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Have Bat'Leth Will Rob

post #1 of 11
2/5/09 at 3:01am
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It looks like the current economic crisis has reached the Klingon Empire

http://www.thedenverchannel.com/news...0/detail.html#
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post #2 of 11
2/5/09 at 3:17am
How do you not catch a guy running around the neighborhood with a weapon as distinctive as that? Does he have a cloaking device or something?
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post #3 of 11
2/5/09 at 3:21am
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Originally Posted by Jakespeare View Post
How do you not catch a guy running around the neighborhood with a weapon as distinctive as that? Does he have a cloaking device or something?
They should have listened to Capt. Kirk.

You can't trust those damn Klingons. They killed his son and shit and now they're robbing gas stations. Next thing they'll be applying for welfare and taking our jobs.
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post #4 of 11
2/5/09 at 11:01am
It's not even a full sized Bat'Leth! Poser! Wannabe! Romulan! Ferengi! Saracen pig! Spartan dog! Roman cow!
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post #5 of 11
2/5/09 at 3:07pm
If they really want to catch this guy, just stake out the next Con in the Denver area. He's bound to show up. K'Plack!
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post #6 of 11
2/5/09 at 3:10pm
Forget the Cons, post cops at local liquor stores. After all this excitement he'll be wanting blood wine soon.
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post #7 of 11
2/5/09 at 3:19pm
Who the fuck robs a store with a sword anyway? The teller might've had a gun, and this guy would've violated The Tenth Law of Kahless the Unforgettable: Never bring a Bat'leth to a gunfight.

No place in Sto-Vo-Kor for this poozer, no sir. To Gre'thor for the likes of him!!!

(This officially ends my Star Trek geekiness for the day. I'd like to thank you one and all for attending. Please put the chairs up and turn out the lights before you leave. You don't have to go home, you just can't stay here.)
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post #8 of 11
2/5/09 at 3:36pm
From yesterday:

http://chud.com/forum/showpost.php?p...&postcount=297
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post #9 of 11
2/5/09 at 8:06pm
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Originally Posted by Judas Booth View Post
You're going to make me cry.
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post #10 of 11
2/5/09 at 8:15pm
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Originally Posted by Jakespeare View Post
Forget the Cons, post cops at local liquor stores. After all this excitement he'll be wanting blood wine soon.
No, he's more likely to drink prune juice. After all, it is a warrior's drink (and easier to come by on this planet).
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post #11 of 11
2/7/09 at 4:24am
This guy is not a real Klingon That Batl'leth is a sad excuse for a weapon. Makes me nostalgic for my old Klingon club days. We had some fun!! My favorite memory is walking into Rainbow foods with club members in full costumes. We just did a little shopping and left.
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