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Dane Cook Loses Millions

post #1 of 22
12/31/08 at 2:11pm
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Cook's older brother, who was also his business-manager, is charged with embezzling millions from the comedian.

http://www.bostonherald.com/business...ome&position=1

Unfortunately, the article doesn't mention whose idea it was to make My Best Friend's Girl which really was a far bigger crime.
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post #2 of 22
12/31/08 at 2:33pm
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post #3 of 22
12/31/08 at 2:35pm
Gives you hope for a brighter 2009, doesn't it?
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post #4 of 22
12/31/08 at 2:52pm
Funniest thing about Dane Cook in a long time.
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post #5 of 22
12/31/08 at 3:15pm
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Originally Posted by Devildoubt View Post
Funniest thing about Dane Cook in a long time.
"Embezzle, huh? That's a funny word. Embezzle! HEY! I'M EMBEZZLING! I EMBEZZLED YOU! Heh. Embezzle. SUPERFINGER!"
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post #6 of 22
12/31/08 at 3:25pm
Now he knows how it feels to be stolen from.
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post #7 of 22
12/31/08 at 3:28pm
Karma, if you believe in such a thing, is a bitch.
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post #8 of 22
12/31/08 at 3:29pm
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Originally Posted by Domingo View Post
Now he knows how it feels to be stolen from.
THe ironic thing being that some of the money was spent at Burger King.
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post #9 of 22
12/31/08 at 3:33pm
Cook's brother might just become the greatest humanitarian sent to prison since Nelson Mandela.
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post #10 of 22
12/31/08 at 4:24pm
Louis C.K. Will hopefully be reached for comment.
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post #11 of 22
12/31/08 at 4:37pm
Maybe they can make this incident into a horrible cable tv show with him as star.
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post #12 of 22
12/31/08 at 5:08pm
I can speculate that during the confrontation, the word "Bro" was uttered a world record number of times.
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post #13 of 22
12/31/08 at 6:35pm
Brother of Cook booked for cooking books.
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post #14 of 22
12/31/08 at 6:39pm
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Originally Posted by Moltisanti View Post
Brother of Cook booked for cooking books.
According to Variety, yes.
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post #15 of 22
12/31/08 at 7:07pm
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Originally Posted by Chris Miller View Post
I can speculate that during the confrontation, the word "Bro" was uttered a world record number of times.
Dude . . . seriously.
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post #16 of 22
12/31/08 at 7:10pm
I don't call it embezzling. I call it money laundering adventures.
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post #17 of 22
12/31/08 at 8:14pm
God knows this is going into his act somehow... He's too much an opportunist not to use it.
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post #18 of 22
12/31/08 at 8:44pm
How did this douche ever make a million much less millions?
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post #19 of 22
12/31/08 at 11:08pm
so he'll read news articles concerning his ordeal a la lenny bruce.... does that somehow morph into Nicholas Fehn?
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post #20 of 22
1/1/09 at 12:15am
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Originally Posted by Jonathan Banks is my hero View Post
I don't call it embezzling. I call it money laundering adventures.
You've been writing for the guy, haven't you?
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post #21 of 22
1/1/09 at 1:27am
I'm amazed he didn't steal Dane's girl at the same time.
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post #22 of 22
1/1/09 at 3:04pm
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Originally Posted by Greg David View Post
You've been writing for the guy, haven't you?
I was, but Carlos Mencia hired me away.
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