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Worst Baby Name Ever

post #1 of 144
1/8/09 at 4:59pm
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Granted, while I still think Pilot Inspektor Riesgraf-Lee (Jason Lee's son) and Audio Science Clyton (Shannyn Sossamon's son), not to mention Bronx Mowgli Wentz are some of the strangest out there, read more below for Lisa Bonet's newest child's name.

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Actors Jason Momoa (star of Stargate: Atlantis) and Lisa Bonet (star of several celebrity rehabs) had a baby just before Christmas, and since no one knows who the hell these two are no one bothered to ask the kid's name. But now, Jason's mom has gone on to his websites forums and revealed the answer no one has been waiting for. And yet this is still a story. Try and guess why that might be.

drum roll please .... Nakoa-Wolf Manakauapo Namakaeha Momoa. He was born on the stormest, rainy night. So Nakoa(warrior) ... Mana (strength/spirit) Kaua(rain) po(dark) ... The name was always going to be Nakoa-Wolf, but Jason did the research on first middle name, 2nd middle name as you know is Jason's.

Nakoa-Wolf Manakauapo Namakaeha Momoa. Seriously? That's not a name. It sounds like a spell. It’s something a voodoo woman would say as she stabs a doll.
Source: http://www.wwtdd.com/post.phtml?pk=17051
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post #2 of 144
1/8/09 at 5:02pm
Nakoa-Wolf Manakauapo Namaky for short.
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post #3 of 144
1/8/09 at 5:06pm
Well, the guy's Hawaiian, so there's that. Still is a bitch to spell for any teacher in any school except in fucking Hawaii.
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post #4 of 144
1/8/09 at 5:09pm
I thought "Adolf Hitler" was consider the worst "baby name".
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post #5 of 144
1/8/09 at 5:11pm
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Originally Posted by ElCapitanAmerica View Post
I thought "Adolf Hitler" was consider the worst "baby name".
No. It's Adolph Mussolini Franco Hitler Johnson.
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post #6 of 144
1/8/09 at 5:11pm
Lisa Bonet was with Lenny Kravitz before, yeah? And now Momoa. Chick digs dreads. I wonder what her opinion on the AVP franchise is.
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post #7 of 144
1/8/09 at 5:11pm
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Originally Posted by Martin Savage View Post
Well, the guy's Hawaiian, so there's that. Still is a bitch to spell for any teacher in any school except in fucking Hawaii.
Yeah, I figured as much.

Nakoa Momoa rhymes, though I wouldn't be surprised if they ended up calling him Wolf.
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post #8 of 144
1/8/09 at 5:12pm
Urhines Kendall Icy Eight Special K

Yep, that's pronounced 'Your Highness'.

http://www.newbabynews.net/hospitals...babyID=h33-440
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post #9 of 144
1/8/09 at 5:13pm
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Originally Posted by Louris View Post
Urhines Kendall Icy Eight Special K

Yep, that's pronounced 'Your Highness'.

http://www.newbabynews.net/hospitals...babyID=h33-440
Here's a real winner.
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post #10 of 144
1/8/09 at 5:15pm
Why do people do this to their children? Get a pet and give it a fucked up name if you're that desperate to pass your crazy onto another living creature.
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post #11 of 144
1/8/09 at 5:17pm
Suddenly the name 'Dweezil' doesn't sound all that bad.
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post #12 of 144
1/8/09 at 5:18pm
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Originally Posted by HarleyQuinn22 View Post
Why do people do this to their children? Get a pet and give it a fucked up name if you're that desperate to pass your crazy onto another living creature.
I shouldn't criticize since I named my son after Elvis Costello (Declan McManus).
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post #13 of 144
1/8/09 at 5:18pm
Or, if you really think a crazy name is so cool, change your own! It doesn't cost that much to legally change you name. And if you just happen to be getting married, you can change it for free!

I was really close to becoming Cobra Kai Plezure Center Robinson when I got married.
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post #14 of 144
1/8/09 at 5:20pm
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Originally Posted by Judas Booth View Post
Suddenly the name 'Dweezil' doesn't sound all that bad.

Quiet! That's what I named my schnauzer. He might hear you!
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post #15 of 144
1/8/09 at 5:43pm
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Originally Posted by Lima Oscar Lima View Post
Quiet! That's what I named my schnauzer. He might hear you!
Please tell me you didn't name your cock Moon Unit.
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post #16 of 144
1/8/09 at 6:02pm
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Originally Posted by Louris View Post
I shouldn't criticize since I named my son after Elvis Costello (Declan McManus).
Declan McManus is a cool name.
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post #17 of 144
1/8/09 at 6:06pm
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Originally Posted by moovyphreak View Post
Declan McManus is a cool name.
It's less cool when idiots pronounce it like a French version of "The Clan"
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post #18 of 144
1/8/09 at 6:08pm
I still say a big "Fuck You" to anyone who named their son Anakin. There are a lot of them out there and even though other names may be worse, that one pisses me off above all others.
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post #19 of 144
1/8/09 at 6:14pm
Well, now, I know one guy who shouldn't read this thread.
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post #20 of 144
1/8/09 at 6:19pm
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Originally Posted by Boogen View Post
I still say a big "Fuck You" to anyone who named their son Anakin. There are a lot of them out there and even though other names may be worse, that one pisses me off above all others.
Awkward....

Seriously, did you bury your head in the sand for a while?
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post #21 of 144
1/8/09 at 6:22pm
Hoo boy. I'm sure that he's probably used to comments and won't take it personally.

But really, it's worth knowing your fellow chewers.
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post #22 of 144
1/8/09 at 6:26pm
Ooooh, Boogen, this will not end well for you on this board....
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post #23 of 144
1/8/09 at 6:28pm
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Originally Posted by moovyphreak View Post
Declan McManus is a cool name.
It'll happen
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post #24 of 144
1/8/09 at 6:28pm
I tried to talk my friend into naming his kid Longshanks McStabbystick but his girlfriend would have none of it.
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post #25 of 144
1/8/09 at 6:30pm
Big McLargeHuge
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post #26 of 144
1/8/09 at 6:32pm
Declan McLargeHuge
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post #27 of 144
1/8/09 at 6:36pm
Asswipe (pronounced Ozzz-WEEEE-pay) Jones.
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post #28 of 144
1/8/09 at 6:57pm
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Originally Posted by James Kimbell View Post
Declan McLargeHuge
I'm not worried, his last name is Roach. That's a much, much easier target for mockery than any middle name I hung on him, and I'm speaking from experience.
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post #29 of 144
1/8/09 at 7:38pm
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Originally Posted by Dan Baker View Post
Longshanks McStabbystick
That's so fucking dumb but I swear I've been giggling about it for like the last 8 minutes.
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post #30 of 144
1/8/09 at 7:51pm
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Originally Posted by C.Swicegood View Post
But really, it's worth knowing your fellow chewers.

Huh?

I've been reading these boards since 2001 and I don't know what anyone has named their kids (even if they've gone bonkers and destroyed the poor tykes life by naming them Spock, Megatron, or Anakin). I don't think knowing people's personal lives should be a prerequisite around here. Place as become too damned touchy feely as it is.
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post #31 of 144
1/8/09 at 7:58pm
For the ignorant.
http://chud.com/forum/showthread.php?t=108047
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post #32 of 144
1/8/09 at 8:07pm
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Originally Posted by EdHocken View Post
Please tell me you didn't name your cock Moon Unit.
No... my cock is named "Sir", thank you very much!
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post #33 of 144
1/8/09 at 8:10pm
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Originally Posted by JGButler View Post
That's so fucking dumb but I swear I've been giggling about it for like the last 8 minutes.
I don't see whats so funny, its a family name.
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post #34 of 144
1/8/09 at 8:50pm
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Originally Posted by Andrew C View Post
Huh?

I've been reading these boards since 2001 and I don't know what anyone has named their kids (even if they've gone bonkers and destroyed the poor tykes life by naming them Spock, Megatron, or Anakin). I don't think knowing people's personal lives should be a prerequisite around here. Place as become too damned touchy feely as it is.
Oh my shit.
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post #35 of 144
1/8/09 at 9:50pm
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Originally Posted by Raspberry Leper View Post
Oh my shit.
See?
Touchy feely.
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post #36 of 144
1/8/09 at 10:00pm
The crazy name is ok, as long as Lisa Bonet is still Hot.
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post #37 of 144
1/8/09 at 10:46pm
Nakoa-Wolf Manakauapo Namakaeha Momoa. Gonna be a bitch finding a Mickey Mouse hat with that embroidered on it.

"Natalie... Ned... Norman... Excuse me, where's the Nakoa-Wolf Manakauapo Namakaeha Momoa section?"
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post #38 of 144
1/8/09 at 10:51pm
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Originally Posted by HarleyQuinn22 View Post
Why do people do this to their children? Get a pet and give it a fucked up name if you're that desperate to pass your crazy onto another living creature.
The people who give their kids weird names probably name their pets shit like Steve or Kenny.
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post #39 of 144
1/8/09 at 10:54pm
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Originally Posted by Louris View Post
I shouldn't criticize since I named my son after Elvis Costello (Declan McManus).
That isn't a crazy name at all. That's a strong name that a kid can be proud of, not hide his head in shame as his teacher calls roll on the first day of school like some of these celebrity dumbfucks.
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post #40 of 144
1/8/09 at 11:02pm
Lewis Black has a skit on weird baby names.

He mentiones a lady naming her kid "Shithead", and another naming her baby "Abcdef". Of course, it's all in how you pronounce them!
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post #41 of 144
1/8/09 at 11:35pm
Personally, I've nothing against what people call their kids. Just so long as they know they can't top my wonderful little astronaut-to-be - Jeremiah James Payne. Yeah bitches.
I originally wanted to call him Vincent Freeman Payne.

Yeah. I know.
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post #42 of 144
1/9/09 at 7:43pm
We didn't choose Anakin because we were SW freaks. We knew the middle name was going to be Isaac (after my best friend) and the wife, jokingly, said "Anakin Isaac" once and we loved them together. We knew (well, before everything went down) that he'd probably get made fun of by some people, but we didn't care. We couldn't give two shits less, and we hoped we'd teach him to do the same.

If you don't like the name, oh well. Name your kid Frank or Bill or Moltisanti.

Trust me, there are many, many worse things that can happen to you in life than having someone make fun of you for the character or person you're named after.

Edited to add: We get a kick out of it when someone unknowingly throws Anakin into a list of "bad baby names" while we're around. We don't take it seriously. The only thing is, we've lost the right to make fun of names like those mentioned already.

Carry on.
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post #43 of 144
1/9/09 at 8:40pm
So, does Boogen get to add a post to the "Foot in Mouth" thread now?
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post #44 of 144
1/10/09 at 4:42pm
I hate anyone who's ever had a pony.
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post #45 of 144
1/10/09 at 4:50pm
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Originally Posted by Don S. View Post
So, does Boogen get to add a post to the "Foot in Mouth" thread now?
Boogen has qualified for that honor many times over. He has a history of it.
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post #46 of 144
1/10/09 at 5:11pm
Zuma Nesta Rock Rossdale is worse than any of these.
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post #47 of 144
1/10/09 at 5:15pm
I have a creature inbound.

I'm thinking "Tristan," but I'd hate for him to be mocked because his parents named him after a character in a Wagnerian opera.
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post #48 of 144
1/10/09 at 5:28pm
I have a friend who named his kid Tristan. It doesn't seem to have gone badly for him so far. I doubt that most people are even familiar with the name.
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post #49 of 144
1/10/09 at 5:39pm
I've encountered a few Tristans (some male, some female) and have never thought of the name as unusual.
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post #50 of 144
1/10/09 at 6:18pm
There are a zillion Tristans,
a bad name that reminds me of Triscuits, Crispin, Crispix, and Rastan.
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