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post #1 of 53
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Deer purposely run down by snowmobiles

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A group of snowmobilers in central Wisconsin herded and killed four deer and severely injured a fifth in what a warden called a senseless act of cruelty on Monday.

No arrests have been made in the Saturday morning incident about five miles south of Waupaca..."They did purposely run over these deer. The tracks in the snow were in a circular manner, almost looking like they were chasing the deer back to other snowmobile partners"...Dremel believes three or four snowmobiles were involved in a roundup of deer in a moonlit alfalfa field where 30 to 40 animals were known to feed. Witnesses reported hearing snowmobiles in the area about 3:30 a.m., he said.

Three deer were found dead in the field. A snowmobile stopped atop one and ripped open its stomach, Dremel said. A fourth deer with broken legs was euthanized.

The fifth deer was dragged from the field and tied to a tree about 25 feet from a road. Investigators think someone may have planned to return for that deer, Dremel said.

"It looked like the deer wrapped itself around the tree and choked itself to death," he said.
Wow, just wow. Fucking assholes.
post #2 of 53
This is why I don't trust people who live parts of the world that are frozen, they're not really human.
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Originally Posted by ElCapitanAmerica View Post
This is why I don't trust people who live parts of the world that are frozen, they're not really human.
Those heartless Swedes.
post #4 of 53
I knew the Palin family wouldn't be able to stay out of the spotlight for long.
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I knew the Palin family wouldn't be able to stay out of the spotlight for long.
Damn. Beaten to the Palin punchline I knew was inevitable.
post #6 of 53
God damn...this is fucking ridiculous. This is yet another reason I want, no...NEED to get the fuck out of Wisconsin (or Wesconsin, as the locals put it) as soon as possible.

Seriously, fuck this state.
post #7 of 53
Wisconsin isn't worse about this than any other state. Animals get killed in cruel ways by stupid people all the time. At least with idiots doing this kind of crap with snow mobiles it just makes it more likely that they'll run into each other and kill themselves.
post #8 of 53
I almost got a job in Wisconsin until I figured out how inhuman the cold weather is over there. It was a bummer, because that job was in one of my specialized fields in the university. But there's no way I can live under those conditions.

Having that in mind, we're not sure these kids weren't driven mad by the harsh weather over there and driven into temporary insanity that drove them to kill those poor animals. You have to consider the environment.
post #9 of 53
Is there any significance to these deer? Are they endangered or something, cause last time I checked, people hunt and kill deer, like, alot. Props to these guys for finding a way to do it without having to rub deer piss all over themselves.
post #10 of 53
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I almost got a job in Wisconsin until I figured out how inhuman the cold weather is over there.
Yes, weather is not human ... because it's weather not a person.

As far as the "no way I can live in under those conditions" statement, that's kind of hilarious. Weather can be something that really affects you but unless you try it, I don't see how you'd know. I prefer living somewhere warm but I'm living through this because it's a way for me to go back to school and my GF to finish getting her PHD.

As far as the 'cold weather' causing people to be cruel to animals I can only assume it's a tongue in cheek argument. And face it, people do stupid things to animals all the time all over the world.

Some of it may be that with things like deer that the barrier to cruelty is slightly lowered when you are already used to hunting them--and they are EVERYWHERE up here and need to be hunted to keep the population in check. Places where they aren't hunted enough has helped spread Deer Wasting Disease (which is kind of like Mad Cow for deer).
post #11 of 53
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Originally Posted by Chris Anthony View Post
Is there any significance to these deer? Are they endangered or something, cause last time I checked, people hunt and kill deer, like, alot. Props to these guys for finding a way to do it without having to rub deer piss all over themselves.
They're fucking living things, man. If your hobby involves killing shit, at least do it in the most painless way possible. I don't think getting ran the fuck over with a snowmobile is a quick way to go.
post #12 of 53
I meant "inhuman weather conditions". And of course I'm kidding about the deer, pull that icicle out of your ass man!
post #13 of 53
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Originally Posted by Luca S. View Post
They're fucking living things, man. If your hobby involves killing shit, at least do it in the most painless way possible. I don't think getting ran the fuck over with a snowmobile is a quick way to go.
Agreed. If you want to hunt, use a gun. This just sounds like a bunch of assholes getting off on hurting shit.

Stories like this make me hope that shit about 2012 being the end of time is actually true.
post #14 of 53
Have you ever been to Wisconsin? Nothing up there but snow and sodomy. People get bored and when you give them alcohol, they start thinking up weird shit to do on a Friday night. Unless this becomes a pagan ritual or they move up to people, I don't care
post #15 of 53
I hope that 5th one goes back and tells his little deer friends that getting run over sucks. Maybe then they'll get out of my way when I'm driving.
post #16 of 53
Oh okay, just trollin'. Carry on.
post #17 of 53
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Originally Posted by Chris Anthony View Post
Is there any significance to these deer? Are they endangered or something, cause last time I checked, people hunt and kill deer, like, alot. Props to these guys for finding a way to do it without having to rub deer piss all over themselves.
There's a big difference between hunting something, be it for food or sport, and torturing something to death just for the hell of it.
post #18 of 53
Goddamn, Im in the mood for some venison now.
post #19 of 53
What have deer done for you lately? Did a deer save Christmas for you last year? Did a deer teach you how to read as a child? No, they didn't. All deer do is stand in front of your car late at night and bring traffic to a stop, cause fatal car crashes, or spread disease. Now that some yahoos in NoWhere, WI run over a few with a snow mobile, you guys are all Timothy Treadwell for these things. Unless you're a park ranger in the WI area, how does any of this affect you?
post #20 of 53
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Originally Posted by Chris Anthony View Post
Have you ever been to Wisconsin? Nothing up there but snow and sodomy. People get bored and when you give them alcohol, they start thinking up weird shit to do on a Friday night. Unless this becomes a pagan ritual or they move up to people, I don't care
people like you are part of the reason why humanity needs to be destroyed.
post #21 of 53
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Originally Posted by ElCapitanAmerica View Post
This is why I don't trust people who live parts of the world that are frozen, they're not really human.
Bleach joke.
post #22 of 53
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Originally Posted by Chris Anthony View Post
What have deer done for you lately? Did a deer save Christmas for you last year? Did a deer teach you how to read as a child? No, they didn't. All deer do is stand in front of your car late at night and bring traffic to a stop and cause fatal car crashes. Now that some yahoos in Buttfuck, WI run over a few with a snow mobile, you guys are all Timothy Treadwell for these things. Unless you're a park ranger in the WI area, how does any of this affect you?

evil dumb cunt. kill yourself.
post #23 of 53
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Originally Posted by Chris Anthony View Post
Have you ever been to Wisconsin? Nothing up there but snow and sodomy. People get bored and when you give them alcohol, they start thinking up weird shit to do on a Friday night. Unless this becomes a pagan ritual or they move up to people, I don't care
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Originally Posted by Chris Anthony
When they ran over the deer with snowmobiles, I remained silent - I was not a deer.

When they put the cat in the microwave, I remained silent - I was not a feline.

When they fileted frogs with lawn equipment, I remained silent - I was not a frog.

When they sacrificed me in a pagan ritual - there was no one left to speak out.

...
post #24 of 53
As for animal cruelty, again, why all heartstrings all of a sudden? Has CHUD been hacked and I've been redirected to a PETA board?
post #25 of 53
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Originally Posted by Chris Anthony View Post
As for animal cruelty, again, why all heartstrings all of a sudden? Has CHUD been hacked and I've been redirected to a PETA board?
Apparently SOMEONE didn't listen to Mickey Rourke's Golden Globes speech.
post #26 of 53
Missed it. Did he thank his deer hair stylist?
post #27 of 53
Dude, there's a difference between being against torturing animals and being a PETA nutjob. If you can't see a difference, it's just sad for you.
post #28 of 53
And there's a difference between animal population control and tormenting innocent creatures for your own amusement. But I'm sure Anthony knows these guys weren't put to perform a public service, and suspect he's just bored this morning.
post #29 of 53
Oh deer!
post #30 of 53
He's just trolling, ignore him and he'll eventually go off and masturbate to videos of people running over kittens with lawnmowers.
post #31 of 53
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Originally Posted by Chris Anthony View Post
Have you ever been to Wisconsin? Nothing up there but snow and sodomy. People get bored and when you give them alcohol, they start thinking up weird shit to do on a Friday night. Unless this becomes a pagan ritual or they move up to people, I don't care
Dude, you're from TN. Pot-kettle-black much?

And Chris, I have never heard a native call my dear home state "Wesconsin." That seems to be a pronunciation reserved for sportscasters and it has always mystified me.
post #32 of 53
Maybe he forgot to take his "happy" pills this morning.
post #33 of 53
Or maybe he drank too much happy juice this morning?
post #34 of 53
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Originally Posted by Jake View Post
Or maybe he drank too much happy juice this morning?
Is that what they call deer blood in Tennessee?
post #35 of 53
*psst*

DEER SEMEN
post #36 of 53
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Originally Posted by botch View Post
people like you are part of the reason why humanity needs to be destroyed.
Second that!
post #37 of 53
Besides, Mother Nature has a way of balancing these things. Google "Drunk-sledding beheadings" or "Beheaded snowmobilers".
post #38 of 53
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Originally Posted by MissZooey View Post
Dude, you're from TN. Pot-kettle-black much?

And Chris, I have never heard a native call my dear home state "Wesconsin." That seems to be a pronunciation reserved for sportscasters and it has always mystified me.
TN doesn't only have sodomy, it also has the KKK!
post #39 of 53
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Originally Posted by Jim Kelly
Besides, Mother Nature has a way of balancing these things. Google "Drunk-sledding beheadings" or "Beheaded snowmobilers".
That was exactly my point in my original post. If you're doing stupid stuff like this on a snow mobile, it's only a matter of time until you or someone you know ends up seriously injured or dead from it.
post #40 of 53
It would have been way more kickass if the deer had won. "Paul, quick, frolic right! *BOOM* OHHH, THE TREE! OH, HE'S BURNING! AHAHAH! Hey, let's get the other ones!"
post #41 of 53
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Originally Posted by Jake View Post
It would have been way more kickass if the deer had won. "Paul, quick, frolic right! *BOOM* OHHH, THE TREE! OH, HE'S BURNING! AHAHAH! Hey, let's get the other ones!"
That little fantasy made me feel better, thank you.

And Chris, you're an asshole. But I suspect you know that.
post #42 of 53
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Originally Posted by MissZooey View Post
....I have never heard a native call my dear home state "Wesconsin." That seems to be a pronunciation reserved for sportscasters and it has always mystified me.
Yeah, as my southern friend pointed out, "y'all love your vowels up here, what's with that "Wis-CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNN-sin" pronunciation?

Out of state sportscasters, however, love greeting you from "Lambeau Field, in GREEN Bay, WES-con-son."
post #43 of 53
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And Chris, you're an asshole. But I suspect you know that.

Oh, I'm sure the li'l scamp is just "stirring the pot." Cuz that's what the cool people on the innernets do.
post #44 of 53
Yeah, nothing like being intentionally dense and pissing people off to brighten up a rainy afternoon.
post #45 of 53
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TN doesn't only have sodomy, it also has the KKK!
....so is the fact WI's racism is more random and unorganized than Tennessee's a point for or against the northern state?
post #46 of 53
I have a great deal of respect for TN's racism. Those guys are pros.
post #47 of 53
I'm sure I'll get lumped in with Chris for this, but deer suck.

I sure as hell wouldn't chase them around and kill them with a snowmobile(I don't like hunting either), but they are evil, evil bastards. There are so many around here that it's ludicrous. I know I know, deer didn't ask people to move onto their holy lands or build roads where they did, but... I hate them. They're like suicide bombers with a taste for car.

I have a serious case of what I call "deer fear" now after I totaled my last vehicle. One of my friends lives in a particularly nasty bit of backroads where I'm scared as a motherfucker when I'm driving at night. Even if I'm driving 20 or 30 mph in an area where daylight driving is fine at 60, I still have the fear of them leaping across the road in my path, or hitting me(my old El Camino looked like it had seen war). I'll see batches of ten or so just grazing in a frozen field. I have no idea what there is to eat. Do deer eat dirt? There's no grass out there.

Haha I'm just gonna stop now before I get more attacked than I already will.

In conclusion, deer suck. Some of you are defending them way too much. That said, these snowmobile guys are fucking assholes.
post #48 of 53
Nexus, you deer-hating douchebag. I am now playing your avatar in reverse to pretend that your head is getting plucked OFF.
post #49 of 53
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Haha I'm just gonna stop now before I get more attacked than I already will.

In conclusion, deer suck. Some of you are defending them way too much. That said, these snowmobile guys are fucking assholes.
Nah, deer are oversized squirrels, and we all know that squirrels are essentially rats with nicer tails.

But the point is less that deer are noble, sacred animals and more that torturing them to death with snowmobiles is fucking psychopathic.
post #50 of 53
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I have a serious case of what I call "deer fear" now after I totaled my last vehicle. One of my friends lives in a particularly nasty bit of backroads where I'm scared as a motherfucker when I'm driving at night. Even if I'm driving 20 or 30 mph in an area where daylight driving is fine at 60, I still have the fear of them leaping across the road in my path, or hitting me(my old El Camino looked like it had seen war).
You need one of these.
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