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post #1 of 21
Thread Starter 
"Alex: Is this news of the Love Actually, Alexander and Pride and Prejudice Art Director's design of the first eco-tourism resort of injterest to you for for Creature Corner ? If so, when might be the soonest you can publish something?"
post #2 of 21
Well, how soon can you write that article? We are all biting our nails here!
post #3 of 21
It could be relevant to a horror website. Maybe he's designing Jurassic Park or topiary gardens planted with the vines from The Ruins, or something.
post #4 of 21
Now, if it had been HR Giger's design of the first eco-tourism resort ? Very much interested.
post #5 of 21
Thread Starter 
Yeah, this is a "green resort" for the "grown-up backpacker, a guilt-free option for the traveler with conscience, a breath of fresh tropical air for sophisticated urban escapees." Just like our readers!
post #6 of 21
I know for a fact that Tati composts his own feces.
post #7 of 21
Hey, those pictures were private!
post #8 of 21
Thread Starter 
Another contender-

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Planning a story on Casting Kids and acting?

Alex,doesn't everyone think their kid is a star, unaware of the perils of unscrupulous "agents"? Are you planning a story on Casting Kids and acting for Creature Corner?

Entertainment Tonight's Mary Hart spent a recent segment sizing up her future competition during her piece, "The inside track on kid casting," prominently featuring Commercial Kids , a Youth-specializing talent company, "Which will help you avoid the rip-offs."
post #9 of 21
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Originally Posted by Alex Riviello View Post
"Alex: Is this news of the Love Actually, Alexander and Pride and Prejudice Art Director's design of the first eco-tourism resort of injterest to you for for Creature Corner ? If so, when might be the soonest you can publish something?"
Damn, I should start proofreading before sending these scoops in.
post #10 of 21
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Originally Posted by Alex Riviello View Post
Yeah, this is a "green resort" for the "grown-up backpacker, a guilt-free option for the traveler with conscience, a breath of fresh tropical air for sophisticated urban escapees." Just like our readers!
Sounds like a brochure for Camp Crystal Lake, except no mention of blood or boobs, or hockey-masked retards growing "killer' pot.
post #11 of 21
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prominently featuring Commercial Kids , a Youth-specializing talent company, "Which will help you avoid the rip-offs."
There are plenty of grammar problems, but I love when people don't realize that unnecessarily putting certain words or phrases in quotes renders them ironic.
post #12 of 21
"Everyone thinks their kid is a star?" Not my parents, unless by star, you mean star asshole. I got yelled at like every fuckin' day, and it was mostly trash or dirty dishes related -- and that, my friends, is not the star treatment as I've come to understand it.
post #13 of 21
Rhianna joke
post #14 of 21
Thread Starter 
You guys would be surprised at how badly worded most press releases are. Marketing majors, I guess.
post #15 of 21
Actually, considering how poorly edited the advance reader copies you get from the publishing houses to review are, that doesn't surprise me at all.
post #16 of 21
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"Attached please find photos of E!’s BEN LYONS at SMASHTIME!"
post #17 of 21
lulz.
post #18 of 21
Well? Where are they?
post #19 of 21
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I deleted it immediately, and like an unwanted child another email came crawling back to my inbox! Deleted it just as fast. Sorry, but you'll never get to see Ben Lyons standing around.
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post #21 of 21
Ahhh...

Sated.
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