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Dane Cook Loses Millions

post #1 of 22
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Cook's older brother, who was also his business-manager, is charged with embezzling millions from the comedian.

http://www.bostonherald.com/business...ome&position=1

Unfortunately, the article doesn't mention whose idea it was to make My Best Friend's Girl which really was a far bigger crime.
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post #3 of 22
Gives you hope for a brighter 2009, doesn't it?
post #4 of 22
Funniest thing about Dane Cook in a long time.
post #5 of 22
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Originally Posted by Devildoubt View Post
Funniest thing about Dane Cook in a long time.
"Embezzle, huh? That's a funny word. Embezzle! HEY! I'M EMBEZZLING! I EMBEZZLED YOU! Heh. Embezzle. SUPERFINGER!"
post #6 of 22
Now he knows how it feels to be stolen from.
post #7 of 22
Karma, if you believe in such a thing, is a bitch.
post #8 of 22
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Originally Posted by Domingo View Post
Now he knows how it feels to be stolen from.
THe ironic thing being that some of the money was spent at Burger King.
post #9 of 22
Cook's brother might just become the greatest humanitarian sent to prison since Nelson Mandela.
post #10 of 22
Louis C.K. Will hopefully be reached for comment.
post #11 of 22
Maybe they can make this incident into a horrible cable tv show with him as star.
post #12 of 22
I can speculate that during the confrontation, the word "Bro" was uttered a world record number of times.
post #13 of 22
Brother of Cook booked for cooking books.
post #14 of 22
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Originally Posted by Moltisanti View Post
Brother of Cook booked for cooking books.
According to Variety, yes.
post #15 of 22
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Originally Posted by Chris Miller View Post
I can speculate that during the confrontation, the word "Bro" was uttered a world record number of times.
Dude . . . seriously.
post #16 of 22
I don't call it embezzling. I call it money laundering adventures.
post #17 of 22
God knows this is going into his act somehow... He's too much an opportunist not to use it.
post #18 of 22
How did this douche ever make a million much less millions?
post #19 of 22
so he'll read news articles concerning his ordeal a la lenny bruce.... does that somehow morph into Nicholas Fehn?
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Originally Posted by Jonathan Banks is my hero View Post
I don't call it embezzling. I call it money laundering adventures.
You've been writing for the guy, haven't you?
post #21 of 22
I'm amazed he didn't steal Dane's girl at the same time.
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Originally Posted by Greg David View Post
You've been writing for the guy, haven't you?
I was, but Carlos Mencia hired me away.
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