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post #1 of 40
1/17/09 at 1:37am
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A 20 year old Madonna sent this photo to an agency looking for nude models in a time of economic trouble. It is being auctioned off at Christies.

A different time when lots and lots of pubes was the shit.

Ultra zoomable version here.

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post #2 of 40
1/17/09 at 1:52am
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Originally Posted by Bitches Leave View Post
A different time when lots and lots of pubes was the shit.
They're still the shit.
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post #3 of 40
1/17/09 at 1:59am
I also spy some underarm hair. Yuckity-yuck-yuck-yuck.
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post #4 of 40
1/17/09 at 3:14am
all just roadsigns on the way to great.
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post #5 of 40
1/17/09 at 4:17am
Wow . . . how very 1985!
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post #6 of 40
1/17/09 at 4:27am
Man, I hope Christie's is ready for their bandwidth bill to increase by about 7000x.

Lookin' good, Madonna Louise.
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post #7 of 40
1/17/09 at 4:28am
Er... oops.
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post #8 of 40
1/17/09 at 4:28am
The joke so nice, I posted it thrice.
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post #9 of 40
1/17/09 at 6:44am
Fuck the hair. Madonna's 80's nipples are ridiculously perfect.
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post #10 of 40
1/17/09 at 8:58am
"Niiiiiiiiice beaver."
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post #11 of 40
1/17/09 at 9:21am
I remember this pics, as Nexus said she had the perfect tits too.
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post #12 of 40
1/17/09 at 9:29am
Nice sideburns, too.
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post #13 of 40
1/17/09 at 9:30am
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I also spy some underarm hair. Yuckity-yuck-yuck-yuck.
Yeah her earlobes could do with a bit work as well. GROSS!
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post #14 of 40
1/17/09 at 10:40am
Dunno why those two pics being auctioned off are such a big deal. Pics of a 20 year old hairy Madonna have been circulating online for years. I've seen dozens of them. And yeah, she has perfect tits.

http://www.leenks.com/gallery518.htm
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post #15 of 40
1/17/09 at 2:22pm
A little bit before 1985, fellas.

and the hair only seems gross to you because you are mentally twisted by plastic, airbrushed, anime, Maxim teens.
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post #16 of 40
1/17/09 at 3:58pm
She was rocking a very nice bod in the Sex book.
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post #17 of 40
1/17/09 at 4:00pm
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and the hair only seems gross to you because you are mentally twisted by plastic, airbrushed, anime, Maxim teens.
Um no, that's a lot of hair. Obviously it wouldn't stop me from engaging in all sorts of debauchery with her, but when there are so many pictures of Madonna naked, the hair kinda puts this picture on the lower end of the spectrum. I like bush, but that's not even bush. That's kudzu.
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post #18 of 40
1/17/09 at 4:36pm
Would you guys eat a plate of food someone handed you in the dark?

I wouldn't.
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post #19 of 40
1/17/09 at 4:46pm
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Dunno why those two pics being auctioned off are such a big deal. Pics of a 20 year old hairy Madonna have been circulating online for years. I've seen dozens of them. And yeah, she has perfect tits.

http://www.leenks.com/gallery518.htm
Some of these are hilarious. Like the one where she's just hanging out in a pizza joint naked. Or any of the leather pics.

She's always had a great body, but these are surprising because I thought she got into her body building phase later in life. Some of these show her already bulking out, particularly her thighs.
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post #20 of 40
1/17/09 at 4:50pm
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A little bit before 1985, fellas.

and the hair only seems gross to you because you are mentally twisted by plastic, airbrushed, anime, Maxim teens.
What the fuck kind of logic is that? I suppose I only like my food removed from it's natural state and cooked, cleaned of dirt and bugs, and free of salmonella because I've been mentally twisted by the Food Network, Bobby Flay and the discovery of fire.

Maybe I don't like the thought of burying my face in what appears to be roadkill very appealing because I don't like the idea of burying my face in what appears to be roadkill.
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post #21 of 40
1/17/09 at 5:08pm
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Maybe I don't like the thought of burying my face in what appears to be roadkill very appealing because I don't like the idea of burying my face in what appears to be roadkill.
Yeah! But whattabout her minge?
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post #22 of 40
1/17/09 at 5:14pm
While we're whipping out the old celeb nudes...

http://www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com...aked-pics.html
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post #23 of 40
1/17/09 at 5:24pm
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Yeah her earlobes could do with a bit work as well. GROSS!
Maybe I'm antiquated, but I don't like chicks that look like they're holding a gerbil in a headlock. Sorry for my "quirky tastes"!

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What the fuck kind of logic is that? I suppose I only like my food removed from it's natural state and cooked, cleaned of dirt and bugs, and free of salmonella because I've been mentally twisted by the Food Network, Bobby Flay and the discovery of fire.

Maybe I don't like the thought of burying my face in what appears to be roadkill very appealing because I don't like the idea of burying my face in what appears to be roadkill.
Now, in my case, I'm not saying a hairy hoo-ha means it's a DIRTY hoo-ha, but it sure is an unappealing and unattractive one.

Those are, however, great tits.
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post #24 of 40
1/17/09 at 6:42pm
"[It] looks like Fidel Castro eating a flank steak." - Greg Giraldo
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post #25 of 40
1/17/09 at 7:18pm
The terrible truth behind the Madonna / Richie divorce revealed; he discovered that she was a Triffid in human form. They have evolved.
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post #26 of 40
1/17/09 at 8:31pm
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While we're whipping out the old celeb nudes...

http://www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com...aked-pics.html
That's the Demi I always preferred. Young, unenhanced and wearing a toupee.
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post #27 of 40
1/17/09 at 9:55pm
I can see what Madonna tried to do there with her pubes.
Its Travolta from Saturday Night Fever,she just got the left arm wrong,that's all.


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post #28 of 40
1/17/09 at 10:21pm
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A little bit before 1985, fellas.

and the hair only seems gross to you because you are mentally twisted by plastic, airbrushed, anime, Maxim teens.
She isn't any more real for having overgrown pubes man, it's appearance, it's all a fucking fake costume no matter what...and she'd be looking more attractive, to myself, if she had shaved. But man, I don't want to debate about fetishes, I can't tell you yours' is wrong, but you opened up with that little line...which I've heard over and over again...yeah, I don't see how one can look at Brooke Burke in a Maxim magazine and be twisted for wanting to fuck her. I don't get it.
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post #29 of 40
1/18/09 at 2:37am
I'm all for pubes. But there's no denying that that's a lot of pubes. You could hide a good-sized dick in that bush.

Gratuitous SLING BLADE reference: Somewhere, J.T Walsh is smiling.
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post #30 of 40
1/18/09 at 5:09am
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A little bit before 1985, fellas.

and the hair only seems gross to you because you are mentally twisted by plastic, airbrushed, anime, Maxim teens.
That's kind of a strawman. There's plenty of shades of grey between "shaved bald pre-pubescent-looking" and "piggyback-riding a Tribble". Her body looks great but that bush is nightmarish. The armpit and leg hair aren't doing anything for me either.
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post #31 of 40
1/18/09 at 11:59am
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Madonna's 80's nipples are ridiculously perfect.
Nah. Her boob to nipple ratio is really weird. If her boobs were smaller or her nipples were a little bigger, THEN they would be perfect.
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post #32 of 40
1/18/09 at 12:12pm
I'm gonna throw in with Nexus. Those are perfect breasts.
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post #33 of 40
1/18/09 at 7:17pm
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The boobs are perfect but those nipples are way too damn small. Looks like two pimples.
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post #34 of 40
1/19/09 at 5:59pm
Here's the full set from this photoshoot. Some nice breast shots without the hairy bush ruining things.
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post #35 of 40
1/19/09 at 7:19pm
Hair, no hair. Variety is the spice of life, gentlemen (and women). I salute some of you on the obviously considerable skills that afford you the ability to be so choosy, while simultaneously pitying you for taking the vanilla approach.
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post #36 of 40
1/19/09 at 7:33pm
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...while simultaneously pitying you for taking the vanilla approach.
What's vanilla? Shaved? Unshaved? Neatly trimmed? What if she's shaved but has a labia ring? What if she's neatly mowed down below but likes clothespins and hot wax on her nipples? Is that vanilla?
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post #37 of 40
1/19/09 at 9:35pm
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and hot wax on her nipples? Is that vanilla?
Willem Dafoe says it ain't.
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post #38 of 40
1/28/09 at 9:33am
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While we're whipping out the old celeb nudes...

http://www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com...aked-pics.html
Ah, Oui magazine. My dad had a couple of issues of those, and I called it "Oh-wee". And holy crap, Demi had more pubes than I have hair on my head. especially in those last two pictures.
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post #39 of 40
1/28/09 at 11:48am
What's hidden in Madonna's pubes?

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post #40 of 40
1/28/09 at 12:04pm
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What's hidden in Madonna's pubes?
Frodo?
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