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post #51 of 144
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Originally Posted by FrankCobretti View Post
I have a creature inbound.

I'm thinking "Tristan," but I'd hate for him to be mocked because his parents named him after a character in a Wagnerian opera.
Congrats, Frank. Could you make this one ugly this time? You're ruining it for the rest of us.

As for pop culture names, people should be happy that never happened in the past because you never know when a made up name like Wendy might become mainstream...and lord, we don't want that.
post #52 of 144
I've never thought Tristan was an unusual name. I do know someone (well, a friend of a friend) who named their kid Genesis. Really? Fucking Genesis?
post #53 of 144
Did Peter Pan invent "Wendy"? I'd never heard that.

Edit:
Here's a little history.
post #54 of 144
Thread Starter 
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Originally Posted by Louris View Post
It's less cool when idiots pronounce it like a French version of "The Clan"
They obviously have been more exposed to Cajun culture than Irish culture, as Declan is a fairly common Irish name.
post #55 of 144
Thread Starter 
Also, being of partial Italian origin, my mother once told me that my late father wanted to name me Luciano (her name is Lucy and his name was Anthony). They settled for Andrew (which is my paternal great-grandfather's name). To be honest, I actually like the name now and have considered it as a strong contender if I was to have a son, but I'd most likely call him Luca for short.

For girl's names, I've always like Gabriella, Annaliese and Annabella.
post #56 of 144
When is your spawn due, Frank?

I think we've almost settled on:

Connor Samuel and Liam Dean for boys, and Aurora Belle (or just Arabella, still not sure) and Madalyn Lucy.
post #57 of 144
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Originally Posted by Anakin's Dad View Post
Madalyn Lucy.
IMO, Madeleine and Madeline are way better spellings.
post #58 of 144
Thread Starter 
Arabella is a pretty name and one you don't hear very often.

Good luck making a decision.
post #59 of 144
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Originally Posted by Anakin's Dad View Post
When is your spawn due, Frank?
March. Perhaps we'll name him March.

I almost had my bride sold on "Benjamin," but then I went off on what a swordsman the guy was while he was in Paris. That killed that deal.
post #60 of 144
I'm simple when it comes what I wanna name my kids.

For girls: Cristina or Veronica

For boys: Michael or Gabriel

The only thing that frustrates me is that I dunno which one to go with first when the first baby pops out. With the kids I'm leaning towards Michael, but with the girls I'm torn!
post #61 of 144
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Originally Posted by FrankCobretti View Post
March. Perhaps we'll name him March.

I almost had my bride sold on "Benjamin," but then I went off on what a swordsman the guy was while he was in Paris. That killed that deal.
So, Inigo is probably out then.
post #62 of 144
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Originally Posted by Anakin's Dad View Post
When is your spawn due, Frank?

I think we've almost settled on:

Connor Samuel and Liam Dean for boys, and Aurora Belle (or just Arabella, still not sure) and Madalyn Lucy.
Nice names, Trav.
post #63 of 144
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Originally Posted by Ryan S~ View Post
So, Inigo is probably out then.
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post #64 of 144
I can never decide on a name for a boy -- but I've wanted "Chloe" for a girl for years.

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Originally Posted by FrankCobretti View Post
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What?
post #65 of 144
For all of those with inbound babies, Nick's latest List of Dumb is must reading:

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Why can't parents just have their kids in possession of a name that doesn't render spell-check software infertile? Scrolling through the rosters of NFL teams I get erroneous and seemingly dart-board created spellings and names like Dawan, Le'Ron, Kroy, Domonique, Jerious, De'Quell, Braylon, Donte', Matterol, Morlon, Chaun in addition to the Chones and Cla and whatever else I see on baseball rosters and beyond.

It's as if parenting became a method of showing off both people's lack of expression in their real lives or their total disregard for spelling and logic. That's not even including people who name their kid after pop culture icons.

Then there's all the popular names out there. The Chases and the Hunters and the Brees and all the other annoying names I hear echoing through suburbia.

Fuck Madisyn. I hope she wakes up with a triscuit lodged in her colon.

I'll take all this back if she has a brother named Jared-Syn.
Uncommon names can be cool and interesting without leading to daily beatings on the playground. Names that are simply parents indulging their limited and essentially retarded imaginations should be banned.

I worked with a woman whose sons were named Cameron and Caleb. I'm not a huge fan of the recurring first sound, but fine enough - except, since her and her husband's first names started with K, she spelled the names Kamron and Kaleb.

The fuck?
post #66 of 144
Of course all the people on that list probably have one thing in common aside from their names appearing to have been phonetically dictated to a dyslexic, and as silly as they all seem, culturally, I think it's bad form to harp on it.

When your name is Kwandelisha Deziray Jenkins or some shit, people are going to unfairly assume certain things about you (whether you're applying for a job, a loan, an apartment, etc.) for particularly awful reasons, even if they say different, and that's pretty shitty. Doesn't mean that you should take issue with your parents for having the taste that they do, but you certainly should take issue with the person that isn't mature enough to just fucking deal with it.*






*Don't mean to nail Nunziata to the wall or anything, that's not specifically aimed at him, though I'd think he'd do well to look a little deeper at the things that annoy him, as we all would.
post #67 of 144
There's a chapter on that in Freakonomics.
post #68 of 144
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Originally Posted by Anakin's Dad View Post
Trust me, there are many, many worse things that can happen to you in life than having someone make fun of you for the character or person you're named after.
True.


I guess I'm lucky I wasn't named Odin.
post #69 of 144
I'd have loved to have grown up with the name Odin, everytime the teacher called my name there'd be a thunderclap, even on a sunny spring day. I'd be so fucking metal.
post #70 of 144
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Originally Posted by JacknifeJohnny View Post
Of course all the people on that list probably have one thing in common aside from their names appearing to have been phonetically dictated to a dyslexic, and as silly as they all seem, culturally, I think it's bad form to harp on it.
I don't think so. White Americans seem just as prone as any other ethnic group to come up with stupid/ridiculous names for children. A dumb name is a dumb name.

I don't have anything against actual names, whatever their cultural or linguistic origin. I really hate cutesy spellings, and names that are simply made up sounds or squashing three names together.
post #71 of 144
I always feel huge indignation at cutesy spellings. It's like, the names are out there already, we don't have the right to mess with them. Just go ahead and name your kid something boring like James.
post #72 of 144
Yeah, Freakanomics pretty much reveals the casual racism behind what we think of as "dumb names," as most of these threads quickly turn into. What Johnny said.

I don't plan on having kids, but I've always joked that I'd name my sons Thor and Conan.
post #73 of 144
On second thought, I'm going to try and pitch my wife on H'ossain.
post #74 of 144
Hey congrats Frank!

I went traditional with Gabriel, and the other choice was Xavier. If it was or the next baby is a girl, it's Andréanne or Frédérique.

There's 2 things that really irks me with baby names. Misspelling the same for the sake of being different, or in my case, in the francophone context, an overwhelmingly English name.

The first can go from changing 1 letter, say Julia to Julya, but what you do is forcing your kid to always indicate that there's a "y" when saying his name for references. Or they go full on and misspell the shit out of it. My recent favorite is what I was thought was a Chinese name at first glance:

Djaysun.

Why? Is Jason too peasant-like?


On the other hand, having an English name can sounds quite dumb with a French surname. No, not William (although why you'd avoid the French name for William, Guillaume, I don't know), a current favorite here. Things like Hunter. Summer. Sounds cute like, but Hunter Thibodeau sounds retarded. And it's even more hilarious when both parents don't speak English...
post #75 of 144
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Originally Posted by Martin Savage View Post
Things like Hunter. Summer. Sounds cute like, but Hunter Thibodeau sounds retarded. And it's even more hilarious when both parents don't speak English...
Pronounced 'unter teeb-a-doh, correct? Or is my French as atrocious as my wife says it is.
post #76 of 144
I can't really criticize anyone for giving their kid a pop-culture name. They should be a little reasonable when doing it. I want to call my theoretical son Peter Yorick. People won't automatically assume he's named after two comic characters.
post #77 of 144
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Originally Posted by RathBandu View Post
Yeah, Freakanomics pretty much reveals the casual racism behind what we think of as "dumb names," as most of these threads quickly turn into. What Johnny said.
While I agree that it can play a factor, it's not always that. See my post above. I think spelling Cameron "Kamron" is just as stupid - if not more - than simply shoving sounds together to make a "name." Parents ought to be thinking of what it's going to be like having the name called from a list on the first day of school, on the playground, on a name plate at work, on a business card, etc. Too many names are chosen or created for dumb reasons on the parents' part, regardless of ethnicity.
post #78 of 144
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Originally Posted by Hundred View Post
I can't really criticize anyone for giving their kid a pop-culture name. They should be a little reasonable when doing it.

You're contradicting yourself there. Most pop culture names aren't reasonable; they're dumb and trendy, and saddle the kid with a name that could have really negative associations with people for the rest of their lives.

Your example is benign, simply because it's obscure (relatively) and they're actual names with history, separate from your sources. But if parents name their kid Beyonce or Eminem (and I guarantee some assholes, somewhere, have done so), then yeah, I'm all set to call them idiots.
post #79 of 144
If you can't picture a retiree with that name, then you should pick something else.
post #80 of 144
It is going to be weird in 40 years when all the governors are named Madison and Connor.
post #81 of 144
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Originally Posted by Aranion View Post
You're contradicting yourself there. Most pop culture names aren't reasonable; they're dumb and trendy, and saddle the kid with a name that could have really negative associations with people for the rest of their lives.
Once again, though, pop culture names have been common for over a hundred years if not more. It's kind of an absurd thing to get your knickers in a knot about.

Wendy may very well have sounded weird at the turn of the century but now it's common place. My name was uncommon outside of Ireland until the late sixties when a soap character had the name. How many Luke's have their been since 1977? How about in comparison to before 77?
post #82 of 144
Seems like we have this conversation every time a celebrity reproduces. And, every time we have this conversation, I say this - having an unusual name is both fun and useful. I'm never one of the five Katies/Jennies in any given room and it's a great way to quickly sort out jerks and ignoramuses.

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Originally Posted by Aranion
Parents ought to be thinking of what it's going to be like having the name called from a list on the first day of school, on the playground, on a name plate at work, on a business card, etc. Too many names are chosen or created for dumb reasons on the parents' part, regardless of ethnicity.
I can always tell when my name is up in the classlist on the first day, because there is almost always a long pause, usually followed by an "um..."; the other kids used to make fun of me all of the time; and I've had coworkers who consistently misspell/mispronounce my name, even after I've worked with them for years. That being said, I love my name, wouldn't want to have a common name for anything, and I'm so glad my parents didn't bother to worry about any of this stuff when they were flipping through the book of baby names.
post #83 of 144
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Originally Posted by James Kimbell View Post
It is going to be weird in 40 years when all the governors are named Madison and Connor.
Also Dylan, Dakota, Cody. God help us ladies and gentlemen.

Or for that rather Aiden. *Sigh*

Although it's funny how there's a bunch of guys in their mid to late 20s named Josh. Myself included.
post #84 of 144
If I never meet another Michael (Mike), Nicholas (Nick), or Robert (Bob) for the rest of my life, I'd still know too many. I can't even call them by their last names. I have three friends nicknamed "Mike O.". I know a lot of Megan's too (although they are all spelled differently - Megan, Meghan, Meaghan).

Also, I know a lot of Sean/Shaun's.
post #85 of 144
I have never been the only James in a room, but that doesn't bother me. It would bother me if one of them were spelled differently. Motherfuck that hypothetical guy.
post #86 of 144
Is it okay if I call ya Jim? I knew a guy who would get pissed if you called him that.
post #87 of 144
It's perfectly great.
post #88 of 144
Okay then.

Funny, I'm not a stickler as to how I should be called. But I always find it odd when people address me by my full name rather than Josh. It just seems so formal.
post #89 of 144
Your name's not Ed? What the hell?
post #90 of 144
First you stole Gary Cole from the Actor's draft, now you lied to us with a fake name on the Internet? The hell?
post #91 of 144
You know what else is shocking. I don't actually work for Mayor Mitchell Hundred.

And every time I hear about that Gary Cole remark I smile a little.
post #92 of 144
My younger daughter knows a shit ton of Kayla's. She must know a dozen of them, and she is only nine years old. If there is any name that is gonna overrun the world in a generation, it's fucking Kayla.
post #93 of 144
My little bro's girlfriend is a Kayla. That is all I have to add.
post #94 of 144
I once saw a name in a newsletter from my brother's school.

Cody Cola

You have got to be kidding.
post #95 of 144
My best friend named his daughter MacCallan after his favorite brand of scotch
post #96 of 144
Is she called Callie for short?
post #97 of 144
Well, points for originality there, but I fear he's damning her to a life filled with wild nights and worse mornings.

Has kind of a nice ring to it...
post #98 of 144
Yes, she is. We're her godparents, too. She really is the cutest little girl that you've ever seen.

eta: the name MacCallan has a nice verbal flow with the rest of her name, so he was able to sell that name to his wife. Their other daughter has a 'normal' name.
post #99 of 144
The other daughter's name "Chivas".
post #100 of 144
There are too many Sarahs in the world...I must have dated at least 4 of them over the years and known more...fuck that name.

I'm giving my kids traditional family names...screw this crazy crap. Ernest and Walter are coming back.
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