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Anyone planning on attacking Obama will NOT have an open casket funeral.

post #1 of 20
1/25/09 at 6:39pm
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DvYV5QZtevk

This is what the Secret Service guys following the new POTUS are packing, according to rumours....yeah, Im thinking the guy's pretty safe to begin with if this is true.
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post #2 of 20
1/25/09 at 7:13pm
He's not safe because of guns, but they will certainly hurt flesh. I'm more worried about bombs and shit than some crackpot with a rifle.

Unless he becomes Asian and goes to Virginia Tech, because then he is FUCKED.
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post #3 of 20
1/25/09 at 7:44pm
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Originally Posted by Nick Nunziata View Post
He's not safe because of guns, but they will certainly hurt flesh. I'm more worried about bombs and shit than some crackpot with a rifle.

Unless he becomes Asian and goes to Virginia Tech, because then he is FUCKED.
Thread's existance validated by the above response.
Also, that last part also explains why Tiger Woods should never go to Virginia Tech as well.
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post #4 of 20
1/25/09 at 9:07pm
I remember seeing these minigun equipped SUVs on Mythbusters a couple of times and wondering where the hell did they get them from. Another Myth answered !
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post #5 of 20
1/25/09 at 9:19pm
When an Italian tells you're not safe, that's a warning sign that a horse head might show up in your bed....

...oh please I'll go back to my taxi.
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post #6 of 20
1/25/09 at 10:28pm

Where can I get me one of those?

Would come in handy on the northern California freeways
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post #7 of 20
1/26/09 at 12:02am
Jesus. I'm thinking you could even take out low flying aircraft with those.
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post #8 of 20
1/26/09 at 12:04am
I just hope they let Tory, Grant, and Kari borrow one from time to time.
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post #9 of 20
1/26/09 at 12:36am
Well now I'm just worried about what kind of threat they're expecting to thwart with something like that! A Panzer brigade? Hunter-Killers? Akira?
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post #10 of 20
1/26/09 at 12:40am
I got dibs on the assassin's eyeballs.
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post #11 of 20
1/26/09 at 12:50am
Oh boy, I hope shit like that ends up in THE EXPENDABLES.
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post #12 of 20
1/26/09 at 1:15am
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Originally Posted by Moltisanti View Post
Oh boy, I hope shit like that ends up in THE EXPENDABLES.
Someone forward this man's comment and the link above to Mr Stallone, ASAP!
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post #13 of 20
1/26/09 at 8:02am
Jesus, ole' painless is waitin'...
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post #14 of 20
1/26/09 at 10:31am
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Originally Posted by ryoken View Post
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DvYV5QZtevk

This is what the Secret Service guys following the new POTUS are packing, according to rumours....yeah, Im thinking the guy's pretty safe to begin with if this is true.

Late Pass.
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post #15 of 20
1/26/09 at 10:54am
God that thing is just ruthless.
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post #16 of 20
1/26/09 at 12:41pm
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Aw, crap.
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post #17 of 20
1/26/09 at 12:56pm
This deserves it's own thread.
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post #18 of 20
1/27/09 at 12:34am
Good God - I think that thing would liquify anyone in front of it.
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post #19 of 20
1/27/09 at 1:38am
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Originally Posted by ShaolinMK View Post
Good God - I think that thing would liquify anyone in front of it.
And make a a god damned sexual Tyrannosaurus out of anyone handling it.
It had to be said, people.
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post #20 of 20
2/12/09 at 8:01pm
I couldn't help but remember this thread while reading about these Neo-Nazis who wanted to go on a murder spree capped by a suicide assault on Obama by "driving toward Obama, 'shooting at him from the windows.'" Dipshits.

(Also, is that eye shadow? Emo-nazis!)
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