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Originally Posted by Quarant 
Do you think they meant for this to be so funny?
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I think it is... I was in tears. I actually had to stop eating my chicken salad sandwich for a moment.
I wholeheartedly enjoy PETA's fear-mongering antics and hijinx, and I apologise in advance if my tirade offends any vegetarian or vegan who reads this...
I enjoy my station in life. Evolution has placed me at the pinnacle of the food pyramid. I do not get squeamish at the thought of chickens being killed to feed me, because I have killed chickens to feed myself... as well as deer, goats, rabbits, and a few other creatures, to include the odd snake or two.
However, I do honor the beliefs of my vegetarian friends. Some are still trying to convert me to this day with subtle hints about my diet... how much healthier I would be if I gave up meat, etc.
I always reply with the argument that Man is omnivorous... and it shuts them up until the next time I see them. I can understand, and even accept, people who are passionate about this cause.
I'd much rather kill an animal during the hunt, than see it restrained and butchered by machinery... but we don't live in that world.
I'd like to see 400 acres of land converted to grow crops that will feed thousands, instead of grass to feed a few hundred head of cattle... but we don't live in that world.
When the PETArds,(love that, by the way!) finally accept that the real world marches to a different drummer than they do, then maybe I might begin considering what they have to say.
Until they do, I'll take mine very rare with horseradish on the side, please.