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post #51 of 110
1/28/09 at 11:49pm
I feel horrible about this.





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post #52 of 110
1/29/09 at 12:12am
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LOL. You're going to hell!
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post #53 of 110
1/29/09 at 11:47am
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Originally Posted by Diva View Post
i can haz cheezburger?
Still not that bad - worse case scenario, at this point, she could do some aerobics, cut down on some carbs, and get toned up a bit. She's definitely not at Anna Nicole Smith/Graf Zeppelin/Hindenburg levels yet. If anything, she looks like the average 30+ year old female in my neck of the woods.

The belt's atrocious, though, and in this pic, she looks like she knows it.
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post #54 of 110
1/29/09 at 12:24pm
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Originally Posted by DARKMITE8 View Post
What if I bought her a Value Meal? She can even Super Size it, if she wants. I'm romantic like that.
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Originally Posted by Diva View Post
i can haz cheezburger?
Don't cry, baby. I got a cheeseburger right here. Here have a double. You got some fries to go with that shake?
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post #55 of 110
1/29/09 at 12:29pm
She's probably just realizing that she's performing at a chili cook-off in Florida.
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post #56 of 110
1/29/09 at 12:30pm
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post #57 of 110
1/29/09 at 2:54pm
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That's just wrong.
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post #58 of 110
1/29/09 at 2:56pm
Agreed. Lame.
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post #59 of 110
1/29/09 at 3:04pm
Total cheap shot. Romo's arms aren't that spindly.
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post #60 of 110
1/29/09 at 3:18pm
It's pretty sloppy that the artist had to splash "JESSICA SIMPSON" on her shirt to bring across that she, in fact, represents Jessica Simpson.
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post #61 of 110
1/29/09 at 3:27pm
I wouldn't want to live where the doorway was wider than the actual door.
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post #62 of 110
1/30/09 at 10:47pm
oh yeaaaa


hugh laurie Was in black adder.


glad to see this thread is good for something
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post #63 of 110
1/30/09 at 11:41pm
I'd still eat her ass out.
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post #64 of 110
1/31/09 at 1:22am
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Originally Posted by Diva View Post
That's just wrong.


You are utterly fucking unbelievable.
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post #65 of 110
1/31/09 at 6:05am
The outift is the problem, not her weight. It does nothing to flatter her. High waist jeans don't look good on ANYONE, but if you look at that frontal shot, her waist is still small, her thighs still look slim, and her stomach isn't big. That top is too small, which is giving her the roll effect. The belt is hideous. and is cinched on too tight, which is also contributing to the roll effect. There's footage of her in an airport a few days ago and she looks perfectly fine. The arms have gotten a little big, but it's not like she's become Rosie O'Donnell overnight.
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post #66 of 110
1/31/09 at 6:47am
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Originally Posted by Barkatthemoon View Post
This is pretty sickening, as well as unfunny. I'm surprised there aren't more Britney Spears-style celebrity meltdowns, if not full-on Cobain shotgun blowjobs, with the incredible scrutiny celebrities are under. I've never cared about anything Jessica's done in her career, but Jesus. Seriously, she's like maybe five pounds overweight. Let he/she who is still comfortably wearing their prom dress/tux cast the first stone.

ETA: Yeah, this sounds more Chris Crockerish than I intended, but meh. What a fucking non-issue.
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post #67 of 110
1/31/09 at 10:48am
Maybe it wasn't the outfit....

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post #68 of 110
1/31/09 at 11:34am
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Jess, if you don't want people to talk about your weight gain, you probably shouldn't wear a Glad bag as an outfit.

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Originally Posted by The Rain Dog View Post


You are utterly fucking unbelievable.
You don't get internet snark. There's a difference between calling someone who's obviously not fat fat and drawing that person as Jabba the Hut.

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Originally Posted by HarleyQuinn22 View Post
The outift is the problem, not her weight. It does nothing to flatter her. High waist jeans don't look good on ANYONE, but if you look at that frontal shot, her waist is still small, her thighs still look slim, and her stomach isn't big. That top is too small, which is giving her the roll effect. The belt is hideous. and is cinched on too tight, which is also contributing to the roll effect. There's footage of her in an airport a few days ago and she looks perfectly fine. The arms have gotten a little big, but it's not like she's become Rosie O'Donnell overnight.
She went from a size 2 to a size 8. That isn't necessarily fat - size 8 is pretty average for American women - but she went up 4 dress sizes in what seems like a relatively short amount of time. It's shocking to see.
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post #69 of 110
1/31/09 at 3:42pm
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Originally Posted by Richard Dickson View Post
Maybe it wasn't the outfit....
Maybe not, but once again, she's got on a belt that's not helping her look nice. I have a small waist, and big chunky belts like that make me look bigger, too. Her legs still look slim to me, so it's not like she's completely let herself go. That cartoon is beyond cruel.

And Hollywood's response to this has been mind-boggling. I was watcing a little bit of ET the other night and the hypocrisy on that show literally had my jaw hanging open. One moment, they're playing brief interviews with random celebs talking about how fucked up body image is and how they think Jessica looks fine, and then they go, "Tomorrow on ET, how Jessica can lose five pounds in one week!" while they show clips of her Pizza Hut ads from the Super Bowl a few years back, as if to say, "These were the warning signs!"
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post #70 of 110
1/31/09 at 4:21pm
She's not Kirstie Allen proportions, that's for sure. Jessica's fine.
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post #71 of 110
1/31/09 at 6:42pm
I'm not looking into this stuff, but I'm catching it peripherally, and this is some pretty shameful shit. Worse things have been said and done, but I actually feel quite bad for her now.
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post #72 of 110
1/31/09 at 6:47pm
Why? This could end up being good for her career. I wouldn't be totally shocked if this was part of a PR move to make her eligible for Britney-like comeback status.
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post #73 of 110
1/31/09 at 6:50pm
I actually think she's hotter now. If I weren't married, I'd return her phone calls.
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post #74 of 110
1/31/09 at 6:52pm
Personally, I find the "unrecognizable" stuff to be ridiculous, ESPECIALLY if you claim to be looking primarily at her face. If you just showed me the body, I'd never guess it was Jessica Simpson. But her face is still very recognizable, despite having gained some weight.
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post #75 of 110
1/31/09 at 7:10pm
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Originally Posted by Moltisanti View Post
Total cheap shot. Romo's arms aren't that spindly.
Pretty scrawny for a football player in my opinion:

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post #76 of 110
1/31/09 at 9:49pm
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Originally Posted by Patrick Ripoll View Post
Personally, I find the "unrecognizable" stuff to be ridiculous, ESPECIALLY if you claim to be looking primarily at her face. If you just showed me the body, I'd never guess it was Jessica Simpson. But her face is still very recognizable, despite having gained some weight.
Because it is ridiculous. It is obviously her face-wise.
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post #77 of 110
1/31/09 at 9:58pm
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Originally Posted by HarleyQuinn22 View Post
The outift is the problem, not her weight. It does nothing to flatter her. High waist jeans don't look good on ANYONE, but if you look at that frontal shot, her waist is still small, her thighs still look slim, and her stomach isn't big. That top is too small, which is giving her the roll effect. The belt is hideous. and is cinched on too tight, which is also contributing to the roll effect. There's footage of her in an airport a few days ago and she looks perfectly fine. The arms have gotten a little big, but it's not like she's become Rosie O'Donnell overnight.
I totally agree. The horrifying thing about those photos is the Mom Jeans, not her curves. Then again, maybe I just think that because I'm a gay man and abhor bad fashion.
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post #78 of 110
1/31/09 at 10:18pm
I have to admit that I didn't realize it was Simpson right away.
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post #79 of 110
1/31/09 at 11:04pm
Hurray for Black Adder! Sorry couldn't think of anything else to post for this thread.
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post #80 of 110
1/31/09 at 11:13pm
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Originally Posted by Supremo View Post
I totally agree. The horrifying thing about those photos is the Mom Jeans, not her curves. Then again, maybe I just think that because I'm a gay man and abhor bad fashion.
The only way it could have been worse is if she had on open-toed shoes with pantyhose on. Tsk tsk!

The right outfit (and some Spanx) can make anybody look good. She just can't dress herself to compliment her body, or has a terrible stylist.
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post #81 of 110
2/1/09 at 11:17am
Is this maybe a play for a Jenny Craig or nutri-system endorsement? I'm being serious.
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post #82 of 110
2/1/09 at 11:49am
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Originally Posted by Jack Dnim View Post
Because it is ridiculous. It is obviously her face-wise.
I think we all know it was nothing but a disengenuous cover story for Diva to play a game of "lets all pretend we're in jnior high and indulge in schandenfreude over a fallen celebrity"

All the cool kids are playing apparently.
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post #83 of 110
2/1/09 at 12:55pm
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Originally Posted by HarleyQuinn22 View Post
The only way it could have been worse is if she had on open-toed shoes with pantyhose on. Tsk tsk!

The right outfit (and some Spanx) can make anybody look good. She just can't dress herself to compliment her body, or has a terrible stylist.
Spanks...
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post #84 of 110
2/1/09 at 5:23pm
Skimming through this thread has really bummed me out, what is wrong with you people?
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post #85 of 110
2/1/09 at 6:04pm
Hey, at least nobody's posted the Miley Cyrus sideboob.
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post #86 of 110
2/1/09 at 7:08pm
*sigh*
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post #87 of 110
2/1/09 at 7:21pm
They just interviewed Obama on NBC's Super Bowl pre-show, and Matt Lauer showed him the cover of Us Weekly with him and his family. They cut off Obama's face to make room for the Jessica Simpson story. Matt held it up and said, "They cut you off for Jessica Simpson!" Obama pointed at it and deadpanned, "Who's apparently going through a weight battle".

I laughed until it hurt.
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post #88 of 110
2/1/09 at 8:04pm
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Originally Posted by HarleyQuinn22 View Post
They just interviewed Obama on NBC's Super Bowl pre-show, and Matt Lauer showed him the cover of Us Weekly with him and his family. They cut off Obama's face to make room for the Jessica Simpson story. Matt held it up and said, "They cut you off for Jessica Simpson!" Obama pointed at it and deadpanned, "Who's apparently going through a weight battle".

I laughed until it hurt.
I love our President.
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post #89 of 110
2/1/09 at 8:56pm
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Originally Posted by Raspberry Leper View Post
Is this maybe a play for a Jenny Craig or nutri-system endorsement? I'm being serious.
Well she's already got enough Proactiv ($3 million deal) to last a lifetime, I'm sure.
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post #90 of 110
2/2/09 at 4:09am
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Originally Posted by KidNtheHelmet View Post
I love our President.
The comment comes around the 5:35 mark.
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post #91 of 110
2/2/09 at 4:20am
"Oh well..."

Hahahahaha. I love how he brushes that topic off as fluff.
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post #92 of 110
2/14/09 at 11:33am
http://www.wwtdd.com/photo.phtml?pos...hoto_key=68681

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post #93 of 110
2/14/09 at 7:11pm
Once more, I love how half the dudes in this thread act like they'd kick this chick out of the sack if she plopped down stark-naked and asked them to go to town.
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post #94 of 110
2/14/09 at 7:19pm
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Originally Posted by Jake View Post
Once more, I love how half the dudes in this thread act like they'd kick this chick out of the sack if she plopped down stark-naked and asked them to go to town.
Just in case I was only contributing to the thread, IMO she doesn't look bad at all, I found her pose funny, that's all...I'll play with her all nite long.
Jessica, I want to go there.
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post #95 of 110
2/14/09 at 7:38pm
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She looks like Wynona Judd in the first pic I posted. It's an unfortunate angle they caught her at, but I had no idea it was Jessica.

As for all the "poor girl" stuff, Jessica is loving the attention. All gossip is good gossip. According to UsWeekly, Jess told the audience at her recent concert at MSG, "I've had times when my pants split right down the middle when I bent down to reach a note. That's why I'm wearing a skort - not a skirt, not a short - just so they wouldn't split." Jess'll be fine. No need to get up in arms people.
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post #96 of 110
2/14/09 at 7:56pm
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Originally Posted by Diva View Post
No need to get up in arms people.
SHUT UP LADY JAKE WANT MAKE SMASH
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post #97 of 110
2/14/09 at 9:17pm
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This is what Google provides for "Jake Smash". LOL.

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post #98 of 110
2/14/09 at 10:45pm
...skort?...
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post #99 of 110
2/16/09 at 3:15pm
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Papa Joe does not miss a beat. Jessica plans clothing line to fit "every figure".
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post #100 of 110
2/16/09 at 5:07pm
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Originally Posted by Diva View Post
Jess told the audience at her recent concert at MSG, "I've had times when my pants split right down the middle when I bent down to reach a note..."
I call that "easy access" AKA "opportunity knocks", pronounced with an "umpty".
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