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post #1 of 23
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At Walmart, what Zack and Miri did will be a mystery I guess:

http://www.walmart.com/catalog/produ...ct_id=10848215

"Make a Porno" will be removed from the title.
post #2 of 23
Zack and Miri Go To The Deli
post #3 of 23
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I think it's funny, they removed "porno', but kept the tagline "This is the last job they can afford to blow".
post #4 of 23
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Originally Posted by Barkatthemoon View Post
I think it's funny, they removed "porno', but kept the tagline "This is the last job they can afford to blow".
So they could be pornographers or drug dealers. Wal-Mart likes to keep things a little mysterious.
post #5 of 23
Zack and Miri Make Balloon Animals
post #6 of 23
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Zack and Miri vs. The World Crime League.

EDIT: myers87, get busy on this poster stat.
post #7 of 23
Though at least they didn't remove anything from this.
post #8 of 23
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The cheerleader on the cover appears to be a 15-year-old version of Traci Lords, instead of the 40-year-old version Kevin used in the film.
post #9 of 23
Back in the late '80s, my parents found the packaging from my sister's copy of EXTREME II: PORNOGRAFFITI, and cornered us to ask who was buying this pornograffiti?! I think we were mostly successful in convincing them it wasn't a CD of people doin' it.
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Originally Posted by El Gray View Post
Back in the late '80s, my parents found the packaging from my sister's copy of EXTREME II: PORNOGRAFFITI, and cornered us to ask who was buying this pornograffiti?! I think we were mostly successful in convincing them it wasn't a CD of people doin' it.
Awesome.

My mom found my old stash of porno mags a few weeks ago while cleaning up my room for guests to stay. That was an awkward phone conversation.
post #11 of 23
Zack and Miri go on an adventure with their wee wee's and hoo hoo's.
post #12 of 23
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Long before I had a computer, like ten years ago, I would go to the library and print out guitar tablature off the web. One day, I was printing out TOOL sheet music, and the title "Prison Sex" came up. This woman was like "Prison sex! What the hell are you doing?" I told her it's just a song, guitar cords and stuff! She told me my time was up, and I needed to get off. Shit, I thought she was going to call the cops.
post #13 of 23
For some reason, "Zac and Miri Suck A Dick" keeps popping in my head. Maybe I'm just an idiot.

A college buddy and I were talking about an incident back in the day when a plane crashed in the condo neighborhood we both lived in. Didn't hit our apartments, but hit a set at the back of the complex, and he said this one guy's porn was all out on the ground from the back end of the wall getting blown out. And another guy had to wrap himself up in a shower curtain because he was in the shower when the plane hit.
post #14 of 23
Zack and Miri abstain from sex.
post #15 of 23
Zack and Miri Make Noises. Loudly. Frequently. Passionately.
post #16 of 23
Zack and Miri Were Fooled Into Thinking This Was A Judd Apatow Movie
post #17 of 23
How about Zack & Miri Grow a Fucking Brain and Stop Shopping at WalMart Once and For All? I'd watch that.
post #18 of 23
Zack and Miri leave room for Jesus.
post #19 of 23
So..."Make a Porno" is bad. But showing Mewes' G-string wearin ass won't destroy the minds of Wal-Mart shoppers?
post #20 of 23
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Zack and Miri Were Fooled Into Thinking This Was A Judd Apatow Movie
That one's my favorite.

Zack & Miri Make A Movie DVD For You, You Buy Now

Zack & Miri Make A Mistake Rosario Dawson Didn't
post #21 of 23
Zack & Miri tricked Walmart dumbfucks into blindly bying a romantic comedy only to see the pure souls of their Jesus abiding offspring being shattered.
post #22 of 23
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Zack and Miri Fuck on a Bag of Coffee Beans with their Clothes On Because Kevin Smith Hired a Female Star too Uptight to Show Her Tits. Maybe He Should Have Gotten Chloe Sevigny, She Would Blown Rogan for Realz Yo.
post #23 of 23
Zach and Miri Make A Blu-Ray You Can't Buy Anywhere.

That should be the name. Fuck you Amazon.
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