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post #51 of 127
He's a corpse fucker.
post #52 of 127
I really want to see the short film Fabfunk starred in. According to his Q&A, he "swelled noticably to a surprisingly large weight" before filming. Please tell me this thing's on YouTube.
post #53 of 127
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Originally Posted by Joe LeFors View Post
You know who's a moron? FABFUNK. GOD HOW I HATE HIM.
You mean Kabong?
post #54 of 127
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Originally Posted by DaveB View Post
Isn't it more like the kid who's told he should quiet down, but gets even quieter?
It's bad manners, and it's all based around the idea of "you're not the boss of me" running in conflict with being a douche.
post #55 of 127
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Originally Posted by Soul Ahn Ice View Post
You mean Kabong?
You obviously never post about fabfunk. Have you even been reading this thread?
post #56 of 127
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Originally Posted by Joe LeFors View Post
You know who's a moron? FABFUNK. GOD HOW I HATE HIM.
We could start a thread to discuss? I'm pretty sure he's a movie.
post #57 of 127
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Originally Posted by The LD View Post
We could start a thread to discuss? I'm pretty sure he's a movie.
I'm going to see if Billington reviewed him. I bet he did.
post #58 of 127
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Originally Posted by Soul Ahn Ice View Post
Being relatively new here, I think I speak for many in this forum when I say...who the fuck is Fabfunk?
Straight answer, since that's what you were looking for: He's a former member of the boards who has necrophiliac tendencies, hit on Devin's sister, earned Cronenberg's attention for elaborate attention paid to Viggo's testicles in a review Fabfunk wrote of Eastern Promises, posed for a pretty hilarious picture with Devin, and, when he was banned, came back as KABONG.
post #59 of 127
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Originally Posted by bendrix View Post
Straight answer, since that's what you were looking for: He's a former member of the boards who has necrophiliac tendencies, hit on Devin's sister, earned Cronenberg's attention for elaborate attention paid to Viggo's testicles in a review Fabfunk wrote of Eastern Promises, posed for a pretty hilarious picture with Devin, and, when he was banned, came back as KABONG.
And what problem did he have with slumdog millionaire?
post #60 of 127
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Originally Posted by Soul Ahn Ice View Post
And what problem did he have with slumdog millionaire?
People were responding to Devin's implied accusation that they never posted about movies by referring to their discussion in that forum.
post #61 of 127
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Originally Posted by bendrix View Post
People were responding to Devin's implied accusation that they never posted about movies by referring to their discussion in that forum.
And...who is Devin?
post #62 of 127
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Originally Posted by Soul Ahn Ice View Post
And...who is Devin?
The guy who hates Alex Billington.
post #63 of 127
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Originally Posted by Soul Ahn Ice View Post
And...who is Devin?
I am so being taken for a ride, aren't I?
post #64 of 127
And probably half the people in this thread.
post #65 of 127
Edited cause the joke wasn't all that great to start with.
post #66 of 127
Hey man, don't start comparing me to Fabfunk, that's not cool.
post #67 of 127
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Originally Posted by Soul Ahn Ice View Post
And...who is Devin?
He's the guy with a Dellamorte up his ass.
post #68 of 127
Where is this picture of Devin and Fabfunk? I cannot rest until I see it.
post #69 of 127
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Originally Posted by Jcassady View Post
He's the guy with a Dellamorte up his ass.
Sorry....you lost me. Start over. Who is fabfunk?
post #70 of 127
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Originally Posted by Phil View Post
Just so this thread serves SOME legit purpose (and before it gets to 3 pages), I know people working on The Road, and from everything I've heard from them and elsewhere, the film was headed down its current path way before Fabfunk posted a fucking blog about it.

Y'know, just in case any of you were wondering.

So do I, and he echoed similar sentiments.
post #71 of 127
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Originally Posted by Soul Ahn Ice View Post
Sorry....you lost me. Start over. Who is fabfunk?
I thought you were Fabfunk.
post #72 of 127
I've been convinced for the last half hour Soul is Fabfunk.
post #73 of 127
If posters I basically respect and enjoy keep fighting with Devin, I'm going to end up sitting in the corner, knees hugged too-tightly to my chest, rocking back and forth while humming the music from Requiem for a Dream.

Again.
post #74 of 127
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Originally Posted by Domingo View Post
I've been convinced for the last half hour Soul is Fabfunk.
Look, just cuz you have a problem with Slumdog Millionaire, there's no reason to take it out on me, Kabong.
post #75 of 127
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Originally Posted by MissZooey View Post
I thought you were Fabfunk.
Is this the end of V for Vendetta?

Edit: Should've gone with Spartacus, but I hate movies too much to come up with good references.
post #76 of 127
Thread Starter 
I get why Nick doesn't post around here anymore. This board's gone feral.

I'm also less annoyed that you people don't post in movie threads.
post #77 of 127
I'm Fabfunk?!?! Oh god... So many new feelings... Corpses that need fucking...
post #78 of 127
Thread: R.I.P.
post #79 of 127
Well, great. Now Domingo/Fabfuk/Kabong/whatever his name is can have sex with it.
post #80 of 127
Thread Starter 
Guys, sorry I came to your section of the forums. I'll go back to my end where all the movie stuff happens and we can forget this little incursion in your private realm happened. Sorry!
post #81 of 127
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Originally Posted by devincf View Post
Guys, sorry I came to your section of the forums. I'll go back to my end where all the movie stuff happens and we can forget this little incursion in your private realm happened. Sorry!
We shall never forget the nobility of your efforts to track down and mock an old poster who isn't on these boards any longer. Truly, you were too beautiful and fragile for the feral members of the board.
post #82 of 127
Thread Starter 
Yeah, that's a lot of trolling from you today.
post #83 of 127
I really liked My Winnipeg. Who wants to talk about that?
post #84 of 127
Hey, this thread did some good. It reminded me that I need to defriend Gabe Toro (fabfunk) off FB when I get home. I've been meaning to do that for weeks.
post #85 of 127
It's funny, I was reading those RT forums and laughing at the sad state of what passes for humor over there. Just pages and pages of it. And then I come back here...
post #86 of 127
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Originally Posted by Alan "Nordling" Cerny View Post
Hey, this thread did some good. It reminded me that I need to defriend Gabe Toro (fabfunk) off FB when I get home. I've been meaning to do that for weeks.
I remember this piece of shit trying to add me as a friends for like 5 times. HE CANNOT BE IGNORED.
post #87 of 127
I was hoping this was some sort of rape acquittal thread.
post #88 of 127
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Originally Posted by bendrix View Post
People were responding to Devin's implied accusation that they never posted about movies by referring to their discussion in that forum.
Except that The LD didn't even participate in that discussion, which is a shame, as I would have admired the gag if he had.
post #89 of 127
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Originally Posted by flyarz View Post
Except that The LD didn't even participate in that discussion, which is a shame, as I would have admired the gag if he had.
Well, you're right on the front. On the other hand, it did reflect actual conversation with DaveB, Zooey, and others. The "magical realism" point didn't come out of thin air. I didn't think of it so much as a gag as I did a refutation.
post #90 of 127
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Originally Posted by The LD View Post
Moreover, I greatly respect your opinion when you're not trolling your own place of work. You're the equivalent of a GAP employee who stands outside the store and tells the customers how ugly they are. It kind of sucks, but if it weren't for you, and I mean you specifically for the most part, I wouldn't have sought out any number of great films over the last few years.
And while I'm here, this line of thinking is quite possibly the stupidest on CHUD. I'm sure this will generate a number of variations on "stop sucking Devin's cock," but I'm just generally tired of this sentiment:

"Boy, I really respect your opinion, except when you're outraged about me, or something I like."

I think Devin's a pretty funny and engaging writer. I don't expect everyone to agree. But it's annoying to see people conceal their whining as some of criticism of Devin's critical point-of-view. I suppose one of the reasons I'll read his main page content and board posts is that I detect a similar point-of-view and critical eye in both.

If someone whose opinion I trusted said that I'm an idiot, or that I should reconsider what I'm saying or doing, I'd reflect on that. I wouldn't blindly agree, but I wouldn't immediately shout back either.
post #91 of 127
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Originally Posted by The LD View Post
Well, you're right on the front. On the other hand, it did reflect actual conversation with DaveB, Zooey, and others. The "magical realism" point didn't come out of thin air. I didn't think of it so much as a gag as I did a refutation.
Oh, I never doubted it was real. I figured you know them "IRL" or post on their blog or just PM'd each other. But I don't think you're refuting the point of "you don't talk about movies on the board" by recounting a conversation you had with board members privately.

In fact, I think you're proving the point, as I don't think Devin's arguing that a lot of CHUD members don't watch or like movies. I think he's arguing that people watch movies and like movies, but use CHUD as an outlet for a number of other outlets, interests or conversations.
post #92 of 127
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Originally Posted by flyarz View Post
And while I'm here, this line of thinking is quite possibly the stupidest on CHUD. I'm sure this will generate a number of variations on "stop sucking Devin's cock," but I'm just generally tired of this sentiment:

"Boy, I really respect your opinion, except when you're outraged about me, or something I like."

I think Devin's a pretty funny and engaging writer. I don't expect everyone to agree. But it's annoying to see people conceal their whining as some of criticism of Devin's critical point-of-view. I suppose one of the reasons I'll read his main page content and board posts is that I detect a similar point-of-view and critical eye in both.

If someone whose opinion I trusted said that I'm an idiot, or that I should reconsider what I'm saying or doing, I'd reflect on that. I wouldn't blindly agree, but I wouldn't immediately shout back either.
How do you figure? They're unrelated concepts. Ernest Hemingway had some great perspective on life, that doesn't mean I'd follow his advice on how to treat women.
post #93 of 127
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Originally Posted by flyarz View Post
Oh, I never doubted it was real. I figured you know them "IRL" or post on their blog or just PM'd each other. But I don't think you're refuting the point of "you don't talk about movies on the board" by recounting a conversation you had with board members privately.

In fact, I think you're proving the point, as I don't think Devin's arguing that a lot of CHUD members don't watch or like movies. I think he's arguing that people watch movies and like movies, but use CHUD as an outlet for a number of other outlets, interests or conversations.
That wasn't Devin's point. Maybe I wasn't clear enough that I do talk to them away from the boards, maybe he wasn't clear that he was making his point as it related to the boards...we're both a little vague. But, when I saw the Slumdog thread become a race to say "it was good!", "it was SO good", or "I kind of liked it less than the rest of you", I didn't feel a rush to participate. Sometimes, these threads are a great resource for films (The Fountain and NCFOM spring to mind). Sometimes, they aren't. When they aren't, I'm totally willing to choose a different avenue for my discussion.
post #94 of 127
Some of you guys are redefining what it means to be butthurt.

Also, fabfunk hangs out in CHUD Chat a lot. It's one of the reasons why I stopped going. I could do without the perpetual macho bullshit from him.
post #95 of 127
Thread Starter 
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Originally Posted by The LD View Post
That wasn't Devin's point. Maybe I wasn't clear enough that I do talk to them away from the boards, maybe he wasn't clear that he was making his point as it related to the boards...we're both a little vague. But, when I saw the Slumdog thread become a race to say "it was good!", "it was SO good", or "I kind of liked it less than the rest of you", I didn't feel a rush to participate. Sometimes, these threads are a great resource for films (The Fountain and NCFOM spring to mind). Sometimes, they aren't. When they aren't, I'm totally willing to choose a different avenue for my discussion.
Who gives a shit. You're acting like you're some kind of guy who cares about the quality of this board when you're one of the people killing it by not talking movies here.
post #96 of 127
LD, proving that really, all he wants to talk about is himself.
post #97 of 127
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Originally Posted by RathBandu View Post
Some of you guys are redefining what it means to be butthurt.
Where did the word butthurt come from and can it please go back there? Or just go join assclown in internet word retirement?
post #98 of 127
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Originally Posted by devincf View Post
Who gives a shit. You're acting like you're some kind of guy who cares about the quality of this board when you're one of the people killing it by not talking movies here.
I'm not really able to connect the dots between why I have an obligation to make this place better? It's a resource.
post #99 of 127
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Originally Posted by Andre Dellamorte View Post
LD, proving that really, all he wants to talk about is himself.
Yeah, when I think of self-absorbed narcissists on the board, he's totally the first to come to mind.
post #100 of 127
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Originally Posted by Andre Dellamorte View Post
LD, proving that really, all he wants to talk about is himself.
Don't you have a post to write about how successful you are with women, Dre?
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