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post #1 of 36
12/23/08 at 1:02pm
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I'll take a case please.

I saw this on my big TV and could only look away after my wife threw something at me.
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post #2 of 36
12/23/08 at 1:08pm
Related videos!

David Lynch directs a perfume ad
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post #3 of 36
12/23/08 at 1:39pm
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They show it every time down here. One of the first times I was pissed due an ad was ending.
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post #4 of 36
12/23/08 at 1:41pm
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Originally Posted by DARKMITE8 View Post
I'll take a case please.

I saw this on my big TV and could only look away after my wife threw something at me.
Why do these things happen? My car doesn't blow its transmition whenever I gawk at a Ferrari driving by.

This post was brought to you by the Objectification Of Women Appreciation Society.
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post #5 of 36
12/23/08 at 1:41pm
Yeah, i've been seeing that ad for a year at least.
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post #6 of 36
12/23/08 at 1:58pm
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Yeah, i've been seeing that ad for a year at least.
That's what my wife said when I asked "IS THAT ... NEW???"

I guess that's what happens when you spend your TV time with DVDs instead of network television, or watch most of your shows on the PC.
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post #7 of 36
12/23/08 at 2:03pm
Sorta kinda on subject, I got real Sex Panther cologne in my BNAT goodie bag. It actually doesn't smell like a used diaper full of Indian food.
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post #8 of 36
12/23/08 at 2:07pm
What else was on that bag? I couldn't find an exact description!
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post #9 of 36
12/23/08 at 4:48pm
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Originally Posted by Alan "Nordling" Cerny View Post
Sorta kinda on subject, I got real Sex Panther cologne in my BNAT goodie bag. It actually doesn't smell like a used diaper full of Indian food.
But does it smell like Bigfoot's dick?
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post #10 of 36
12/23/08 at 4:50pm
Am I the only guy who finds Charlize Theron exceptionally unsexy?
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post #11 of 36
12/23/08 at 5:27pm
Possibly. Exceptionally?? I get hard thinking about how she watched her mom kill her dad as a teenager. That kind of trauma creates sex freaks.
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post #12 of 36
12/23/08 at 6:02pm
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I get hard thinking about how she watched her mom kill her dad as a teenager.
Whoa ...
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post #13 of 36
12/23/08 at 6:09pm
Freaky in the head, freaky in the bed, El Cap, amirite? High five!
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post #14 of 36
12/23/08 at 6:16pm
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Am I the only guy who finds Charlize Theron exceptionally unsexy?
No. I find her fairly bland and just not head-turning. I like this ad, but I'm a sucker for outfits that work the boobs like that. Otherwise, she's "meh."
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post #15 of 36
12/23/08 at 8:10pm
I liked her looks in The Devil's Advocate. Other than that, she's like eight feet tall and I don't know what I would do with that much woman.
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post #16 of 36
12/23/08 at 8:14pm
She's very pretty, but she's really tall and I'm not too fond of that.
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post #17 of 36
12/23/08 at 8:16pm
What's wrong with tall girls?
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post #18 of 36
12/23/08 at 8:21pm
Well, I'm short. That's my problem.
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post #19 of 36
12/23/08 at 8:33pm
Tom Cruise knows your pain.
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post #20 of 36
12/23/08 at 8:37pm
That's why I stick with mexican girls, they're never taller then me.
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post #21 of 36
12/23/08 at 8:59pm
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Originally Posted by Feral Akodon View Post
They show it every time down here. One of the first times I was pissed due an ad was ending.
It felt like was played during every single commercial break of The Today Show this morning.
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post #22 of 36
12/23/08 at 10:38pm
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(Most) Girls are all the same height, laying face down.

No love for the Charlize/Hatcher cat-fight from 2 DAYS IN THE VALLEY?
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post #23 of 36
12/23/08 at 10:41pm
Theron is hot, if often a little cold, in most films. However, she is completely adorable as Michael's "mentally-challenged" girlfriend on Arrested Development. That was the first time I really saw her appeal.
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post #24 of 36
12/23/08 at 11:02pm
She's got a bit of lizard in her.
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post #25 of 36
12/24/08 at 12:02am
What the fuck was with that Gucci ad by David Lynch? Did he just turn into a big surrealist whore?
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post #26 of 36
12/25/08 at 4:56am
Charlize's dress in that commercial is just...WOW.

I've been noticing that a lot more celebs are endorsing stank-ass perfumes in overblown commercials. The Nicole Kidman commerical, while gorgeous, drew huge laughs when I saw it played in a theater before the trailers started. The Keira Knightley one is nice but her nonexistent body in that red dress creeps me out. But the most laughable one is probably this Britney ad. Every time I see that "Magic Love Arrow", I lose it laughing.
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post #27 of 36
12/25/08 at 8:56am
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Am I the only guy who finds Charlize Theron exceptionally unsexy?
Nup.

...and I have this whacky notion of being disappointed in famous celebrities that do ads too.

Unless you;re about to declare bankruptcy, what the FUCK do you need with more money when you're already getting paud such obscene amounts to do what you do anyway?
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post #28 of 36
12/25/08 at 4:26pm
I must confess I never really got the anti-celebs making ads thing. I figured it was always part of their job more or less. A lot of actors appear in commercial's when they are first starting out, struggling to get by, so it must be kinda awesome to get a fuck ton of money for a few days work. Shit I'd shoot the shit out of a perfume commercial for the kinda money they are flinging around on these things in a hummingbirds heartbeat!
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post #29 of 36
12/25/08 at 4:34pm
Charlize was sued a while back. She did some ads for a watch company, and was spotted wearing a different brand of watch in public. When your paid millions of dollars to endorse a product, you got to watch your shit.

http://www.observer.com/2008/style/charlize
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post #30 of 36
12/25/08 at 5:15pm
If I were famous, I'd do an ad for a product if it was a cool product that I would use in my own personal time. I'd endorse Guinness for sure.
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post #31 of 36
12/26/08 at 11:37am
That's hardly the first time Lynch has done advertising (As I remember, he basically gets to make anything he likes, and sees it as a chance to do random short films), but compared to the others he's produced it's kind of conventional.
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post #32 of 36
12/26/08 at 12:07pm
I kept expecting a midget to start dancing and singing 'Heart of Glass' backwards in that commercial...
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post #33 of 36
12/26/08 at 12:20pm
I just found four commericals that Lynch did for a Japanese coffee company which are set in Twin Peaks and has Cooper rescuing some Japanese girl from the Black Lodge.
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post #34 of 36
12/28/08 at 11:52pm
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Other than that, she's like eight feet tall and I don't know what I would do with that much woman.
Pitons, a little Alpen hat, and a smile should get you where you need to go.

The shot of her backside in Cider House Rules is the kind of thing not long forgotten.
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post #35 of 36
12/29/08 at 8:41am
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Holy shit, I knew there was something odd about that advert. It keeps cropping up a lot here.
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post #36 of 36
12/31/08 at 4:40pm
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Theron is hot, if often a little cold, in most films. However, she is completely adorable as Michael's "mentally-challenged" girlfriend on Arrested Development. That was the first time I really saw her appeal.
Yup, that's probably the first time I found her appealing beyond her looks.
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