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post #51 of 85
I've grown to love the dramatic tension of reading........... A fleed post.
post #52 of 85
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Originally Posted by Barkatthemoon View Post
Get's the most mileage out of their period key:........... duke fleed.
Honorable Mention: EdHocken
post #53 of 85
Best Foreigner: Martin Savage.

Even though it should be "Sauvage".

Category I'll throw in the mix:

Worst Signature.
post #54 of 85
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Originally Posted by Litmus Configuration View Post
Least Missed Poster:
GETAIDSNOW
post #55 of 85
Thread Starter 
He's still here, he just has a new name, I think.
post #56 of 85
Yeah, just found out he's I'M ALIVE.
post #57 of 85
The Raging Bull Most Abuse Taken: Definitely Devin... The amount of shit he takes both here and in the talkbacks is enough to make a dead man weep.

Best Avatar: Moltisanti

Stupidest and Most Pointless Feud:
Spike Marshall Vs. The B-Action Thread (Would nominate Spike for "Most Judgemental Poster" but I don't know him and it's wrong to infer an actual characteristic of who he is or judge him as a person based on just his message board posts - he might actually be a great guy.)

Best Blogger: Sam Strange

Best Blog Post:
Dre's Peckinpah Batman fanfic.

Stupidest single sentence posted in 2008:
Me. "Bad movies are sometimes liked by good people." Which, I believe, someone rightfully sigged to put me in my place.
post #58 of 85
Category: Best Poster who Defriended Me on Facebook in 2008

Winner:
Werewolf Girl
post #59 of 85
Congrats, you've earned it.
post #60 of 85
Most likely to become the highest paid screenwriter in the history of Hollywood: mcclane_98
post #61 of 85
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Originally Posted by wadew1 View Post
Most likely to become the highest paid screenwriter in the history of Hollywood: mcclane_98
that's sad.

Best blogger:

post #62 of 85
I think I sprouted a tumor during that.

*Falls on the floor and violently seizes*
post #63 of 85
I think there needs to be a myers87 award for best unsolicited but ultimately hilarious fanart/fiction.
post #64 of 85
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Originally Posted by James Kimbell View Post
Honorable Mention: EdHocken
What? The?
post #65 of 85
Not to leave out any of you fine Chewers, but Jonathan Banks deserves to go to the Chewer Pro Bowl. Never fails to entertain and or educate.
post #66 of 85
Best Avatar Change should go to Devin. I don't know what it is, but without the big red glaring thing, he seems like such a puppy dog now. I'm sure I can now go fuck myself.
post #67 of 85
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Originally Posted by James Kimbell View Post
Nominations: El Capitan America, Overlord, Bees?!, and yt
Thanks for the shout-out. My L.A. Confidential post today will fill my quota for a while.
post #68 of 85
Most Unflappable - DaveB. Seriously, try to fight with him about something. It's just not possible, as your every attack will remind him of some obscure bit of philosophical musing or musical trivia that will be much more interesting than insulting you.

Most Flappable
- Devin. Try not to fight with him. You'd think it'd be as easy as just agreeing with him, but he's too wily for that.

Most Fappable
- Diva. Always comes through with the latest in nudie links. Not that I've ever clicked on them or anything, but one hears things...
post #69 of 85
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Originally Posted by Overlord View Post
Thanks for the shout-out. My L.A. Confidential post today will fill my quota for a while.
Hey, I like you. It's just that the combination of video games and politics made me think of you for this category. Clearly El Capitan is the one who "wins" the honor.
post #70 of 85
Most nominating - James Kimbell.
post #71 of 85
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Originally Posted by James Kimbell View Post
Hey, I like you. It's just that the combination of video games and politics made me think of you for this category. Clearly El Capitan is the one who "wins" the honor.
You flatter me, I thought yt was giving me though competition in this category.
post #72 of 85
Two awards I think should be added to the list:

Best genre specialist (perhaps with sub categories, such as horror, sci fi, (B) action, maybe western, and any more I've forgotten)

And the CHUD Lifetime Achievement Award, which unquestionably goes to Werbal Kint (even if he accepts it in absentia or posthumously or whatever) for the genius that was "Crisis on Infinite CHUD Boards".

I didn't see anything limiting this to just the message boards, so I wonder how the Academy feels about including stuff related to the main page? Like maybe:

Best Article
Best Review(er)
Favorite Admin

As for MVP, Phil's a great call, but I'd nominate DaveB. I feel like I learn something from a lot of his posts. Bow to the monolith-like wisdom. You know you want to.
post #73 of 85
Iggy's only saying that so that somebody will nominate him for best horror specialist. Which I will.

If we're going to throw Macca's name out for most unfairly abused (and in retrospect, I sort of agree with Phil's point, even I still don't entirely 'like' the guy), we need to balance that out with giving his eyesore-never-funny-went-on-for-months Dark Knight signature worst sig.
post #74 of 85
I second the Iggy horror nom.
post #75 of 85
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Originally Posted by James Kimbell View Post
Category: Best Poster who Defriended Me on Facebook in 2008

Winner:
Werewolf Girl
Hey hey, me too! She probably did the Facebook friend-purge that I do every so often to rid myself of those people who keep sending me those obnoxious app invites.
post #76 of 85
The question that needs to be asked, is, what do they win?
post #77 of 85
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Originally Posted by Dragon Ma View Post
The question that needs to be asked, is, what do they win?
Clear boxes of rep. Or a cameo in the next Grizzly Park movie. Their choice really.
post #78 of 85
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Originally Posted by BubWilliams View Post
I second the Iggy horror nom.
Thirded. Iggy's a walking encyclopedia of all things eerie, and I'd definitely want either him or Alex watching my back when the zombies attack.
post #79 of 85
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Originally Posted by Schwartz View Post
Most Fappable[/B] - Diva. Always comes through with the latest in nudie links. Not that I've ever clicked on them or anything, but one hears things...
My ass thanks you!
post #80 of 85
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Originally Posted by James Kimbell View Post
Hey, I like you. It's just that the combination of video games and politics made me think of you for this category. Clearly El Capitan is the one who "wins" the honor.
I don't even bother with politics - video games all the way baby, yeah!

I guess I do post enough on Eastwood to warrant missing out this year though.
post #81 of 85
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Originally Posted by BubWilliams View Post
I second the Iggy horror nom.
That award should be called "The Riviello" or perhaps 'Rivie" if you feel that way.
post #82 of 85
for best joke, I have to nominate Nick, because the joke I'm referring to added a new word to the world's lexicon.

In the misc culture thread about the Canadian bus beheadings, Nick was talking about how polite the Canadians would be about the whole thing, and one of them would tell the attacker:

"Hey there, uh ya got a little neckmeat there on your shoe".

Neckmeat has become one of my favorite words ever.
post #83 of 85
What a fucked up thing that was... Still can't believe it.
post #84 of 85
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Originally Posted by RathBandu View Post
Iggy's only saying that so that somebody will nominate him for best horror specialist. Which I will.
Drat! Am I that transparent? But seriously, thanks for the nomination. Bub & Tim too.
Seeing as Alex is still here, & therefore probably eligible for the horror specialist award, I think maybe we should call this award "The Rotten" or the "Butane" or something, in memorium of those that came before. He'd get my nomination, no matter what it's called.

I thought about this some more, and I'd nominate Tim225 for funniest poster. His story about the Great Adventure baboon attack alone should win this, but he's a master of the bad pun as well, which I love.
post #85 of 85
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Originally Posted by IggytheBorg View Post
I thought about this some more, and I'd nominate Tim225 for funniest poster. His story about the Great Adventure baboon attack alone should win this, but he's a master of the bad pun as well, which I love.


I think "Bright Eyes" here might disagree, Ig, but thanks!
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