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Ben Gibbard and Zooey Deschanel get engaged

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According to US/People/Sufjan Beat, Death Cab For Cutie's frontman proposed to the She half of She & Him before Christmas and she said yes man (sorry). We're happy for them (sort of!), but look forward to your indie wedding jokes in the comments.
Source: http://stereogum.com/archives/ben-gi...ed_043381.html

Noooooooooooooooo! Zooey, my precious!

Just kidding... congratulations to the happy couple.
post #2 of 34
I can't believe this is Happening.
post #3 of 34
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Originally Posted by Kevin Matchstick View Post
I can't believe this is Happening.
Fucking bravo.
post #4 of 34
I guess she said Yes, Man.
post #5 of 34
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Originally Posted by Kevin Matchstick View Post
I can't believe this is Happening.
Well played sir, well played.

/tips hat
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Originally Posted by Misfit View Post
I guess she said Yes, Man.
You read the original post, right?
post #7 of 34
Goddammit.
post #8 of 34
I bet this improved his sElf esteem!
post #9 of 34
I hope this has a Failure to Launch. Because I have a Gigantic crush on her. Because of All the Real Girls, she's the realest, and I would get in Big Trouble if I accidentally Abandon my meds, get Manic and kill her fiancee. Again, Big Trouble, but maybe we could meet at the Eulogy.

Ooh, but if I killed him, I might get ALMOST FAMOUS.
post #10 of 34
I heard they're going to the San Diego Zooey as part of the honeymoon.
post #11 of 34
Darn it. Dre just splash dove into the buffet table.
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Originally Posted by Big Jim Slade View Post
You read the original post, right?
You gotta spend some time, Will. You gotta spend some time reading.
post #13 of 34
This means next to nothing to me, as every time one of this saucer-eyed albino's movies comes on, I change Deschanel.
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Originally Posted by Schwartz View Post
This means next to nothing to me, as every time one of this saucer-eyed albino's movies comes on, I change Deschanel.
This is your winner, folks. No more calls.
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Originally Posted by James Kimbell View Post
You gotta spend some time, Will. You gotta spend some time reading.
My biggest board pet peeve, and I did it. I was too deep in the Weeds.
post #16 of 34
Or Veronica's Closet.
post #17 of 34
No Bones about it.

Hey, fuck you.
post #18 of 34
Look, Whatever We Do, let's not get mad at each other.
post #19 of 34
I Will Follow You into the Dark, Dre.
post #20 of 34
Just Once. Upon a Mattress. That's all it will take to make sure Gibbard Flakes off.
post #21 of 34
Sweet Friggin' Daisies, all the Manic Raving in this thread just keeps getting funnier and funnier.
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Ben Posseses Zooey's Heart
post #23 of 34
I've long admired Zooey, but it would never have worked. She can do better than me, but I can't do better than her.
post #24 of 34
Still, there's always Alexis Bledel...
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Originally Posted by moovyphreak View Post
Ben Posseses Zooey's Heart
Her Sentimental Heart.
post #26 of 34
The question is: What does he do with it?
post #27 of 34
I've heard word that he popped the question in their apartment after she finally asked "Why do you let me stay here?"

Mind you, that's just what Sarah said.

God, these are fucking terrible. (except for that one about changing Deschanel)
post #28 of 34
Maybe he'll stop whining now.
post #29 of 34
Here's my Message in a Bottle, I hope her dad shoots the wedding video. He's a National Treasure. Just by Being There the wedding will be more magical.

Edited to add: I don't even know why I bothered. Between Dre's verbal rampage and the genius of "changing Deschanel."
post #30 of 34
When soul meets hottie, more like.
post #31 of 34
This thread is the humorous hanky to wipe away the tears of every guy who received this news.
post #32 of 34
Uuhhhh........The Good Girl.......yeah!
post #33 of 34
Feck.
post #34 of 34
Melton wins.
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