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Watching the superbowl? BE CAREFUL!!!

post #1 of 10
1/30/09 at 9:42am
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http://www.insurancejournal.com/news...1/30/97302.htm

You don't want to end up using a catheter!!
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post #2 of 10
1/30/09 at 2:05pm
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"During most sporting events people will get up and use the restroom during the commercials and not have any problem," Kalina said. "However, most of the time the commercials are the best part of the Super Bowl, so we have seen people who have to come in and have a catheter put in to relieve themselves."
Haha it doesn't specify whether the people came in for the catheter after or before the game. Those are the ones thinking ahead!

Actually, fuck that. Adult diapers should buy advertising space on this shit.
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post #3 of 10
1/30/09 at 2:11pm
I guarantee you, if you have to have a temp catheter put in, you'll do everything possible to avoid having one put in again. Not pleasant.
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post #4 of 10
1/30/09 at 2:28pm
Oh I know. I just thought it was funny how they worded it.
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post #5 of 10
1/30/09 at 2:51pm
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Originally Posted by HBarr View Post
I guarantee you, if you have to have a temp catheter put in, you'll do everything possible to avoid having one put in again. Not pleasant.
Have to admit, this is the single worst memory I have. Never again.
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post #6 of 10
1/30/09 at 2:58pm
Further note, don't ever push to have a regular catheter removed. Doctors/nurses know best (and even warned that a temp catheter would be used if unable to pass urine normally, which I unfortunately ignored in my mad desire to have the hated regular catheter removed. Temp catheters are 100 times worse).
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post #7 of 10
1/30/09 at 3:05pm
It's not that difficult getting injured watching a game. I was watching basketball once and while jumping around like a loon because my team was winning the carpet slipped from under my feet and I went crashing onto the coffee table. Only my gorilla like physique saved me.

The catheter seems excessive though. Having been subjected to one I wouldn't repeat the experience for anything.
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post #8 of 10
1/30/09 at 3:57pm
Wow. So in the 21st century, people still don't know how to work a VCR or a TiVo? Also, let's be honest, 99% of the commercials are going to wind up online the next day anyway, so it's OK to go take a leak, folks! That Transformers 2 trailer WILL be waiting for you on YouTube after the game!

Oh, and seconding stelios on the catheter "love". If you've never had one, you don't want one. If you've had one, you don't want one ever, ever, again.
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post #9 of 10
1/30/09 at 5:06pm
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Originally Posted by Timothy225 View Post
Also, let's be honest, 99% of the commercials are going to wind up online the next day anyway, so it's OK to go take a leak, folks! That Transformers 2 trailer WILL be waiting for you on YouTube after the game!
But we NEED to see them NOW! Or else we'd be shunned in the break room at work the next day and then after you watch them all on YouTube nobody cares anymore.
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post #10 of 10
1/30/09 at 5:12pm
http://www.grupthink.com/answer/85632/The_Sneaky_Leaker

Amateurs.
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