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Slap Chop!

post #1 of 28
1/15/09 at 11:20am
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From the people who brought you Sham Wow!
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post #2 of 28
1/15/09 at 11:27am
Yeah, I saw the infomercial for this the other day on Chiller.

You know the crazy-eyed guy who does these infomercials is the same guy who made that Underground Comedy Movie I used to see ads for all the time on Comedy Central a few years back?
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post #3 of 28
1/15/09 at 11:37am
I love all of these informercials buying up the cheap ad time. I was talking with a girl last night and we instantly hit it off once the Snuggie came up. Then she admitted she wants a Slap Chop, just not his because it's not made in Germany.
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post #4 of 28
1/15/09 at 2:58pm
I want a Slapchop. I don't even cook, but that looks great.

Carly wants a Snuggie, despite the fact that it makes you look like a cult member.
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post #5 of 28
1/15/09 at 3:02pm
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I like how Graty is sort of Slap Chop's little sidekick.
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post #6 of 28
1/15/09 at 3:51pm
I was wondering when someone would finally invent something that would allow me to cut an apple into pieces small enough for my cat.
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post #7 of 28
1/15/09 at 4:01pm
Reminds me of something I heard a lot as a child: "I'm gonna make you skinny again. One slap at a time."
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post #8 of 28
1/15/09 at 4:09pm
I want both the Shamwow and the Slap Chop. Damn, those are cheap!
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post #9 of 28
1/15/09 at 4:22pm
The guy on G4tv isn't all that funny, but he does the only Shamwow Vince impression worth a damn.
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post #10 of 28
1/15/09 at 4:24pm
"Your gonna love my nuts".
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post #11 of 28
1/15/09 at 4:43pm
Ha! I just posted this in the TV commercial thread. Vince is great in a sleazy, sketchy way.
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post #12 of 28
1/15/09 at 5:21pm
But is the Slap Chop made in GERMANY???? You know they make good stuff there.

I don't know who I like better. This guy or the shouty, painted-bearded OxyClean dude.
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post #13 of 28
1/15/09 at 5:24pm
Slap Chop is just the 21st century update to the Blitzhacker.
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post #14 of 28
1/15/09 at 5:35pm
Vince beats Billy Mays hands down. Mays has volume, but Vince has personality.
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post #15 of 28
1/15/09 at 5:37pm
I sent this to my wife and she informed me that we own the chopper that Vince chucks over his shoulder.

I've been SCHOOLED by Vince!
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post #16 of 28
1/15/09 at 5:39pm
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You got bacteria on your food!
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post #17 of 28
1/15/09 at 5:41pm
Extended 3 min version!

Testimonials!

I love the final grin he gives to the camera.
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post #18 of 28
1/15/09 at 5:41pm
Vince looks like he combed his hair with a weedwacker.

I always wondered what happened to Johnny Knoxville once the residuals from Jackass dried up.
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post #19 of 28
1/15/09 at 5:48pm
Well, if you're going to order it, then do it in the next 20 minutes... because Vince can't do this all day.
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post #20 of 28
1/15/09 at 5:50pm
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I just never realized making salads and breakfasts was so difficult and time consuming. How have we as a species managed until now?
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post #21 of 28
1/15/09 at 5:52pm
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Originally Posted by BillyG View Post
I love all of these informercials buying up the cheap ad time.
I hate them because they killed all the late night movie shows.
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post #22 of 28
1/15/09 at 5:53pm
Dammit, now I regret never buying that pancake baller I saw over at CVS.

Someone get ahold of Tieman he works at a place that has this stuff.

All this stuff reminds of me another great Weird Al song. "Mr. Popeil"
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post #23 of 28
1/15/09 at 6:09pm
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Originally Posted by nekkerbee View Post
Vince beats Billy Mays hands down. Mays has volume, but Vince has personality.
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post #24 of 28
1/15/09 at 8:29pm
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Originally Posted by EdHocken View Post
Someone get ahold of Tieman he works at a place that has this stuff.
I asked my boss about this product. Her response: "It's total crap"
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post #25 of 28
1/29/09 at 4:01pm
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Originally Posted by Michael Shaver View Post
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FY0tTewZYmY&NR=1
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post #26 of 28
1/29/09 at 4:15pm
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Originally Posted by Jake View Post
I was wondering when someone would finally invent something that would allow me to cut an apple into pieces small enough for my cat.
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post #27 of 28
1/29/09 at 4:18pm
"This thing....this tuna....looks boring. Stop having a boring tuna, stop having a boring life."

Done and done, Vince.
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post #28 of 28
1/29/09 at 5:39pm
My stoner friends have two of these (they weren't buy one get one, and they were purchased at the same time) and when they tried it out on an onion the blades cracked. So now they use the other one to chop up pot. The cycle starts up again.
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