, and watch out for Santa Clause, turns out he's an extraterrestrial space alien from beyond the moon!

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SO. MUCH. REP.
post #48 of 88


Happy Holidays



Do what he says...
post #49 of 88
If there ever was a Santa to put on the side of your van. That would be it.
post #50 of 88
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Fuck Billy Bob Thornton, THAT'S a Bad Santa.
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