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This is Jessica Alba's mom

post #1 of 59
1/8/09 at 1:29am
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How is it possible they are related?
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post #2 of 59
1/8/09 at 1:31am
I knew as soon as I saw that thread title that she was going to be enormous. 20 points for me!
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post #3 of 59
1/8/09 at 1:32am
Dad must have been hot as hell just to counteract what Mom has got going on there. Truly a mess.
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post #4 of 59
1/8/09 at 1:36am
You come in expecting a total mess who looks nothing like her daughter, but you're just not prepared.
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post #5 of 59
1/8/09 at 1:38am
Those look like elephant feet on her mother.
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post #6 of 59
1/8/09 at 1:39am
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They kinda have the same "I'm always pissed" looking mouth.
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post #7 of 59
1/8/09 at 1:41am
She should smuggle Arnold onto Mars.
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post #8 of 59
1/8/09 at 1:42am
Well now that the world knows what she looks like her mother's going to be nothing but an Alba-tross around Jessica's neck.
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post #9 of 59
1/8/09 at 1:46am
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Originally Posted by Moltisanti View Post
She should smuggle Arnold onto Mars.
This won't be topped.
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post #10 of 59
1/8/09 at 2:08am
It looks like Chet pissed off Kelly LeBrock again.
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post #11 of 59
1/8/09 at 2:14am
The fuck is Pete Wentz doing there?
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post #12 of 59
1/8/09 at 2:17am
Holy shit!

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post #13 of 59
1/8/09 at 2:58am
Yeah gotta say fellas this is the least classy thread in this forum for a long time - and that's really, really saying something.
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post #14 of 59
1/8/09 at 3:19am
I seriously thought that was Wynonna Judd for a second there.

What does her dad look like?
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post #15 of 59
1/8/09 at 3:24am
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Originally Posted by The Rain Dog View Post
Yeah gotta say fellas this is the least classy thread in this forum for a long time - and that's really, really saying something.
Put a ring on it, Rain Dog.
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post #16 of 59
1/8/09 at 3:24am
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Originally Posted by HarleyQuinn22 View Post
I seriously thought that was Wynonna Judd for a second there.

What does her dad look like?
I figure that he's the hispanic half of the genetic equation.
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post #17 of 59
1/8/09 at 4:10am
Devin's so enraged he's lost the power of coherent thought.
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post #18 of 59
1/8/09 at 7:10am
Hey,why wear a bra when you can tuck them under your armpits.


(Horrifically most women turn into their mothers too.)
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post #19 of 59
1/8/09 at 8:34am
It's like Mrs. Doubtfire got a redhead wig.
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post #20 of 59
1/8/09 at 9:10am
Guys seriously, her mum must be at least in her late forties, probably a fair bit older, for fucks sake since when do we jump up and down on a woman for looking her age? You're looking like a bunch of fucking assholes - how is this worth discussing?

I just honestly don't understand this pile-on, it's not funny, its not clever, it has no basis in anything other than the fact that you're all just being downright mean about a woman who's only crime is looking like a normal woman for her age with a famous daughter. Seriously get a fucking grip.
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post #21 of 59
1/8/09 at 9:14am
Besides, it's really Kathy Griffin in a fat suit.
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post #22 of 59
1/8/09 at 9:32am
Rain Dog wants to fuck Albas Mom. Now THAT'S classy.
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post #23 of 59
1/8/09 at 9:52am
Nice Dom, really nice.
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post #24 of 59
1/8/09 at 9:58am
Shove it up your ass.
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post #25 of 59
1/8/09 at 11:16am
There's no excuse for that hair, Rain Dog.
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post #26 of 59
1/8/09 at 11:43am
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Originally Posted by The Rain Dog View Post
Guys seriously, her mum must be at least in her late forties, probably a fair bit older, for fucks sake since when do we jump up and down on a woman for looking her age? You're looking like a bunch of fucking assholes - how is this worth discussing?

I just honestly don't understand this pile-on, it's not funny, its not clever, it has no basis in anything other than the fact that you're all just being downright mean about a woman who's only crime is looking like a normal woman for her age with a famous daughter. Seriously get a fucking grip.
First off, there's absolutely no discussion going on here. Secondly, if you think anyone in here is taking what is posted seriously, then you've been away from the boards too long. Climb down into the sewer, get yourself covered in goo, and enjoy the ride.
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post #27 of 59
1/8/09 at 12:22pm
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Originally Posted by Dragon Ma View Post
Devin's so enraged he's lost the power of coherent thought.
Then he must be enraged a lot.

Maybe Jess's mom is adopted.
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post #28 of 59
1/8/09 at 12:44pm
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Originally Posted by Moltisanti View Post
She should smuggle Arnold onto Mars.
"Two weeks"
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post #29 of 59
1/8/09 at 12:49pm
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Guys seriously, her mum must be at least in her late forties, probably a fair bit older, for fucks sake since when do we jump up and down on a woman for looking her age? You're looking like a bunch of fucking assholes - how is this worth discussing?
Apparently that woman's age is whoah large.
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post #30 of 59
1/8/09 at 12:51pm
I'm waiting for the surprise.
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post #31 of 59
1/8/09 at 1:11pm
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Originally Posted by Diva View Post
First off, there's absolutely no discussion going on here. Secondly, if you think anyone in here is taking what is posted seriously, then you've been away from the boards too long. Climb down into the sewer, get yourself covered in goo, and enjoy the ride.
Pick a photo with perky tits instead and bring some cool discussion. May I suggest Bar Refaeli?

ETA: WOW that's huge sorry. :P

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post #32 of 59
1/8/09 at 1:40pm
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Also, I love that guys with tree hands or Jabba the Hut faces doesn't deserve your pity. But a celeb mom? How dare you ridicule this poor woman!
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post #33 of 59
1/8/09 at 2:01pm
It's not that she's horribly obease, trying way too hard, or her Simpsons-chin... it's the sandals with jeans. I mean c'mon people. It's 2009, buy some shoes.
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post #34 of 59
1/8/09 at 2:04pm
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Originally Posted by Eric Cordo View Post
It's not that she's horribly obease, trying way too hard, or her Simpsons-chin... it's the sandals with jeans. I mean c'mon people. It's 2009, buy some shoes.
That and she doesn't have even any passing semblance to Alba. Not a nose, chin, other chin, other other chin or anything.
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post #35 of 59
1/8/09 at 2:07pm
Actually, she does have a resemblance to Jessica. I'm not trying to be snarky by saying this, but she looks like Jessica if she added twenty years and 40 or 50 pounds.
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post #36 of 59
1/8/09 at 2:09pm
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Alba's dad:


Alba's tits:
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post #37 of 59
1/8/09 at 2:13pm
Great, now we can't even tell if her tits have any resemblance to one another. The right one is covered.

Let the Right One Out!
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post #38 of 59
1/8/09 at 3:53pm
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Originally Posted by Richard Dickson View Post
Actually, she does have a resemblance to Jessica. I'm not trying to be snarky by saying this, but she looks like Jessica if she added twenty years and 40 or 50 pounds.
40 or 50? Really?
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post #39 of 59
1/8/09 at 4:16pm
I guess if there's anything jarring here, it's that Alba's celebrity fairy dust didn't rub off on Mom the way we might expect it to. I would naively assume Alba would be throwing clothes and hair stylists and personal trainers at Mama Alba left and right, but instead her mom looks like someone's mom. Shocker. Shitty thread, I guess, but I can't stay mad at any excuse to look at pics of Alba in see-through clothing.
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post #40 of 59
1/8/09 at 4:22pm
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To be honest, I expected the thread to be a bunch of "Yo mama" jokes. I guess folks are too young to play that game.
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post #41 of 59
1/8/09 at 4:25pm
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Originally Posted by Diva View Post
Alba's dad:
What's wrong with that guy's skin? It's all like brown or something.
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post #42 of 59
1/8/09 at 4:29pm
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Originally Posted by The Rain Dog View Post
it's not funny, its not clever
That statement was already proved wrong with Moltisanti's post.
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post #43 of 59
1/8/09 at 5:46pm
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Originally Posted by Abbott & Prospero View Post
What's wrong with that guy's skin? It's all like brown or something.
*Rolls eyes*

Anyway, it's funny how two average or even kind of ugly people can create someone turns out hot. Great example is Casey Kasem's daughter. Last I time looked.
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post #44 of 59
1/8/09 at 6:49pm
Look guys, I'm really not trying to be a miserable bastard here. I'm the first to make a black joke and have a laugh at the expense of taboo topics, I've always thought sacred cows are for kicking. What I don't get is this rapid descent to a junior high pile-on of 'point and laugh at the fat chick' and being so incredibly mean spirited about this woman for nothing more than, as Phil so perfectly pointed out, "looking like someones mum" . I'm guessing many if not most of you were picked on at some point during your schooling lives so maybe you're all getting off on being on the other side of that group-think nonsense even if it is virtual and at the expense of someone you don't know and won't ever have to meet.

...but hey if you guys want to let you're inner bitchy drag queens out for a play I guess that's your call. Just remember to turn the ABBA off before you go and don't forget to wipe that make up off before you go out in public.
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post #45 of 59
1/8/09 at 6:55pm
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Originally Posted by The Rain Dog View Post
Look guys, I'm really not trying to be a miserable bastard here. I'm the first to make a black joke and have a laugh at the expense of taboo topics, I've always thought sacred cows are for kicking. What I don't get is this rapid descent to a junior high pile-on of 'point and laugh at the fat chick' and being so incredibly mean spirited about this woman for nothing more than, as Phil so perfectly pointed out, "looking like someones mum" . I'm guessing many if not most of you were picked on at some point during your schooling lives so maybe you're all getting off on being on the other side of that group-think nonsense even if it is virtual and at the expense of someone you don't know and won't ever have to meet.

...but hey if you guys want to let you're inner bitchy drag queens out for a play I guess that's your call. Just remember to turn the ABBA off before you go and don't forget to wipe that make up off before you go out in public.
Racist.
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post #46 of 59
1/8/09 at 7:07pm
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Originally Posted by The Rain Dog View Post
...but hey if you guys want to let you're inner bitchy drag queens out for a play I guess that's your call. Just remember to turn the ABBA off before you go and don't forget to wipe that make up off before you go out in public.


Sorry, couldn't resist.
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post #47 of 59
1/8/09 at 7:32pm
Yep, she looks like a mom. Although if she walked up to me I'd automatically assume I was being Punk'd by Kathy Griffin in a fatsuit.
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post #48 of 59
1/8/09 at 8:17pm
Or Roseanne.
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post #49 of 59
1/8/09 at 9:17pm
I'd slay that dragon.
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post #50 of 59
1/8/09 at 9:21pm
Thread Starter 
It's interesting that everyone assumes this is the stereotypical mom look. I know lots of moms that don't look like that. Case in point, Jessica Alba is a mom. Just sayin'.

Also,

Rain Dog's mama is so fat, when she jumped in the air she got stuck!

Rain Dog's mama is so fat, after sex she smokes turkeys.

Rain Dog's mama is so fat when she walks past window we lose four days of sun light!

I'll be here all day folks!
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