Yay, I can segue into my Terrence Howard story!
Freshman year of college at Michigan State, October 1999. They're having a special screening of THE BEST MAN on campus the same weekend as our basketball team has Midnight Madness. The cast & director have a box at the arena for the hoops festivities and some of them are mingling with the students. I'm sitting in the section directly below their box with about 10 people from my floor (split pretty even amongst boys & girls). Well one of the girls makes an impression on Mr. Howard and he says how he wants to hang out with her. She tries to deflect a little because "he seemed kinda weird" and says that she just plans on hanging out with her friends & staying in the dorms tonight, but gives him her number anyways. Around 130am he gives her a call and says he wants to come back and hang out with us in the dorms. The lucky lady, myself and a couple other people go over to the hotel (because he didn't know how the fuck to get to our dorm), pick him up and head back. We're all kinda giddy and nervous because this is some Hollywood actor who wants to hang out with us, some lowly college freshmen in the middle of Michigan. He said that the rest of the guys in the cast "didn't get him" and he wanted to be with "some people that aren't ignorant".
We soon realized that the rest of the cast was pretty fucking smart for not wanting to spend their free time with this guy.
We get back to the room and the guy soon begins talking as if he's the smartest motherfucker that ever lived, asking us our OPINIONS on things and then shouting us down if we aren't lock-step with him on the subject. He's even talking about how any woman would be lucky to have his kids because he has "super sperm". And no, no drugs were taken at this little get-together, just alcohol--and it wasn't a wild orgy of chugging fifths with both hands either. He could have been on something before, but he was masking it pretty well.
And yes, after using the bathroom that room shares with its neighbor, he mentioned that there should be some sort of baby wipes or at least some wet naps "so you're properly cleaned and all fresh afterwards". I didn't know using 2-ply made one a Cro-Magnon.
At about 5am he said he was getting tired and was gonna head back. The hotel was about a 150 yard walk from the dorm and he said he was fine getting back, so he bounced and that was that.