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post #51 of 142
3/4/09 at 12:32pm
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Originally Posted by Moltisanti View Post
It was a pretty good lookin' couch.
He took FUCK YO COUCH N***A way too literally.

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Originally Posted by BillyG View Post
This episode would be better if the show had any track record of letting characters go. There's no concern that Christian might actually die, because they always find a way to shoehorn characters back in.
You were right.

The scene with future Wilbur made me laugh.
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post #52 of 142
3/4/09 at 12:53pm
Thread Starter 
Good to see that even in 2025 people will be rocking the fauxhawk. And boy, was that the easiest possible way to not kill Christian. Oops, we swapped your file! Now, Christian obviously is going to ruin Liz or his life next, which will it be?
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post #53 of 142
3/4/09 at 3:16pm
Nip/Tuck had a good run, but I'm out at this point.

A line has to be drawn somewhere. This shit has gotten ridiculous.
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post #54 of 142
3/5/09 at 1:38am
So are they going to find Sean dead on the floor. Yeah, no way they were going to kill Christian. Mixing up the lab results is pretty stupid. If next season is going to be the last one anyone then why not just keep Christian's cancer and have him die slowly. Weak, weak, writing.

Def. need to end this puppy and put it out of its misery.
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post #55 of 142
3/5/09 at 3:29pm
I love it when people say Nip/Tuck is just getting ridiculous NOW. That makes no sense to me.
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post #56 of 142
3/5/09 at 4:00pm
The finale wasn't all that ridiculous, just lame. That's the problem. I was hoping Christian would collapse at the service and immediately be put into cryo-freeze. Thus setting up a final season set in the year 3183.

Now, we're just gonna get a final season where Christian is unhappily married to Liz, will sleep around on her, they'll fight a lot, and Wilbur will just keep stumbling about with a dopey smile on his face.
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post #57 of 142
3/5/09 at 8:33pm
How about if the carver and his sister come back and take out everyone at Troy/McNamara Jason Vorhees style!
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post #58 of 142
3/6/09 at 12:43pm
All of the villains come back and join together to wreak havoc, and the dead ones come back as zombie frankenstein versions controlled by Bobolit who uses alien technology to resurrect them.... they could tie it into scientology too, which is where the alien tech would come from.
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post #59 of 142
3/16/09 at 3:47pm
I'm a few weeks behind on this, but just needed to comment:

I was LOLing to the max when Sean had his photo taken next to the freakishly large penis of that yoga instructor who could suck his own cock. Not only did it provide the outrageous laughs that only Nip/Tuck can, it also combined these laughs with chilling echoes of Abu Graib. A multilayered show.
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post #60 of 142
6/21/09 at 8:18pm
It's been cancelled:

http://www.popeater.com/television/a...anceled/536023
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post #61 of 142
10/20/09 at 2:07am
I saw no new thread on this so I'll post on this one.

The new season began last week and I watched, like many of you, out a sheer, "trainwreck mentality".

The Docs are having financial trouble, Liz is suing Christian for half his worth after he asked her for a divorce, Mario Lopez was brought in to help get the docs with their dwindiling client base, and just when you thought Matt couldn't get anymore fucked up......he now wants to be a professional Mime!! No, I'm not kidding. Plus there was a funny scene with Christian and Liz's lawyer where he'd settle on Christian's terms if he jerked off in front of him in his office. Classic Nip/Tuck. I'm in for the new season.
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post #62 of 142
10/20/09 at 2:12am
I love Mime Matt. Other than that, the best part of the opener was Christian throwing the off-brand yogurt.

"I want my goddamn Yoplait!"
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post #63 of 142
10/20/09 at 3:48am
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Plus there was a funny scene with Christian and Liz's lawyer where he'd settle on Christian's terms if he jerked off in front of him in his office.
LOLOLOLOL. This sentence sums up the beauty of Nip/Tuck. I can't believe that there are people who don't like this show.
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post #64 of 142
10/20/09 at 10:09am
Thread Starter 
I noticed last night that the my DVR got the first episode. I guess I need to get around to it for Mime Matt.
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post #65 of 142
10/20/09 at 10:23am
My favorite part had to be the vaginal rejuvination infomercial, complete with a 3 man jumping high-5 freeze frame.

Biggest WTF was the recasting of Katee Sackhoff's character with Rose McGowan. What!?
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post #66 of 142
10/20/09 at 12:58pm
They could have at least smoothed the transition by having the narrator explain that she had some work done after a motorcycle accident.
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post #67 of 142
10/22/09 at 10:48am
The clusterfuck continues: Sean getting a another girlfriend who gets off to Sean describing the ailments of emergency room patients, Christian being deceived by Kimber in his dick mold operation by using Slater's dick instead, and Sean's fiancee actually being a black widow who will attempt to murder him for his life insurance policy. Poor Christian, he doesn't even have the reputation of his dick anymore.
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post #68 of 142
10/22/09 at 11:27am
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Originally Posted by Paul McCartney View Post
LOLOLOLOL. This sentence sums up the beauty of Nip/Tuck. I can't believe that there are people who don't like this show.
The people who don't like the show remember the first several seasons. Currently, Nip/Tuck is just a pale comparison of its former self. I stopped watching when they promised a revamp of the show once they moved to LA and reneged on that promise.
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post #69 of 142
10/22/09 at 11:38am
The urinal scene with Mario Lopez was funny.

*splash*
"Ooh, it's cold"

The bitches that Sean keeps fucking with make me cringe. How many absolute psychos are these guys going to get involved with? I thought they were going to stop after the Build a Bear lady, where the concept already felt tired after the Carver and organ thieves and Eden and on and on... but it just keeps going. It has to be a joke among the writers.
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post #70 of 142
10/27/09 at 12:46am
Yeah the writers have completely made a mockery of Sean's character. The guy just continues to hook up with bat shit crazy women that play him for a total fool. Although last night they're was a glimmer of hope when he walked out of the E.R. and left the pills on the counter after glancing over at crazy redhead.

I did find the 'Enigma' character quite a character. Had a feeling something bad was going to happen with him and his parents and sure enough he blew em away and himself at the end.
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post #71 of 142
10/29/09 at 2:42am
Primo dry heave from Annie's scalp.
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post #72 of 142
11/2/09 at 1:30pm
Heave x2 for the hair being in her esophagus/stomach...what the fuck. I need to go back and rewatch the episode because I was busy during it, but did catch the killing by leaches at the end.
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post #73 of 142
11/9/09 at 11:57pm
Looks like they're finally about to start getting rid of some characters on our fav. train wreck show. Sean's goldiggin' wife got what was coming to her courtesy of a serial killer woods, or so we're led to believe.
And I hope, hope, they finally kill off Matt. His mime bandit days finally caught up to him. These people, except Christian, are such idiots they all need to die before the show ends.
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post #74 of 142
11/10/09 at 12:21am
Its crazy how there is almost always a character on the show that is trying to murder Sean, you'd think he'd completely give up on women by now. I think I can count atleast four women whom have wanted to kill him. As for the shows quality, there is no doubt since season 3 its just run out of steam, but it's still enjoyable enough for a watch.
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post #75 of 142
11/10/09 at 12:33am
I really can't believe how terrible this shit has gotten. I'll admit to loving S5 and all of the Hollywood adventures but last year and this year especially just show that Nip/Tuck should just close shop. Mime? What the hell is wrong with the writers on this show?!
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post #76 of 142
11/10/09 at 12:42am
We've also had 3 episodes in a row without any trace of Wilbur. I hate to do it but Wilbur Watch is in effect.
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post #77 of 142
11/10/09 at 1:06am
"Wilbur Watch", I fear, is a lost cause.
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post #78 of 142
11/17/09 at 2:16am
Well the gold-digger is toast and I'm glad mime Matt was finally caught, though I do have a soft spot in my heart for the traveling circus that was Matt.

And the parasitic twin storyline with the pianist had me cringing. Sean skinny dipping at the end has to have some kind of deeper meaning. Maybe he's cleanzing himself from getting involved with anymore crazy, goldiggin, murdering broads.
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post #79 of 142
11/17/09 at 2:22am
4 in a row sans Wilbur.
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post #80 of 142
11/26/09 at 8:04pm
Having Matt be the bitch of the most powerful person the the cell block, making his jail a caricature of OZ, and having said person request that Christian give Matt breast implants perfectly encapsulates why this show owns.

Other hightlights from this week:

The pedo photo shoot of Annie set to the Buffalo Bill cock tuck song

Sean and Julia attempting the plant cocaine on Erica to secure custody of Annie and Connor

Christian slipping Matt castration pills for Matt's master and Matt subsequently strangling his master when the master discovers said pills
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post #81 of 142
11/27/09 at 4:12am
So mat is a lifer now?
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post #82 of 142
11/27/09 at 6:58pm
His master was pretty powerful, having clout among the guards to arrange gang bangs with Matt even after he was moved due to Christian's bribe. So I'd say he'll get some shit for killing him.
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post #83 of 142
11/27/09 at 7:24pm
Further proof that NIP/TUCK is the funniest show on TV: I've laughed more at this thread's description of this season's plot twists than I did at the entire last couple of seasons of CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM. And I like CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM.
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post #84 of 142
11/27/09 at 7:40pm
This past episode was the first episode I've watched of this show since season 4.

MY GOD.

Matt slipping the chemical casteration pill to prison rapist Patrick Kilpatrick via the chocloately goodness of a HOHO is just beyond hilarious. I wonder what offended Kilpatrick more: the fact that he's being emasculated, or that his love for HOHO's is forever tainted?
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post #85 of 142
11/28/09 at 3:10am
What's even more ridiculous is the fact that a lifer like Kilpatrick is even at a the same facility as Matt. Matt's probably at LA County awaiting his court date, no way they'd have a lifer in a county lockup. Maybe Matt will run into Ronny.
I think Matt is going to get out, Christian is going to warden and say that he was defending himself. Then Matt will proceed to fuck things up again.

I don't see how Julia is going to get away with planting the coke on her mom. That has to come back to bite her in the ass.
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post #86 of 142
12/10/09 at 2:52am
Oh that Christian, how low can he go?

I was hoping they'd reveal that the person swiping Christian's valuables was Wilbur, but at this point I guess Wilbur is just dead.
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post #87 of 142
12/10/09 at 10:37am
Whenever crazy shit is going down at Christian and Sean's, I always remark to my roommate, "So, while all this is happening... WHERE THE HELL IS WILBUR!?"

Yeah... Christian... jeez. I know he's got a soft spot for what the one young guy went through, but... handing over the ENTIRE check!? WAT. Correct me if I'm wrong, but it WAS $400,000, right? WAT.


Hot shit rock and roll.
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post #88 of 142
12/10/09 at 1:47pm
Once the guy stated he wouldn't leave his "father" why didn't Christian snatch the check back? No, instead he's gonna screw over his lifelong friend and business partner.

Must have been one amazing day of surfing.
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post #89 of 142
12/10/09 at 2:07pm
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Originally Posted by Moltisanti
Must have been one amazing day of surfing.
Well, that's why they made a point of reminding us in the "Previously On" how Christian himself was abused by his father.

I had a lot less problem with that than I did over him totally screwing over Sean on every possible level. I'm surprised he didn't squeeze in a flight to New York to toss one more into Julia to complete things.

The show's a train wreck, but I'm committed until it comes to a complete stop. Damn, those were a great 2.5 seasons, weren't they?
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post #90 of 142
12/10/09 at 2:15pm
I've come full circle and enjoy the show more now than I ever have been before. The lunacy is unparalleled.
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post #91 of 142
12/10/09 at 3:28pm
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I've come full circle and enjoy the show more now than I ever have been before. The lunacy is unparalleled.
Pretty much the only reason I watch.

I always handwave away Christian's super assholery by reminding myself that he IS Dr. Doom.


Between the cokehead with the missing nose and the scarred long lost brother, it looked like Christian was in the middle of a zombie outbreak in that one scene.
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post #92 of 142
12/10/09 at 3:35pm
I loved the cokehead snorting up in the recovery room immediately after getting his, as Sean so hilariously put it, "free nose."
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post #93 of 142
12/10/09 at 6:15pm
Did they explain the specifics of WHY Sean's brother was presumed dead? Have we seen that character before?
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post #94 of 142
12/10/09 at 7:02pm
Don't recall ever hearing about him. Only time I remember learning much about Sean's childhood was when they flashbacked to his deformity years and showed his dad skipping out. Don't think there was a brother mentioned back then.
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post #95 of 142
12/11/09 at 10:44am
They need to have an episode where Christian's evil (or hell, good in this case) twin shows up. Hell, make it a female fraternal twin for that matter. Then, in true Nip/Tuck fashion have Sean bang her. Why not?
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post #96 of 142
12/11/09 at 5:20pm
She could then turn out to be a goatee'd transsexual named Garth.
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post #97 of 142
12/12/09 at 5:55pm
Next year is going to be the final year, and it really should end with either Christian or Sean dying. I mean these two guys are meant to grow old and die together that ending the show with both of them still alive wouldn't make much sense.

As far as I know they've never mentioned Sean's brother before. Which just makes it more silly that they even introduced him. The family trees of both these guys is an utter clusterfuck.

I would love for them to mention that old guy that claims he was abducted by aliens a few seasons back.
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post #98 of 142
12/13/09 at 11:55pm
Thread Starter 
I thought this year was the final year? I thought for sure they said that before. I still need to catch up to this on my DVR, probably over Christmas break.
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post #99 of 142
12/14/09 at 10:37am
I'm pretty sure I read somewhere that the show has wrapped, and but they're pulling a BSG and showing half the episodes now, half next fall season and calling it two seasons.
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post #100 of 142
12/15/09 at 12:43am
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I'm pretty sure I read somewhere that the show has wrapped, and but they're pulling a BSG and showing half the episodes now, half next fall season and calling it two seasons.
I believe you are right. I read that as well. I guess they're milking it for all its worth. I just hope its with as obsurd a plotline as they can get.
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